Chapter 1117 Cheng Sanlang who stood on tiptoe and squealed
Chapter 1117: Standing on tiptoes and squeezing the screaming Cheng Sanlang... (Completed in the third update)
Hearing this, Cheng Chubi came back angrily.
"What do you mean? My tongue analysis skills are not the best in the world, but I am one of the few in the world."
"It is a necessary skill to speak human words when meeting people, and to tell ghosts when meeting ghosts. Do you understand?"
"..." Li Ke's face turned black as the iron pot used to fry cicadas every day, and he jumped out of the car with a muffled groan.
I don't want to talk to this rough old man from the Cheng family who likes to puff out his chest and show off his extremely obvious violent traits.
God is so damn good at talking to people and talking to ghosts. I am a prince and a prince after all. Alas...
When you meet a rough guy like Cheng Sanlang who is extremely smooth-talking, you can't defeat him, let alone beat him, so what can you do?
Cheng Chubi chuckled, quickly picked up two oil paper bags, and followed Li Ke side by side.
After a short while, the two demon moths who often quarreled with each other began to put their arms around each other and smile playfully.
Heading forward, their target was none other than Zuowei General Chai Shao, the security captain in charge of His Majesty's Jiucheng Palace summer vacation.
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At noon, the large army stopped again, and Li Shimin stood next to the imperial commander and looked around.
This long journey is really boring.
After all, although the scenery along the way is very beautiful, after seeing it for so many days, it is no longer very interesting.
Thinking that nothing happened, Li Shimin decided to get off the car and go to his father's place to see...
Zhao Kun quickly followed the Emperor of Tang Dynasty, fulfilling his responsibilities loyally.
In a short time, they arrived at where his father was driving his car. Li Shimin walked quickly and soon saw his father, Li Yuan, sitting under the shade of a tree.
He was lying on a couch and taking a nap, and next to the couch was an empty plate with only a pile of stumps left.
Eunuch Zhongbao quickly bowed to Li Shimin and was about to wake up the Supreme Emperor.
Li Shimin shook his head gently, forget it, his father looked like he had just eaten and drank enough and was taking a nap, so why disturb his dreams.
Li Shimin turned around and walked to the other side, deciding to take a look at his son, the overweight Qingque.
After such a long journey, I don’t know how he is doing now. After all, he is too fat. It is not easy to travel long distances in such weather.
Not long after, they arrived in front of Qingque's driver. Eunuch Li, who was about to board the car with a plate of fried cicadas, saw Li Shimin and quickly saluted.
"This slave is here to see His Majesty..."
Li Shimin smiled and waved his hand. He glanced around and saw the thing in Eunuch Li's hand clearly, and his eyes suddenly twitched.
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After chatting with the green bird for a while, I saw that this guy kept looking at the fried cicada monkey on the table while talking.
In the end, Li Shimin didn't sit there for too long before he stood up and left. It was more serious to go see his good daughter and Guanyin maid.
Wandering to the place where Empress Changsun's Luanjia was, Hu Shanggong on the side saw Li Shimin about to salute.
When he saw the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty making some gestures, Hu Shanggong was very aware of the situation and did not speak, but quietly stepped away.
Li Shimin had a teasing smile on his face and walked over lightly.
"It's delicious...Mom, you should eat too..."
"Well, our little Sizi is really filial. Mom stopped eating, but she just ate a lot."
"Oh, it's a pity that daddy doesn't eat. Otherwise, I can feed daddy. Click, click, click..."
"..." Li Shimin's eyelids twitched wildly, he leaned out half of his body and stretched his neck.
Across the road, I saw the good girl Xiao Sizi sitting in the shade of a tree, waving her cheeks happily.
He picked up an ugly fried cicada monkey from the plate and handed it to his beloved wife Guanyin.
Avalokitesvara opened her mouth helplessly, then started to eat the bugs that made Li Shimin feel uncomfortable all over.
Li Shimin rubbed his eyes vigorously, his eyelids twitching wildly.
"Mom, is Daddy afraid of these cute little snacks, so he doesn't dare to eat them?"
"..." A certain father who was peeping had a dark look on his face.
"You...your father is a great hero. How could he be afraid of such a little bug?"
"..." A certain man who was peeping had a gentle face.
"Oh, then next time I have a chance, I'll feed daddy, okay mom?"
"..." A certain father who was peeping had a black face +1.
In the end, Li Shimin left here with a dark face and gentle steps, just like a thief.
I am the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. I have never seen any grand scenes. How can I be afraid of mere insects?
It’s just that I think that thing is too ugly, so ugly that I really don’t want to bite it.
Li Shimin buried his head and defended himself in his heart without hesitation.
Click, click, click...that familiar sound came over again.
"???" Li Shimin was completely confused. Who could it be?
Zhao Kun saw the wise and mighty Emperor striding forward with an ugly expression on his face, and hurriedly followed him.
Then, after walking around a big tree with Li Shimin, they saw General Chai Shaochai sitting on a small horse.
Sitting in a circle with several generals from the left guard, there were several oil paper bags in front of them.
Then he saw General Chai pick up a fried cicada monkey that looked very eye-catching and shiny in the sun from the oil paper bag, put it into his mouth, and chewed it happily.
"I didn't expect this stuff to be so fragrant. No wonder the Emperor likes it."
"Yes, yes, thank you, General, for accepting this gift from Cheng Sanlang and His Highness King Wu."
"Otherwise, our brothers really don't know that this stuff can be so fragrant and refreshing."
"Oh, it's a pity that you can't drink during the march. It would be more delicious if you had two liang with this thing."
"Yeah……"
"Okay, stop talking and eat your food quickly. After eating, go back to your seats. Remember your respective responsibilities. If there is any neglect, you will be severely punished."
"promise!"
"..." Li Shimin backed away slowly, then raised his head and looked at the clear sky between the trees with a numb expression.
Come on, go ahead and eat if you like, I just don’t want to get involved with this stuff.
That night, Li Shimin, who was sleeping, opened his eyes, only to find that the surroundings were dark, but he faintly heard laughter coming from ahead.
I couldn't help but walked forward curiously. Not far away, I saw that bastard Cheng Chubi turned into an ugly cicada monkey.
The daughter stood beside her and clapped her hands and said repeatedly that Brother Cheng San was so cute. Then she stretched out her delicate hands and pinched the cicada monkey that Cheng Sanlang had transformed into.
He smiled happily at himself, stood on tiptoes, pinched the squeaking Cheng Sanlang, and handed it over.
"Daddy, daddy, try it..."
"!!!"
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