Chapter 1116: Walking for more than 20 miles at night with a strong smell
Chapter 1116: Walking more than twenty miles at night with a strong odor... (please subscribe and vote)
Jiushesu looked at Azan and Guge who were crouching twenty steps away in confusion, and subconsciously picked his ears.
Our bodies are very dirty. How could we say this from the mouths of two murderous Turkic warriors?
"What nonsense are you talking about?!" Jiushesu's face was stern and his eyes were swept away.
Aung La, the confidant who had just been rewarded with a rabbit leg, strode towards the exit with a machete.
"What do you two guys want to do...what does this fucking taste like!"
When Aung La was about three steps away from Azan and Guge, the smell of urine was strong enough to hit him.
His expression suddenly changed, and he rolled and crawled back about ten steps.
Perhaps it was the gentle breeze brought up by his movements that spread the strong smell of urine behind him.
The association rate also changed his expression instantly, and quickly raised his hands to cover his mouth and nose. Damn it!
Are these two bastards getting into the cesspit of Emperor Tang's camp? It's so far away, and the smell is so strong.
"You two, help me find a place with water to wash up before we talk."
Azan and Guge, whose clothes were already dry, looked at each other and reluctantly agreed loudly.
Not to mention rivers, even small streams can only be found here.
Otherwise, wouldn't they have been cleaned up long ago, and would they have to walk more than 20 miles at night with the strong smell of urine?
The sound of splashing water soon began, and then a large group of Turkic warriors covered their noses and made mad complaints one after another.
This is summer, and the water volume of this stream is not large, and the flow rate is extremely slow. The condensed essence of their bodies is now melted in this small stream.
The entire creek exuded a strong smell of urine. The gang leader stood in the distance with a livid face, covering his mouth and nose.
Azan and Guge could only bathe themselves in frustration amid the complaints from their Turkic brothers.
I walked onto the shore dripping wet, but somewhere along the way, someone came over holding my nose.
Throwing them new robes, he shouted, "Daye Hu ordered you to change your clothes before going over."
"..."
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Although they felt that their robes had been washed and had no smell, since Daye Hu had a life.
They did not dare to neglect, so they could only silently strip off naked and put on new clothes.
Only then did they come to the leader who was standing in front of the fire, with a dark face and glaring eyes staring at them, prostrating himself on the ground and saluting.
"Sit down, what's going on? How did you two become like this?"
Even though they have been washed, the Turks around them still feel that they still smell like them.
They all squeezed to the other side of the fire, looking at the two amazing guys who had just appeared with strange expressions.
Azan sighed sadly and slowly recounted an experience that he was very reluctant to mention.
This story was too sad and off-putting, so Azan didn't go into too much detail.
After all, it was obvious that Daye Hu was in a very unhappy mood, so he just described it in a few sentences using Spring and Autumn style.
The other important point is that they have always been in any difficult and difficult situation.
They all kept their missions firmly in mind and worked hard to hide under the enemy's nose.
Even though the two gangs of Tang people searched the entire hillside, they could not find any trace of them, and finally they had no choice but to retreat to the camp.
As they told the story, and as the bonfire heated up, the people beside the fire always felt that there was a smell of urine lingering in their noses.
However, considering the two of them, even in such a situation where the damn Tang people were digging their dicks.
He was able to keep his mission in mind and resisted being soaked by that... vomit... well, just that.
They were able to come back here quietly to report without exposing themselves. This is enough to show the strong will and superhuman perseverance of the two of them.
This made the association rate secretly admire his own eyesight, and he really didn't pick the wrong person.
If someone else were to go, such as Zhuo Gu, the association felt that if the Tang people on the opposite side just took out the weapon, he would definitely copy it and stab it.
In that case, I am afraid that my trip to Jiucheng Palace and the epic achievement of beheading the Tang Emperor in a surprise attack will come to naught.
Thinking of this, Jiu Sheshu suppressed the vague smell of urine and stepped forward, stretched out his big hand and helped Azan and Guge up with his own hands.
"You have done a very good job. Although these setbacks along the way have made you suffer, you have also preserved my plan."
After that, the leader turned around, picked up a plump golden hare, cut it in half with a razor blade, and gave it to the two of them.
A big slap was slapped on the shoulders of both of them, with solemn expressions on their faces.
"I, Ashina, will never forget every good brother."
Azan and Guge fell to the ground with tears streaming down their faces in excitement, and then hugged the hare away in tears.
Jiu Sheshui watched with satisfaction as the two outstanding prairie hunters left, raised his hand and stroked his thick beard.
Suddenly his nose twitched, and in an instant, Jiu Shesu's eyes turned green. Nima...
"Water, bring me a water bag, I want to wash my hands." A somewhat frustrated voice came from the association.
"Afterwards, their brothers will have enough to eat and drink, and let them wash themselves properly."
"...obey."
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The team headed towards Jiucheng Palace again. Cheng Chubi had another great harvest last night.
However, maybe he was a little full after eating yesterday, so Li Ke ate more moderately today.
After all, this stuff contains a lot of oil, so eating too much of it will make you really tired.
However, there have been so many explosions, and now it is summer again, so it cannot be put aside for long.
Wouldn't it be a waste if it breaks?
Cheng Chubi looked at the packages, his eyes rolled for a long time, and finally he came up with a good idea.
He picked up a package, called Li Ke, and whispered in his ear.
Li Ke squinted his eyes and looked at the sneaky Brother Chu Bi, always feeling that Brother Chu Bi wanted to use him as cannon fodder.
"Brother Chu Bi, since this is your idea, why don't you go and deliver it yourself?"
"Brother, I will go with you. You are the prince, His Majesty's biological son. He can be regarded as your uncle."
"Even if General Chai doesn't like it, if you smile sweetly at him and look cute, he might be embarrassed and get angry in a hurry."
Fang Jun next to him farted again and rolled away while holding his belly.
"???" Li Ke's whole body felt bad. The god smiled so sweetly and looked cute...
I am an adult, not a cute little girl like Xiao Sizi, okay?
If I really want to do this, even if my uncle doesn't kick me, he might encourage my father to kick me, okay?