Chapter 1099 Don't look at them ugly, but inside the belly
Chapter 1099 Don’t look at them because they look ugly, but they have a lot of meaning in their bellies (please subscribe and vote)
Seeing the evil smiles on the faces of the companions around me, and a few familiar little sisters, their eyes started to light up.
Wu Meiniang, whose face was getting redder and redder, forced herself to hold the parcel tightly in front of her and continued to walk with Luan Jia.
The rich fragrance emanating from the oil paper bag made her salivate.
However, if you give it away in public, I'm afraid there will be a bunch of wolf-like little sisters looking for various excuses to come and share it.
Although she felt a little distressed, it also made Wu Meiniang quite complacent, even though he was as stupid as a piece of wood that didn't understand the charm.
But as for his cooking skills, if I search through the Tang Dynasty, I'm afraid I won't be able to find anyone who can compare with him.
At least in Wu Meiniang's opinion, no one can compare with Cheng Sanlang.
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Cheng Chubi was worried that his morning drinking behavior would be exposed, so he sent the things over and ran away in a hurry.
After Cheng Sanlang left, Li Mingda huddled next to Queen Changsun and happily opened the oil paper bag.
Empress Changsun saw her daughter take out a deep-fried cicada monkey, and her eyelids twitched wildly when she saw the ferocious and ugly appearance.
Fortunately, the alluring fragrance of the still warm cicada monkey made Empress Changsun swallow her saliva.
I didn't expect that it looked so ugly and smelled so good.
After Li Mingda put this thing into his mouth, he chewed it happily, enjoying the familiar crispy texture and delicious taste.
Li Mingda instantly narrowed his eyes with happiness. "It's so delicious..."
"...Is it such an exaggeration?" Empress Changsun held up her fan reservedly and looked at her daughter suspiciously.
Li Mingda nodded vigorously, picked up one, handed it to Queen Changsun, and said seriously.
"Mom, come and try it. It's really more delicious than bee pupae..."
"..." Queen Changsun's eyes suddenly darkened, and she was almost unable to complain.
My daughter's eating habits have driven that little bastard Cheng Sanlang to the point of almost losing his temper.
He gritted his silver teeth and saw the cicada monkey that the good girl in front of him had stubbornly extended to his mouth. The ugly food that exuded an alluring fragrance was right next to his mouth.
Empress Changsun closed her eyes helplessly and opened her mouth.
Come on, daughters can eat it, what can’t a mother eat?
Chew it hard, eh... so crispy, so fragrant... eh... the inside is soft and waxy, just like the texture of tofu, and it has a rich fragrance.
Hmm... the taste, let alone the taste, is really better than the bee pupae I have eaten before.
"Mother, is it delicious?"
"Okay?"
Li Mingda took another one and handed it to Queen Changsun's mouth and said.
"Come on, mother, you can try it again. Just the two of us will eat it. Dad is afraid and he doesn't dare to eat it."
After hearing this, Empress Changsun immediately became happy and lightly shaved her pink little face.
"Nonsense, how could your father be scared?" After saying this, he saw the cicada monkey that his daughter held up to his mouth.
Come on, you've already eaten it, it doesn't matter if you eat one more. Besides, it's delicious...
Ever since, Hu Shanggong saw that the Queen was helplessly eating the snacks handed over by Her Royal Highness the Princess.
After arriving, the mother and daughter shared happily. You pass one to me and I pass one to you.
Seeing this scene of a loving mother and a filial daughter, Hu Shanggong's lips curved slightly and his eyes focused on the front.
Wu Meiniang, who had returned to the car where the ladies of the palace were accompanying her to rest, gathered in the car with two little sisters who were close to her.
As she opened the oil paper bag, the two maids stared with beautiful eyes.
"Sister Mei Niang, can this be eaten?"
Wu Meiniang didn't say anything, she raised her orchid fingers, picked one up from the oil paper bag, and then put it into her sexy red lips and bit it.
Tsk tsk...
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As the Supreme Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Li Yuan certainly did not act like his juniors.
But he still sent his confidant eunuch Zhongbao Eunuch to rush to Cheng Chubi's place and got a bunch of cicada monkeys wrapped in oil paper.
After Li Yuan stretched out his hand to take it, he weighed it in his hand and immediately made an unhappy face.
"This kid won't play tricks with me, Zhongbao, is there anything strange about that kid?"
Eunuch Zhongbao shook his head and said without any fluctuation in his voice, "I don't see anything strange about Cheng Sanlang."
"Well... that's all. What kind of person am I? I'm too lazy to argue with that kid."
"Your Majesty is wise..." Eunuch Zhongbao twitched the corner of his mouth and quickly lowered his head and echoed.
Think about it, His Majesty, the majestic founding emperor of the Tang Dynasty, actually went to cause trouble for his juniors just for the sake of cicadas.
Your Majesty, where has your vision and mind gone?
Thinking of this, Eunuch Zhongbao couldn't help but feel sad, and he sighed unexpectedly, and then he heard the crunching and crispy fragrance.
I squinted and saw the founding emperor of the Tang Dynasty happily chewing fried cicada monkeys and even humming a tune.
Seeing this scene, Eunuch Zhongbao sighed helplessly, "Forget it, just do what you want. It's hard to buy happiness when you have money..."
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At dusk, the large army rushed to the station and started setting up camp before the sun completely set.
Li Shimin, who had been riding in the carriage for a whole day, jumped off the imperial carriage, moved his body, and saw the soldiers setting up camp.
There are also some people who have started to make food without having anything to do, and feel that they should go and see their dear old father.
After all, he is so old, and he is still traveling with a large team, so he doesn't know how his body is and whether he can support it.
He quickly arrived at the camp where his father was, but at this time, the tent had not yet been propped up.
Eunuch Zhongbao stood next to his father's chariot, and the lights in the car came through the curtains.
Li Shimin wandered to his father's chariot. Duke Zhongbao was about to report to the Supreme Emperor in the car, but when he saw Li Shimin waving his hand, he said:
Zhongbao could only hold back, coughed dryly, and opened the curtain.
Li Yuan, who was happily sipping wine and eating fried cicada monkey inside, couldn't help but be stunned.
After seeing clearly that it was Li Shimin, he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Erlang, why are you here without letting anyone know?"
Seeing his own father drinking wine and eating side dishes unscrupulously, Li Shimin's eyes darkened, and he didn't know what to say for a moment.
"Why are you standing there in a daze? Come on, come on, try this dish made by Cheng Sanlang to go with the wine."
Li Yuan greeted him warmly, and Li Shimin stretched his neck to take a look, and saw clearly the appearance of the cicada monkeys, which were even more exaggerated than the pupae of wasps and bees.
His face suddenly turned green, and his voice changed significantly.
"Father, how do you eat these things?"
"This is cicada monkey. This thing is very fragrant. I ate it several times when I was in the solitude of Lishan Mountain."
"Don't look at them because they look ugly, but they have a lot of meaning inside. Come on, have a taste."
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I finished the last day of drinking water today, and I finally don’t have to suffer anymore tomorrow. There will be five normal updates tomorrow. If I perform well, I will try to make up for one update first.