Six hundred and seventy-third chapter to create a deadly scourge duo (2)
"Chen Xu, Chen Xi..." Liu Che sat down with a golden sword, and said to his two brothers-in-law in a pleasant manner: "Don't worry, I let you go to Xinhua to enjoy happiness..."
After Chen Xu and Chen Xi heard this, although they were only submissive and called His Majesty the Holy Spirit, they felt bad in their hearts.`
Enjoy?
For brothers Chen Xu who were born and raised in the gentle town of Chang'an.
Not to mention the remote and cold Xinhua.
Even Handan is a rural place.
Even Luoyang, which is said to be the richest in the world, is just a larger town.
For specific ways of thinking, you can refer to the psychology of some magical aunts in later generations. In the minds of these magical aunts, in addition to the magical city, they are also the imperial capital and other places...
Therefore, there were hundreds of feudal princes in the Han family, and their feudal kingdoms spread all over the country, but 70% of the feudal princes were unwilling to return to their feudal kingdoms to become local emperors, and would rather stay in Chang'an and serve as a background.
For Brother Chen Xu, this place, Xinhua, is simply hell.
They simply can't imagine that in such a place where there are no fighting cocks and lackeys, no Bo slaves, no spoiled wives and concubines, and all kinds of extravagant enjoyment in Chang'an, and where supplies are extremely scarce, it is very likely that not even a slightly normal girl can be found.
Yi Di is a place with muscular men, how should these two brothers survive!
This is like, in the future, you will throw two Internet-addicted teenagers into the countryside of the northwest, where there is no ii, no Internet, not even a telephone pole, and they are still burning charcoal fires.
Look at these two teenagers, what kind of reaction would they have?
Inevitably, he will start to behave like a rogue, even cry for his parents, use all methods and methods, and he is not willing to die!
Brothers Chen Xu and Chen Xi have such a mentality now.
Although they knew that they were no better than the emperor's brother-in-law, mother and grandmother.
But I can still think of something.
The worst case scenario is self-mutilation...
It’s not like there were no people in Guanzhong Liehouli who had done something weird like mutilating themselves to prevent being kicked out of Chang’an by the imperial court.
But Liu Che's next words made the two brothers' hearts beat loudly.
"Why? Because, first of all, Xinhua does not have a court official or a censor!" Liu Che said with a smile: "And there is no prime minister!"
Chen Xu and Chen Xi's eyes suddenly widened.
You have to ask who the dandies in Guanzhong hate the most?
There is no doubt. There is no doubt that they are the three Tingwei, the Yushi doctor and the prime minister who have nothing to do after they are full and like to take care of things everywhere.
That dandy has never had the experience of being called over to drink tea and have a heart-to-heart talk?
Even guys with strong backers like the Chen Xu brothers would never be willing to try this kind of experience over and over again.
The reason is very simple. Tingwei, imperial censors, and prime ministers all have the ability and power to torture them to the point of death.
This is like the next generation, no matter how awesome the second generation is, if they are called to chat by the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection, their skin will peel off even if they die.
Therefore, the days of the dandies in Chang'an are actually very difficult.`
You have to be careful even when driving, and usually you drive like a gentleman only know how to get laid. You are even more cautious, for fear that someone will hear the news and get stabbed in front of the court captain or something, and that will be the end of it.
In the past few decades, the court officials, imperial officials and prime ministers of the Han Dynasty were the sword of Duskmo hanging over the heads of the dandies.
Let them only dare to play on the sidelines at most.
Don't dare to be too presumptuous.
The Tingwei, imperial censors, and prime ministers also used the deaths and heads of dozens of princes to prove their authority.
Chen Xu and Chen Xi looked at each other.
Xinhua indeed does not have these three annoying guys!
Even the officials working in these three yamen would not travel that far.
That is to say...
After going to Xinhua, their brothers can fly freely in the sea and the sky. They can play whatever they want!
The only question is, what fun can there be over there in Xinhua!
This is just like an Internet-addicted teenager. Without the Internet and games, even if you are where they want to go. If you put a row of bikini girls, people will think that the pattern is too crude and completely unattractive.
Liu Che seemed to know what they were thinking, so he said with a smile: "Secondly, I will give the two beloved ladies the right to make a cheap decision!"
Liu Che asked Wang Dao to bring out the map of Xinhua County that had just been drawn.
Liu Che looked at the map. His face was a little embarrassed. It was true that this map was open to new territories and there was really no lower limit.
Back then, Beiyang had circled around the South China Sea. This time when the Han Dynasty opened its borders, they even drew lines on the earth with their eyes closed. Regardless of whether it was reasonable or not, they first brought in the places.
