Fred hummed a light tune happily, sat down next to George, picked up his fork and put a few boiled potatoes on the plate for dinner.
"You think Peeves knows how to make up songs?"
Lee Jordan reached out and helped Fred move the pepper shaker over.
"Isn't it?" Fred asked, raising his eyebrows.
"Yes, of course."
Lee Jordan was quite speechless, could he say that he wasn't?
Peeves sings "The Toad Song", which is obviously a tune specially composed by Albert to disgust Umbridge. This tune is simple and has a brisk tone. Everyone can hum a few lines, and you can hear "Toad Song" everywhere
The tune of "Song" probably made Umbridge quite nauseous.
"That guy disappeared again?" George suddenly asked.
"Probably went on a date again." Fred was not surprised that Albert was habitually missing.
"Today is not Friday..." George reminded.
"I'll probably be back in the evening." Li Jordan turned to look at Fred: "By the way, how are you and Angelina doing?"
"What else." Fred said speechlessly, "We spend most of our time together."
"I gave up on my own initiative and gave the opportunity to you." Lee Jordan muttered dissatisfied, "What a useless guy."
"I remember that you gave Albert a copy of "Twelve Tips for Convincing Witches" before." George opened today's newspaper and joked with a smile, "Now you should learn from Albert.
"
"Angelina's mind is filled with Quidditch." Fred was helpless. Despite his efforts, Quidditch was his most powerful opponent.
"It's so shameless." George, who had just read the front page headline, couldn't help but say.
"How shameless am I?" Fred turned his head dissatisfied and found George reading the newspaper.
"I'm not talking about you."
George read the headlines of the Daily Prophet carefully, mumbling something unknown.
Fred and Lee Jordan both looked up curiously and discovered that the headline of today's "Daily Prophet" was actually a report about Umbridge.
Newspapers were full of reports on Toad's experiences during his tenure at Hogwarts, and several anonymous Slytherin students were even interviewed. However, the Daily Prophet reported on Umbridge's series of atrocities at Hogwarts.
Not a word was mentioned.
The entire report came close to directly saying that Dumbledore instigated these thugs to try to prevent the Ministry of Magic from implementing the education order.
"The Daily Prophet has now become the scumbag of the Ministry of Magic." Lee Jordan said angrily: "If it doesn't even report the truth, what's the point of the newspaper's existence?"
"This is called knowing current affairs." George shrugged and said, "I wouldn't be surprised even if the Daily Prophet turns to a mysterious person."
All three of them understood this truth, but the content in the newspaper was still annoying.
"Maybe we can give everyone a little surprise." Fred suggested.
"It's a good idea. Anyway, we have enough funds. Let's test our new gadgets by the way." George agreed. In a few days, they can go to Hogsmeade Village, and they will meet Mr. Thief.
"By the way, where did that guy ask us to meet?" Lee Jordan asked.
"He didn't say."
The surroundings suddenly fell into dead silence.
"We will meet eventually, that guy might be more diligent than us." George muttered.
"Has any of you seen Albert?" Cedric appeared out of nowhere.
"I don't know, that guy disappeared again." George put down the newspaper, raised his head and asked, "What do you want from Albert? I can help you tell it."
"I was wondering if I could buy a copy of the Self-Defense Guide from Albert." Diggory said after looking around to make sure no one was eavesdropping.
"I guess there's no chance, and neither do we." Fred shrugged.
"When is your birthday, you can give Albert a hint, and he will definitely not mind sending you a copy." George suggested.
"I just celebrated my birthday." Digory was a little depressed. His birthday was at the end of September.
"I'll ask you when the time comes. Otherwise, you can borrow it from the champion. I remember her name." George thought for a long time, but couldn't remember the young champion's name.
"Ola Quirk." Li Jordan looked at the two of them speechlessly: "It has only been a few days and you have forgotten about her."
"I'm not familiar with him. I didn't expect you to remember it." The Weasley twins looked at Lee Jordan with surprised eyes.
"This is not nonsense. Every champion will be recorded on the champion list. Her name is what I wrote on it." Li Jordan couldn't help but sigh. These two guys didn't care about the wizard cards at all. Albert
Likewise, it seems he can only rely on himself.
"By the way, Cedric, how did you catch Cho Chang?" Fred asked in a low voice.
"What?" Cedric looked at Fred with a surprised look on his face for a while, then lowered his voice and said, "You can first ask her to go to the teahouse in Hogsmeade alone, and then find an opportunity to open up your relationship with her.
, generally as long as she doesn’t refuse to date you alone, she won’t refuse you.”
"that's all?"
"That's it!" Cedric was a little surprised, "I thought you had already got Angelina."
"how do you know."
"Qiu Zhang told me that there were many couples born at last year's Christmas ball." Cedric explained.
"You have to work harder." George sighed, "You can go to Hogsmeade recently."
"Remember to ask for me." Cedric lowered his voice and said, "And the matter of the Self-Defense Guide has been spread in the school. Sooner or later, Umbridge will focus on the Self-Defense Guide. It's best to find a way.
, so that guy can’t get the book.”
"It's easy. I'll talk to Orla Quirk." Lee Jordan said with a smile, "I'm sure there's nothing the toad can do."
"What are you going to do?" Fred asked, putting down his fork.
"Let her throw the book on the table and let someone borrow it. Then she won't know who borrowed the book." Li Qiaodan said: "Even if the book is really lost, how can Albert be sure?
Also, just give me another copy."
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! All three of them know that the "Self-Defense Guide" is very cheap, only two galleons, the same price as most textbooks.
Since the truth about Umbridge not allowing everyone to practice Defense Against the Dark Arts was made public, more and more senior students in advanced classes have chosen to temporarily abandon the Defense Against the Dark Arts class. Those so-called theories are really useless, read aloud
Books have become a joke.
Most students think that besides having a ridiculous title, Umbridge has no idea what Defense Against the Dark Arts is.
On the contrary, it was the "Guide to Self-Defense" that Albert took out to reward the wizard card champion, and it became a book sought after by Hogwarts students.
Although most students have never read this book, they are all asking where to buy it, thinking that they can learn useful knowledge about black magic defense from this book, because they have read "Self-Defense Guide".
Students highly praise it.
Even Umbridge had received the news. What annoyed her most was that although she knew that Albert Anderson had written a book on defense against the dark arts called "The Self-Defense Guide", which was sought after by countless students, no one
Know where to buy this book.
Because this book has not been officially published yet, let alone sold to the outside world.
Umbridge tried to take the "Guide to Self-Defense" from the new champion of the Wizarding Card, Miss Ola Quirk, and cut off the spread of the "Guide to Self-Defense" in the school. However, she was told that the book had been
Not where she is.
"Miss Ora Quirk, can you tell me where the Self-Defense Guide is!" Umbridge still maintained a fake smile on her face.
"I don't know. Everyone is saying that you might have taken the book and suggested that I lend the book out to avoid being..." Quirk looked at Umbridge with some fear and lowered his head before finishing his sentence.
: "Lest you take it away."
"So, you lent that book?" Umbridge's expression turned ugly, "Tell me, who did you lend that book to?"
"I don't know. They asked me to leave the book in the library and said they would return it to me during the holiday." Orla Quirk whispered, "Many people are here to testify for me."
Umbridge's face turned even darker. This was definitely the Hogwarts students deliberately targeting her.
I can't bring trouble to Albert yet, because this does not violate the laws of the Ministry of Magic, otherwise all the writers in the British wizarding world will be imprisoned.
The emergence of "Self-Defense Guide" has made Umbridge's waste even more obvious. More and more students believe that Umbridge and "Magical Defense Theory" should stay in the trash can.