Six hundred and seventy-two chapters to create a deadly scourge duo (1)
Therefore, Liu Che gave the Chen Xu brothers the titles of Xinhua County Lieutenant and Huaihua Ling, and sent them to the ice and snow of the Far East.
correct!
In order to accommodate these two demon kings, Liu Che upgraded Xinhua County to a county and established Xinhua County, which governs Xinhua, Huaihua and the surrounding thousands of miles of ice and snow wasteland.
At the same time, Liu Che fully demonstrated the shamelessness of Chinese emperors since ancient times, and without any politeness, he took all the uninhabited frozen soil and primeval forests into his bowl.
Started the map business again.
The national border line extended westward from the control edge of Xinhua City for thousands of miles, until it reached the vicinity of Vladivostok in later times.
What Dingling people, Fuyu people, woke up and found that they had become glorious Han people.
However, the Han Dynasty has no intention of telling them this 'good news' yet.
Because the Han Dynasty currently has neither the motivation nor the ability to control and rule such a vast piece of land.
Therefore, this behavior is ultimately a self-talking declaration of sovereignty.
It is comparable to the nine-dash line drawn by the Beiyang government in the South China Sea.
Liu Piao was not dissatisfied at all with the emperor's nephew's decision.
On the contrary, Liu Piao was very happy.
Over there in Xinhua, Liu Prostitute had long heard that it was a new source of wealth.
Although it is a bit colder, although it is a bit far away, although it is a bit dangerous.
But are these problems?
The eldest princess of the Han Dynasty felt that it was not a problem at all.
The men of the Chen family are not even as important to Liu Piao as the head of his precious daughter Gillian.
If he hadn't given birth to them, Liu Piao wouldn't even bother to care about their life and death.
What's more, the position given by the emperor's nephew is not low.
A county lieutenant, a border garrison minister, are still official positions of real power in a place of wealth like Xinhua.
How many distinguished nobles and nobles could not get a seat even if they broke their heads!
But when Brother Chen Xu heard the news, he immediately became angry.
Although the status of these two brothers in front of their mother has never been higher.
Growing up, I lived under my mother's power and stick.
But outside, the status of being the son of the emperor's eldest daughter, the son of the emperor's sister, and the emperor's uncle is still very popular.
Maybe it was because my life in front of Guantao was too miserable.
Therefore, in the past two years, when the Chen Xu brothers began to grow up, they became the most powerful dandy duo in Chang'an City.
As a ceremonial guard, he raised a bunch of bastards, fighting chickens and running dogs all day long, playing games and hunting, which was really not a happy life.
It has been very impressive for two years.
But this prestige has not been enough, and the pretense has not been finished.
A bolt from the blue suddenly hit these two guys. The emperor's brother-in-law didn't know what happened, and suddenly he wanted to throw them to Xinhua to keep company with the savages and fight against the wind and snow!
How can this be done!
When the two brothers heard the news, they immediately went to the East Palace in a fit of piss and cried to the imperial grandmother.
Empress Dowager Dou was not like Guan Tao, she only had eyes for Chen Ajiao.
I still love these two grandsons very much.
So he sent someone to pass a message to Liu Che: The emperor wants to kill Hu, the grandson of the Ai family?
After receiving this message from Empress Dowager Dou, Liu Che immediately knew that the old lady was still protecting her shortcomings as before.
In history, after Liu Rong committed suicide, it was Empress Dowager Dou who administered justice to Liu Rong.
The emperor's father was speechless when he said "Emperor kills my grandson". In the end, he had to die in Zhidu to give the old lady an explanation.
Fortunately, Liu Che is already very experienced in dealing with old ladies.
So, he immediately went to the East Palace to explain to Empress Dowager Dou: "Royal Grandma, what is said is that jade cannot be used unless it is polished. I am also thinking about the future of my two cousins! Mencius said: Live in peace and happiness. Die in sorrow. Live in sorrow and die in peace and happiness.
! Duke Ai of Lu once sighed: I was born in a deep palace and grew up with the hands of a woman. I don’t know sorrow, worry, labor, or fear!”
"I am really worried that if brothers Chen Xu and Chen Xiu continue like this, the future may not end well. The original disaster of Zhihou, where did it originate? The imperial grandmother is extremely wise and knows my difficulties!"
After hearing this explanation, Queen Mother Dou immediately stopped talking about "the emperor wants to kill my grandson".
Why?
In fact, even Empress Dowager Bo could only watch her only brother commit suicide, which made all the Han court members feel lingering fear.
In particular, Queen Mother Dou was a person who personally experienced the entire process of the Zhihou Disaster.
What should I do if my relatives are arrogant?
Queen Mother Dou knew very well the court's solution, which was to kill!