Therefore, the map presented in front of you is not only that the geographical common sense is ridiculously wrong, but also the lines are so accurate that almost half of Xinhua County is included. Now, there are not even half Han people. Even these lines draw
There is a big question mark as to whether there are 6 places or not.
However, such details are simply insignificant issues for imperialism.
Liu Che pointed to the huge Xinhua County area on the map and said: "I will give the two beloved ministers five years, no matter what means or method they use, who will open up the territory marked on the map?
Whoever has the most, I will give a 'Death Redemption Order'!"
"Those who hold this order, except for unforgivable crimes such as treason and adultery, can atone for their death no matter what crime they commit!"
For teenagers who are addicted to the Internet, being able to play 1o1 without any worries or restrictions is probably a paradise.
And for the dandy, if you can be unscrupulous and do whatever you want without having to worry about being called over by Ting Wei to drink tea and talk about life, this is also paradise!
Moreover, the conditions given by Liu Che were ‘cheap decisions’ and ‘regardless of means’.
This made Chen Xu and Chen Yu feel their adrenaline secretion speeding up and their blood boiling.
The good-for-nothings among the princes must be dandies, but the dandies are not good-for-nothings.
They are domineering and unscrupulous, and even repeatedly challenge the bottom line of social morality and order. In fact, this is not what they want.
But they think it's very majestic and high-ranking.`
It's just like the students of the Chinese Dynasty in a certain period of time. They like to set up the Thirteen Eagles or Thirteen Taibos. They have tattoos on their hands and holes in their ears. They are young and Dangerous. Brothers who open their mouths and brothers who keep their mouths shut.
Take pride in being in trouble and being feared.
Do they really like and approve of this?
I'm afraid most people just think that they have a high profile, attract attention, win over girls, and show off their authority.
The same principle applies to the Dandy and the Demon King.
For the Chen Xu brothers, being in the spotlight and being in style are the most important things.
Therefore, after hearing this, the two brothers were already excited.
Liu Che struck while the iron was hot and continued: "In addition, I also plan to hand over the bonding task of Wu Heng and Xianbei, the two Yi and Di tribes, to the two beloved queens. The two beloved queens can each choose one, or draw lots..."
Brother Chen Xu's eyes suddenly lit up.
This seems like a very exciting task!
Determining the fate of a country, and even controlling the life and death of its entire clan, this is the golden finger that countless dandies dream of.
Compared with this, in Chang'an, competing for wealth with other princes and nephews is simply too inferior!
Playing with women and teasing maids is completely unsatisfactory.
So the two brothers did not hesitate and immediately kowtowed and said: "Your Majesty, I am so kind to you. I am waiting for you!"
It doesn’t matter whether you have the ability or not, just give it a try first.
Anyway, their surname is Chen. They have a grandmother who is the Queen Mother and a brother-in-law who is the emperor. Even if the sky falls, there is someone tall enough to hold them up.
Liu Che looked at the two brothers with eyes a bit like a scientist looking at the mice in his laboratory.
A guinea pig or something.
It has never been the point. The point is the relevant data of the experiment.
For Liu Che, what will happen if the Chen Xu brothers go to Xinhua is not the point.
The point is, what decisions and choices they will make.
This is a good window to observe the status of the feudal princes in the future Han Dynasty colonies.
As for Wuheng and Xianbei?
No matter whether the Chen Xu brothers regained them or turned these two tribes into enemies of the Han Dynasty.
None of it matters.
Take them back and turn them into lackeys. Of course that's good.
But it would be good to force them to rebel.
Liu Che was worried that he didn't have a place to train his troops and sharpen his sword!
In the Far East, a corner of the edge of the world, far away from the main stage, conducting a live-fire exercise similar to the Battle of Two Mountains will help the Han army identify and solve problems.
But Brother Chen Xu didn't think so much. The two of them immediately chatted happily, discussed for a while, and then said: "Report to Your Majesty, I have already chosen my ministers!"
Chen Xudao: "I choose Xianbei!"
Chen Xi said: "I choose Wu Heng!"
Although these two guys never know where Xianbei and Wu Heng are, what they are, and how many people there are?
But that's not important.
The important thing is that they have a new toy.
Thinking about their brothers, the barbarians are not as big an enemy as the Xiongnu. How can they afford to make waves in front of nobles like them, relatives of the Han family?
You don't have to kneel down obediently and lick yourself.
Then, use the strength of the clan to please one person.
This is much more interesting than playing cockfighting and playing Cuju in Chang'an.
Chen Xu even thought that he should take a few friends with him to Xinhua to have some fun.
"Good!" Liu Che nodded.
He is not worried at all. These two demon kings went to Xinhua to cause chaos and mess up the current situation in Xinhua.
