"Hey, this sounds so angry, but why can't I get angry?"
"Illusion, this is all an illusion. I should be at work instead of watching the live broadcast of the God of Cookery!"
"Master God of Cookery, you are such a bitch. No matter what, I want to eat a piece of your hand-made handicrafts, otherwise I won't watch the live broadcast for an hour!"
"Can you be as ethical as me and not watch the God of Cookery's live broadcast for at least 2 hours!"
When Ye Gui saw the barrage rioting, he immediately comforted him: "I'm just praising you all. If it weren't for your support, I wouldn't have the results I have now, so I decided..." www.bǐqυgetν.℃
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He deliberately lengthened his tone to make the audience in the live broadcast room full of expectations.
Could it be that the God of Cookery is about to start a lottery?
Or are you saying that the God of Cookery is going to give you some benefits?
For example, find a female fan?
Or even male fans!
"So I decided to order another dessert!"
Everyone: "???"
You are a real dog!
The number of followers in the live broadcast room silently decreased by one person.
"Dessert, um, tofu curd!"
Everyone: "???"
"What the hell? What did I hear? Tofu is actually sweet? Can sweet tofu be eaten?"
"Why can't you eat sweet tofu? It's obviously the salty tofu from the north that you can't eat!"
"Fart, salty tofu is the real soul of tofu. Sweet tofu? Even dogs won't eat it!"
Audiences from the north and the south in the live broadcast room quarreled over whether to eat sweet tofu or salty tofu.
Ye Gui never thought that after so many years, everyone would still be quarreling over whether the tofu noodle should be eaten sweet or salty.
"Don't argue. In fact, the question of whether the tofu is sweet or salty depends on your taste. The specific taste depends entirely on your own preferences!"
"Excuse me, Master God of Cookery, can you accept sweet tofu or salty tofu?" Someone immediately dug a hole for Ye Gui in the live broadcast room.
Seeing this question, Ye Gui said without thinking: "I can eat both sweet tofu and salty tofu, just like I can eat roasted sweet potatoes whether you give me a spoon or not!"
Yun Province netizen: "???Why do you need a spoon when eating roasted sweet potatoes?"
Netizen from Guangdong Province: "Can't roasted sweet potatoes be eaten just by peeling them off? Why do you need a spoon?"
Netizen from Zhejiang Province: "That's right. You still need a spoon to eat a roasted sweet potato. How can it be so exquisite?"
A netizen from Hubei Province: "How do you eat roasted sweet potatoes without a spoon?"
“Anyway, we don’t use a spoon when eating roasted sweet potatoes here!”
"It's the same here!"
"Me too!"
After chatting for a while, we found that only netizens from Hubei Province asked for a spoon when eating roasted sweet potatoes.
"It turns out that people outside eat roasted sweet potatoes without a spoon. No wonder the boss looked at me like an alien when I asked for a spoon when I bought roasted sweet potatoes in Guangshen last time!"
"So did you finally get the spoon?"
"No, I took it home and ate it with the spoon I use to scoop watermelon!"
"No wonder the boss asked me if I wanted a spoon when I was buying roasted sweet potatoes when I was visiting Hubei Province. It turned out to be this reason!"
The audience in the live broadcast room solved the case one after another, and the topic suddenly became more harmonious.
The dispute between netizens from the north and the south has gradually turned into jokes mostly about Hubei Province.
The atmosphere in the live broadcast room also improved, and the boss also brought tofu noodles.
Unmelted white sugar can also be seen on the tofu nao. When northern netizens saw this, their eyelids jumped wildly.
It seems that I can’t understand why it must be white sugar?
How to eat this?
Ye Gui took the spoon and stirred the tofu brain a little.
What was originally several large pieces of tofu brain instantly turned into countless tiny pieces.
It seems a bit anti-human.
Ye Gui ate slowly, and the tofu had a very obvious lime flavor when he ate it, but these flavors were also masked by the smooth texture of the tofu.
Eating tofu regularly is good for your physical and mental health!
After eating the tofu nao, Ye Gui paid and left.
After coming out of the breakfast shop, the mahjong table on the roadside was already full of customers who came to play cards.
Some old people stood aside and watched, but hesitated several times.
After finishing this table, I went to the next table.
When playing mahjong, just remember a very simple formula for winning tiles, which is n×aaa (knot) m×abc (straight) dd (trunk).
In some places, the trump card is 258.
In some places, trump cards are not played either.
As for buying code, it involves gambling and is beyond the scope of this article.
The old man looked around for several times and found no chance of his own, so he found a few lone people and bought a deck of playing cards, and started playing under the shade of a tree.
There is a table playing chess next door.
If you hold mahjong in your left hand and put money in the middle, then your right hand is a small teapot.
The teapot is covered with a thick layer of paste, and the original color of the teapot has long been invisible.
However, from the silvery white color of the spout, we can tell that this teapot was silver when it was young.
Ye Gui walked behind the mahjong table and took a look: "This seems not to be played, so let's go to the teahouse in front. I saw they posted a label: New tea is on the market. The new tea in August is usually oolong tea. Let's go!"
Ye Gui pushed open the door of the teahouse, and a swaying exotic atmosphere suddenly emerged.