After experiencing the disaster of Zhu Lu, the Liu family and the noble scholar-bureaucrat class in the world can no longer tolerate the emergence of a second Lu family.
Even if it is just a sign, it must be nipped in the bud.
What's more, what the emperor said does make sense!
Empress Dowager Dou could watch her two brothers Dou Changjun and Dou Guangguo being watched by a group of princes and ministers, and guided their daily life.
Now, of course, I can tolerate my two grandsons exercising more.
"Chen Xu, Chen Xi, come out!" Empress Dowager Dou said to her behind the curtain.
Brothers Chen Xu and Chen Xi immediately responded weakly, ran to Liu Che, and bowed respectfully: "I, Xiu, pay homage to your majesty."
"These two incompetent guys, the Ai family will be handed over to the emperor. The emperor should give the Ai family a lesson!" Empress Dowager Dou said softly, but she had no intention of leaving.
When Liu Che saw it, he naturally knew that although Empress Dowager Dou accepted his explanation, she was still uneasy.
After all, she only has two grandchildren.
If the emperor deceives her, throws his head in the northeast, and tortures someone to death, who will she go to reason with?
Therefore, Liu Che had to come up with some solid information to prove that the emperor really wanted to raise two grandsons.
This is not only testing Liu Che's attitude towards the Chen family, but also testing Liu Che's attitude towards the Dou family.
The old lady thought very clearly.
The emperor holds great power and rules over the world.
it does not matter.
But relatives, the emperor has an attitude, which is very relevant.
And the old Liu family is famous for being unsympathetic.
Her husband and son are both famous for turning against each other.
She had to guard against the fact that her grandson was also such a person.
The old lady is a typical example of the older a person gets, the more thoughtful she becomes.
"No!" Liu Che smiled and bowed slightly to Queen Mother Dou, then turned to look at the two cousins kneeling in front of him.
"Chen Xu, Chen Xi!" Liu Che said: "You two have made a difference. You know how to complain!"
The two brothers were so frightened that they wet their pants.
Even their last patron, the grandmother, didn't help them. They felt that the world was really dark.
"Your Majesty, I don't dare," Chen Xu said with a bitter look on his face. He looked like he wanted to kill or behead him, and he was willing to do whatever he wanted, but the labor and management just didn't want to go to the Northeast and be neighbors with the savages: "It's just that I am weak, and I will go to a new place."
Transformation, it really shows the ability of the minister."
Well, if it's Qilu, Luoyang or something, it's not impossible to discuss.
Chen Xi was even more awesome. He kowtowed: "Your Majesty, I don't know. I have been suffering from typhoid fever since September after last year. The doctor said that I need to nurse myself back to health." As he said this, he took a piece of paper and presented it in his hand.
: "This is the diagnosis note from the Imperial Physician Cheng"
I even learned the skill of forging medical records.
Liu Che lamented in his heart, took the note, and tore it into pieces without even looking at it.
Are you kidding me?
Did Chen Yu think that his emperor was mentally retarded?
Without even looking at who is from the Imperial Medical Office, do you really think that Liu Che doesn't know about the little tricks he, Chen Xi, is doing in private?
But judging from the performance of these two brothers, it actually proves one thing, that is, these two guys are not stupid at all!
On the contrary, he is very smart!
However, they did not use their wisdom in the right place.
Maybe it's because Guantao's shadow is too overbearing, or maybe it's because his upbringing experience was too weird. In short, these two brothers have always been on the path of being funny.
They even passed on their funny attributes to their offspring.
For example, Chen Xi's son died in an attempt to commit suicide in history.
Think about it, a guy with a mother holding the emperor's uncle on his deathbed, begging hard, and offering three thousand gold as money to buy his life. He got a 'death redemption order' in advance, and he was able to save his life by himself.
Play yourself to death.
This requires such strong death-seeking skills!
But everything has two sides.
For example, in later generations, the hooligans and scoundrels who were hated and avoided by people in Europe 6 left the ocean and arrived in the new continent. They immediately became the pillars of the country and the savior of the world.
Nowadays, the Han Dynasty wants to expand.
Liu Che knew deeply that in addition to famous generals, virtuous ministers and various talents.
He also needs a group of people who have no integrity, no limits, and are cunning and devoid of any morals to do dirty things.
On the road to external expansion and colonization, moral gentlemen and dutiful civil servants are obviously not as useful as dandies and bullies.
For example, not long ago, the Juzhu Army Reclamation Corps near Xinhua reported to the court that they had completed the reclamation tasks set by the court a year ahead of schedule, and even allocated nearly 3,000 acres.
How?
The answer is that the colonel of the Juzhu Army's Reclamation Regiment was named Dao Jian.
