Chapter 1101 The Tang emperors with thick eyebrows and big eyes all learned to fish
Chapter 1101 Did the emperor of the Tang Dynasty learn how to fish and enforce the law? (Please subscribe and vote)
The three brothers' expressions suddenly changed and they hurriedly collected the essence of the wine. Cheng Chubi even picked up his cloak and slapped them hard several times.
The three people quickly wiped their mouths and rushed outside the tent, and saw Zhao Kun had already arrived in front of the tent.
Cheng Chubi and others quickly saluted His Majesty's close confidant.
"Come on, come on, Cheng Sanlang, you..." Zhao Kun glanced at Wu King Li Ke and Fang Jun who were standing beside him with their ears raised.
The corners of his eyes twitched, and he pulled Cheng Chubi aside and whispered.
"Do you still have cicada monkeys here?"
After hearing this, Cheng Chubi immediately became alert, looked at Zhao Kun, and shook his head slowly but firmly.
"No, there's not one left..."
Before he finished speaking, a clicking sound came from the side.
Zhao Kun and Cheng Chubi turned their heads together and saw Cheng Fa not far away happily chewing cicada monkey.
This must be a noun. As the saying goes, the sunset is infinitely beautiful, but it is almost dusk. The beautiful scenery at dusk is so beautiful, but it is too short-lived and makes people melancholy.
Cheng Chubi wished he could kick that bastard back to Chang'an, but why didn't he even wink?
Seeing Zhao Kun's glaring eyes and twitching his bare chin, Cheng Chubi became aware of his plan.
"Maybe he hid it privately. I really don't have it, nephew. If you don't believe me, search him."
I saw Cheng Chubi spreading his hands, looking like he was enjoying himself.
Zhao Kun almost wanted to sneak this kid to His Majesty. If you have the ability, go ahead and play tricks on His Majesty.
"Okay... Well, His Majesty asked you to catch some more and bring them back."
"What?!" Cheng Chubi tilted his head and looked at Zhao Kun, and quickly saluted Zhao Kun with determination.
"Uncle Zhao, please tell His Majesty that Cheng, His Highness King Wu and Fang Erlang already know that they were wrong and will never do it again."
Seeing Cheng Chubi's loyal attitude, Zhao Kun wiped his face helplessly.
"...You kid didn't understand or something, His Majesty ordered you to go get some more cicadas and fry them up."
Cheng Chubi was immediately delighted. Nima, I never expected that the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, learned how to fish and enforce the law.
Do you think I am a three-year-old? Do you think I will be fooled like this?
You just want to deal with me, you can't find any excuses or reasons, and you are ready to play hard to get, right?
Cheng Chubi laughed, then crooked Zhao Kun affectionately with his elbow and said.
"Uncle Zhao, don't be joking. My nephew is a law-abiding and good man. He has stopped doing that kind of thing a long time ago."
"you……"
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Cheng Chubi frowned and walked up to Li Ke and Fang Jun with a gloomy expression.
Seeing Brother Chu Bi's expression and seeing Zhao Kun still standing not far away without leaving, Li Ke and Fang Jun couldn't help but feel a little uneasy.
"Brother Chu Bi, what's wrong with you?"
Cheng Chubi turned around and glanced at Zhao Kun, always feeling that the bearded-faced guard leader had a conspiracy.
Cheng Chubi rolled his eyes and his eyes fell on Li Ke, the biological son of His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty.
Seeing Brother Chu Bi's sharp gaze that seemed to pierce people's hearts, Li Ke moved his neck uncomfortably.
"Brother, what do you want to do?"
"Um, dear brother, when your father was dealing with you, have you ever been punished by a fisherman?"
"???" Li Ke was completely confused. What kind of new fishing method is this? His loving father seems to prefer fists and kicks.
Seeing Li Ke's expression as if his brain was overheated and dying, Cheng Chubi realized that there was something wrong with his adjectives.
"Oh... Let me put it another way, your father wanted to deal with you before, but he couldn't find an excuse, so he would play hard to get you?"
Li Ke immediately became happy. "Is it necessary?"
"Oh..." Cheng Chubi and Fang Jun said oh at the same time.
But the rhythm and duration of the song made Li Ke feel very evil and wanted to use a bastard punch to make these two bitches splatter with blood.
"Dear brother, don't make trouble. There is a problem now. I am very worried that your father wants to play hard to get and wants to beat the three of us."
"???" Li Ke and Fang Jun gasped at the same time, and their expressions changed drastically.
Cheng Chubi then explained the fact that Zhao Kun came under His Majesty's orders to let the three of them leave the camp again to capture the cicada monkey.
"That's not right...my dad wanted to punish the three of us yesterday. Why did he suddenly change his mind today? Could it be...that he really wanted to play hard to get?"
Zhao Kun, who was already waiting impatiently, came over and almost fell to the ground when he heard Li Ke's words.
"His Royal Highness King Wu... This is His Majesty's oral order." Zhao Kun approached the three young men with mental problems and said seriously with a dark face.
Do these guys have persecutory delusions? It's all messed up.
Li Ke quickly gave Zhao Kun a friendly smile, rolled his eyes, and whispered into Cheng Chubi's ear.
Cheng Chubi's eyes suddenly lit up, and he slapped Li Ke, a wise brother who chopped off chicken heads and burned yellow paper, with a good mind and a bright future.
"Uncle Zhao, since it is His Majesty's order, it is not impossible for us to go, but you also know that General Chai is very strict in running the army."
"If we are caught and beaten indiscriminately, wouldn't it be in vain for us?"
"Then what do you want to do?" Zhao Kun's nostrils were about to spurt sparks.
I feel that the best way to deal with this bunch of gibbering young people is to take action directly, which is more comfortable.
"You come with us. If by any chance you meet Zuo Wei's uncles, others will have to believe that you are here."
"Yes, yes, yes, General Zhao, since you are following my father's orders, then come with us to catch him."
"It's fine if you don't do anything. Even if you just help us look out for the wind, it's still good."
"..." Zhao Kun could only nod helplessly in the end, let it go...
The Supreme Emperor is not happy. His Majesty has a big head and cannot just stay here with these little bastards and then talk nonsense.
If something goes wrong and the father-son relationship between His Majesty and the Emperor is affected, that is something that a little head of the bodyguard cannot afford.
Seeing Zhao Kun nodding, Cheng Chubi and others also breathed a sigh of relief and quickly packed up their equipment.
"Quick, quick, everyone, take action. Today we brothers will work harder and watch the cicada monkeys more, and try to drink up all the cicada monkeys on this mountain."
The three brothers will soon follow us to do it today. Everyone who has already learned the taste will naturally be more active.
Even the salt water jars were ready to be filled with four, and everyone put on gloves.
Two leather pouches were installed on the waist to avoid the embarrassment of grabbing it but having no place to put it in.
Seeing this group of young people making a fuss, Zhao Kun's eyelids twitched wildly and he quickly reminded Cheng Chubi to keep a low profile.
After all, this is His Highness the Emperor's show of filial piety, not for you little bastards to fool around with you.