Chapter 1100 The old man doesn't want to be difficult for his own appetite
Chapter 1100 I don’t want to embarrass the emperor for my own appetite (please subscribe and vote)
Li Shimin resisted the urge to roll his eyes, smacked his mouth, and smiled with difficulty.
"That's not necessary. Father, you can just eat it."
While the father and son were talking, not far away, it seemed as if a ball was being pushed towards this side.
The father and son squinted their eyes and took a closer look. It turned out that it was King Li Tai of Wei who was staggering towards this direction.
A skinny eunuch next to him was pushing, coughing, and carefully supporting him.
"The child has met his father and his grandfather."
Li Tai took a deep breath, forced out a simple smile, and saluted his father and grandfather.
Li Yuan looked at his grandson whose physique was at least as good as his two, and looked at his superhuman physique quite speechlessly.
He simply asked someone to move the bed next to him and signaled to his very tired grandson.
"It turns out to be Qingque. Look how tired you are. Come on, come on, sit down and take a rest."
Li Tai quickly bowed to Li Yuan, then sat on the edge of Hu's bed and let out a breath.
The eunuch over there had already placed the case on the bed, and Li Yuan also moved his position to the bed.
As the plate of fried cicada monkeys was brought to the table, King Li Tai of Wei, who had just eaten a piece of lard cake before coming over, felt hungry again.
He pursed his lips, and his eyes seemed to have hooks, staring intently at the ugly-looking but richly scented thing on the table.
"Grandpa, what is this? It smells so good..."
After all, he is his good grandson. Li Yuan laughed and pointed at him.
"This is called a cicada monkey. Even though it looks ugly, it tastes delicious. Come on, try it..."
"Well, you're welcome, grandson." After hearing this, Li Tai stretched out his hand, picked up two cicada monkeys and put them into his mouth.
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He only chewed twice quickly. While his mouth was still chewing, Li Tai stretched out his hand to wipe the plate again, and two more fried cicada monkeys disappeared.
"???" Li Yuan and Li Shimin, father and son, felt like they were almost overwhelmed.
Following Li Tai's flowing movements, Li Yuan found that most of the entire plate of cicadas had fallen into Li Tai's mouth.
Li Yuan said a little uneasily.
"My dear grandson, this, this is not how the cicada monkey eats..."
"How else can we eat it? Can it be boiled?"
Li Qin was indeed the number one foodie in the Tang royal family. Talking while eating didn't seem to affect his eating speed at all.
When Li Yuan saw that there were only four little ones left on the plate, he finally exploded.
With a dark face, he put down his chopsticks and turned his head away. He was his grandson, so he couldn't be beaten violently.
Li Shimin watched Qingque unceremoniously sweep away his father's snacks, with an expression of unfulfilled satisfaction.
When I saw my own father with a pulled face and unwilling to talk to anyone, my whole body suddenly felt bad.
King Li Tai of Wei didn't touch an empty plate until he saw his father's dull face.
And grandpa’s squinting eyes looked at the sky and the earth, and he didn’t like to look at himself.
He seemed to have realized something, he rubbed his hands with some uneasiness, and smacked his mouth with unfinished thoughts.
"Grandpa, grandson..."
Li Yuan sighed helplessly and waved his hands dejectedly.
"Okay, okay, can grandpa still get angry with a little kid like you over a plate of snacks? Go and have a rest."
The main reason is that I don’t want to see you, kid, eating something as if you are grabbing it. Don’t you realize that this is your elder’s snack?
After Wei Wang Li Qin left with the support of Eunuch Li, the smile on Li Yuan's face gradually dissipated.
Looking at the empty plate in front of him, with only a few severed limbs left, Li Yuan was helpless and looked up at the sky with a look of death.
Li Shimin quickly served his father a glass full of the essence of the wine.
"Father, please drink some... Qingque, this kid, can't help but eat when he sees it."
"There's no food or drinks, so I won't drink anymore." Li Yuan snorted and said angrily.
You can't vent your anger on your ignorant grandson, but venting your anger on your son is natural.
"..." Li Shimin touched his nose in disgrace when he saw his father looking like this.
After thinking for a long time, he coughed dryly. "Father, please don't get angry. My child, my child will go find Cheng Sanlang and ask him to give you some more."
Hearing this, Li Yuan turned to look at Li Shimin and thought for a while.
"I don't want to embarrass the emperor just for the sake of my own appetite."
When Li Shimin heard these words, he had countless things to say in his heart, but he wanted to express them but couldn't, so he said very respectfully.
"Father, please don't say such words. This is the filial piety a child should fulfill."
"Oh...it's hard for you. In that case, let that kid be more careful."
"...I understand, kid." Li Shimin stood up and came to the side, calling Zhao Kun to him.
When Zhao Kun heard His Majesty's instructions, he suddenly froze and turned his face.
"This is all the Emperor likes, do you understand?"
Li Shimin wiped his face helplessly. He was his own son, so he couldn't be unfilial just for some snacks, right?
Zhao Kun almost made a sound, lowered his head in time, nodded vigorously, and walked away quickly.
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Li Ke raised the wine glass in his hand, took a sip, winked for a long time, and then picked up a fried cicada monkey and threw it into his mouth.
Chewing and sighing.
"Sigh... I didn't expect that this thing is so delicious, but the quantity is really not much."
Cheng Chubi nodded in agreement, seeing that this boy Fang Jun actually ate two of them and wanted to get a third one without even taking a sip of wine.
He immediately raised his hand unwillingly to stop Brother Jun from such immoral behavior.
"Stop, stop, stop, let go, you can only eat one after a sip of wine. This is an appetizer, not a snack, you know?"
Fang Jun nodded helplessly, picked up the essence of the wine, raised his neck and took a sip, his young face instantly wrinkled into an old chrysanthemum.
Outside the big tent, the gang stood there, reaching into the oil paper bag from time to time and taking out an ugly and fragrant cicada monkey, click, click, click...
While eating happily, I was bragging and spanking, although I couldn't drink wine and eat like the young master and others.
But it’s good enough to be able to eat it, okay? The main thing is that they have to be wary of people coming around them.
After all, drinking is generally not allowed during this kind of trip, so these three homeless people were left unsupervised.
But at least you have to pay attention to the impact. After all, if you are beaten by His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty as a typical example, you will definitely become a laughing stock among the playboys when you return to Chang'an in the future.
Deng Chengxin's sharp eyes saw a tall and burly figure walking quickly towards this direction, and his face changed drastically.
He quickly opened the curtain and reminded.
"No, it seems to be General Zhao who is with His Majesty. Young Master, General Zhao is here."