This name is not unfamiliar to Liu Che at all. Didn't he just forcibly move the leader of Linzi's "vibrant social group" from Linzi to Guanzhong Yangling to guard his father's mausoleum last year?
But Tojian then spent a lot of money to enter the official career, and then through operation, became the colonel of the Reclamation Regiment of the Juzhu Army.
Touma didn't take office alone.
He took office with him those die-hard boys who followed him from Linzi to Guanzhong.
These people used to be scoundrels in the market and the best among local ruffians.
When he arrived at the frontier, he gave full play to his strengths.
Throughout the summer, Tobirama did two things.
The first thing he did was to deceive the people of Yi, setting off a trend of turning Yi into Han.
This greatly impressed Liu Che, who issued a special edict to give Dao Jian a set of armor and a bow and crossbow as a reward.
Then, Touma coquettishly submitted a memorial, requesting that he be given certain powers to act expediently.
Liu Che agreed.
Then, he did the second thing to work hard.
Of course, in order to avoid being known and then impeached, Toma took an extremely flexible approach.
He formed a partnership with Cang Haijun, Jin Xin, who had been given permission by Liu Che to change his surname to Jin, and settled in Dasuo Mountain Forest near Xinhua.
They captured countless wild people who refused to surrender and wandering Dingling people, Fuyu people, and other savages.
Then, Dao Jian exchanged one dried stone fish for the price of ten slaves, and hired these slaves from Hao people.
Then, whips and whips were used to drive these people to farm.
How come they are enslaved? Anyway, these savages don't feel bad if they die. They can be caught all over the mountains and plains, and they are very cheap.
Therefore, in just a month or two, the efficiency and speed of the Juzhu Army Reclamation Corps soared like a rocket.
Of course, for this reason, at least hundreds of slaves were 'dead by overwork', and no one paid any attention to this.
Anyway, it's hard to find a scholar in Xinhua, let alone a censor.
There is almost zero supervision by public opinion. What's more, Toma Jian is very smart and made a vest to let Yao Ren stand in front.
Even the most saintly Mo family can't say anything wrong with Dao Jian.
After all, Yi people are originally Yi Di.
Although they have surrendered to the Han Dynasty now, their bad habits have not changed, and they are now in the past.
Now, Brother Chen Xu is already a demon king in Chang'an.
Liu Che has seen what these two brothers have done in the past two years.
To exaggerate, if there was no emperor, Ting Wei and the Prime Minister, and no Taoist priests in the middle, these two funny people would probably make the whole of Chang'an restless.
Since they can harm the people, dignitaries and powerful people in Chang'an.
Then, if you change your stance and go to the border fortress to trap those barbarians, Liu Che thinks it should be possible.
Thinking of this, Liu Che said to the two funny cousins: "Okay, okay, stop acting. Don't think that I don't know your little tricks!"
As Liu Che said this, he stepped forward and gave each of these two funny guys a kick.
The two brothers were kicked and immediately rolled on the ground, howling miserably.
This acting was so exaggerated that even Empress Dowager Dou couldn't stand it anymore. She sighed and said to Liu Che: "The Ai family is tired. The emperor will slowly talk to them."
"Nuo!" Liu Che bowed and said, "Best farewell to the Imperial Grandmother."
This is why he wanted to kick Brother Chen Xu in the face.
When the emperor kicked someone, it was actually not a punishment at all. On the contrary, it was a kind of love and reward.
How many traitors in the history books escaped punishment just because they were beaten or even scolded by the emperor?
As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of the emperor not beating people, you are afraid of the emperor not saying a word.
Then you are really screwed!
How could Queen Mother Dou not know this?
Brother Chen Xu obviously didn't know this. When they saw Empress Dowager Dou leaving, they immediately panicked.
But they had no choice but to cry even more exaggeratedly.
After Empress Dowager Dou left, the two brothers became obedient, knelt down at Liu Che's feet and said cutely: "Emperor's brother-in-law, you can't leave us alone."
"What if there is an eventuality that Gillian loses her eldest brother?"
Liu Che saw it and immediately couldn't laugh or cry.
After traveling through time for so long, two lifetimes, Liu Che has never seen such a shameless and shameless nobleman.
No wonder even Bo Dou's wife felt that these two brothers had deeply insulted the noble profession of wife.
It’s so confusing!
"Stop howling!" Liu Che said to the two of them: "I'm not asking you to suffer, on the contrary, I'm going to give you something good."
"The good thing." Chen Xu and Chen Xi looked at each other and immediately knelt down and started licking each other: "I know that His Majesty will not leave us alone."
As for whether the emperor would deceive them?
This problem does not exist at all! (To be continued.)