The reason is very simple. The two of them have no way to interfere with the affairs of the Huyi Army and the Reclamation Group.
Not to mention them, even their mother, Guan Tao, can't get involved!
It is not a good thing to have Xinhua Order and protect Lieutenant Yi Du, Bo Shi.
There is also a great figure like Queen Mother Bo behind them, which is worthy of both of them.
But after thinking about it, Liu Che still gave these two guys a warning: "After leaving Xinhua, you should not interfere in any affairs that protect the Yi Army and the Xinhua County Governor!"
"No!" Brother Chen Xu bowed and agreed very readily.
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Exited Changle Palace.
Chen Xu and Chen Xi looked at each other.
"Brother, I plan to invite Guan Meng and Han Ze to go together..." Chen Xi bit his lip and said to his brother.
Guan Meng was the second son of Guan Fu, the brain-dead fan of the great general Wei Qihou, and Han Daidang was the eldest son of Han Daidang, the veteran of the special Jin Dynasty.
Both of these two people were relatively close to Chen Yu in Chang'an's dandy circle.
What's interesting is that the abilities of these two people are relatively outstanding among the dudes.
Han Ze and Chen Xi were not sure of persuasion yet. After all, he was the crown prince of Gong Gaohou, so there was no need to kneel down and lick Chen Xi. However, it was different with Guan Meng, who had always been a companion around Chen Xi.
When Chen Xu heard this, he didn't say anything.
Although the two are bastards, they are not stupid at all.
The old Liu family has always been the best at digging holes to bury relatives.
Emperor Taizong buried King Li, Marquis Zhi, Marquis Nanpi and Marquis Zhang Wu of Huainan.
The king of Liang, who was also cheated by the late emperor, burst into tears.
Can this brother-in-law be a good person?
Are you really so kind?
Chen Xu knew without even thinking that behind this sweet mission was a huge trap. Whether he could climb out of the trap was unknown.
But this was the emperor's order. Even the imperial grandmother was not on their side, so they had no choice but to bite the bullet.
And, like all teenagers.
Who said that a dandy has no ideals and aspirations?
As a man, who has never thought about making great achievements and spreading military power all over the world?
What's more, if the matter is completed, there will be a "death atonement order" as a reward.
It will make the whole world, the whole government and the public, look at me with admiration. Presumably, even my mother will no longer be able to humiliate and beat myself at will in the future.
Therefore, Chen Xu smiled and said: "Brother, I plan to invite Brother Zhou Wei, the guard of Ganquan Palace!"
"Zhou Wei..." Chen Xi's eyes widened and he looked at his brother in disbelief, as if he had never known him before.
You know, Zhou Wei is not a good person.
He is the legitimate son of the eldest son of the late Taiwei Jianghou Zhou Bo. His mother is Princess Taizong, and his maternal grandmother was one of Empress Dowager Dou's maids. In terms of relationship and status in the East Palace, she is higher than the two brothers combined.
Before today, Chen Xi had no idea when his dear brother had contact and relationship with this person.
But since Chen Xu said this, he must be certain.
This made Chen Yu feel very scared.
If Chen Xu can really ask the old lady of the East Palace to love him, he will come to help.
Then, there is no doubt that the resources of the East Palace will be tilted towards his brother.
Moreover, because the prime minister recently distributed his Jia'en Shiyi fiefdom to Zhou Wei and several other nephews, the Jianghou family became harmonious, and the respectful appearance of brothers and sisters made others envious.
When the time comes, my brother will have policies and power, and he can even borrow power from the Prime Minister's Office.
What can I do to fight him?
Gritting his teeth, Chen Tan stamped his feet and made a decision: I want to go to Moyuan.
Chen Xi knew very well how many jins and taels he had, and how many jins and taels his little friend had.
He knew that with his own strength, there was no way he could fight against the combination of Chen Xu and Zhou Wei.
There was no other way, so Chen Xi could only turn his attention to Mo Yuan.
As for why, the most notorious dandy in Chang'an's noble circle would think of getting in touch with Mo Yuan, who has always been a low-level person?
The answer is simple and trendy!
What is the most attractive thing for dandies?
Of course it is fashionable and trendy.
Although the Mohists in Moyuan adhere to simplicity and advocate frugality, they seem to be eighteen thousand miles away from the world of dandies.
But in fact, there are many intersections between the two.
To the idle and bored dandies, the mysterious school of Mohism and the various views it advocates are like what the Beatles were to Omi in later generations.
No matter what happens, just learn it and it will feel great.
I think back then, students in Paris once held high the banner of the Emperor of Heaven and the Little Red Book, vowing to overthrow the decadent capitalist government that was not run by the people. The neon sophomores also organized the Red Army to oppose bureaucratic capital.
