Chapter 2129 'On the Effects of Long-Term Riding on Various Hemorrhoids')
Although moving on the plateau was more difficult than on the plains, those who accompanied Cheng Sanlang were all quite strong.
It was Master Hu who had been shaved bald and had his eyebrows shaved off after these days of hard work.
The whole person no longer has the physique of the rich man before, and even Hu Zhubo can already feel the abdominal muscles under the fat layer by palpating his belly.
Well, he could be sure that it was definitely abdominal muscles, not stones or tumors, because this was the conclusion reached by Cheng Changshi, who was a superb medical expert.
The reason why he wanted to follow Cheng Changshi was not just because of Hu Zhubo's unsettled heart.
Full of positivity and enterprising spirit that is not afraid of death, well, to put it in a slightly derogatory sense, it means that Hu Zhubo is not afraid of death in order to get promoted and make a fortune.
But isn't life like this? Even salted fish know that they have to turn over in the sun to become more delicious.
If you are someone with a bright future that can get better, but you are not willing to move your butt, then you will have no choice but to continue to eat and die in the future.
However, Hu Zhubo felt that his butt had moved so far that it was about to burst.
After all, riding a horse for such a long time is a cruel test for every knight's buttocks.
Every time he took a break, Cheng Sanlang would see these good brothers, who were tired from traveling long distances, grinning and rubbing their buttocks.
This kind of thing is really not easy to comfort. You can't just slap each good brother's bumpy and numb buttocks and tell them that they have worked hard.
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You should know that Cheng Chubi had carefully considered this long-distance horseback ride.
I don’t want anyone who suffers from the same low-level secret diseases and hidden diseases as the uncle-in-law Changsun Wuji.
After all, I led everyone to attack for two thousand miles to do great things, to restore the Xiangxiong Kingdom and suppress the ambitions of the Tubo Kingdom.
I am not here to write a medical paper like "On the Effect of Long-term Horseback Riding on Various Hemorrhoids".
What if one of our good friends suffers from recurrence of hemorrhoids while riding? In this harsh plateau environment, it is definitely a difficult test to perform hemorrhoid surgery.
Although Cheng Sanlang was sure that he could cure it regardless of whether the other person had internal hemorrhoids, external hemorrhoids or mixed hemorrhoids.
But the question is, how can I still ride a horse after having a knife and stitches down there?
If you don’t ride a horse, you have to lie down on a cart, bumping over and over again on this roadless plateau. What should you do if your wounds burst and bleed profusely?
That would definitely delay the Tang Dynasty's major military affairs against the forces in the plateau area.
When you should do serious things, you should do serious things. When you should do unserious things, bah...when you should do scientific research, do scientific research. Don't always think about killing several birds with one stone, as that can easily lead to problems, okay?
Cheng Chubi felt that he had thought extremely carefully about the military and state affairs of the Tang Dynasty.
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Just as Cheng Sanlang was thinking wildly while galloping on his horse, he finally jumped out of the area shrouded in wind and snow, and could even see the blue sky between the clouds in the distance.
Immediately everyone was refreshed, urging the horses under them to speed up and continue running.
At this moment, the master Jiacuo next to him suddenly shouted wildly, then reined in his horse, turned over and jumped off the horse.
He bowed to the ground with great piety towards a snow-white mountain peak shrouded in sunlight that penetrated through the gaps in the clouds.
Not only him, but also his disciples, like him, appeared to be extremely pious and solemn in worshiping in that direction.
As the protector of the Bon religion, Cheng Chubi looked at these Bon believers helplessly, knowing of course that these Bon believers had started again.
The ethnic groups on the plateau like to worship sacred mountains and holy lakes, and naturally these Bon believers also like to worship them.
Although Cheng Chubi was a little unhappy with this group of Bon believers' behavior of praying here and there every once in a while, which slowed down their progress.
But this is the religious activity of the Bon religion after all, and Cheng Sanlang has been revered as the protector of the Dharma by the working people on the plateau.
Although he is not willing to appreciate those Bon scriptures, it does not prevent him from enjoying his current religious identity, which is very conducive to his actions on the plateau.
Nima approached Cheng Sanlang with a smile and was about to speak, but she didn't want the nimble middle-aged fat man Hu Zhubo to intervene.
"Cheng Changshi, Master Jiacuo and the others were calling out the name of Kailash, the holy mountain of Bon religion."
"Is that Gangrenboqe?" Cheng Chubi couldn't help but squinted his eyes to take a good feel.
Hmm...I always feel that that extremely distant tall snow-capped mountain seems to be unique and majestic.
At this time, Nima stepped in front of Hu Zhubo and introduced the sacred mountain that the Xiangxiong people were most proud of to Cheng Sanlang, who was gazing at Mount Kailash affectionately.
"Cheng Changshi, this Gangrenboqi is also called Jiuzhong (Ten Thousand) Word Mountain by us Xiangzhong people. It is said that 360 gods of the Bon religion live here."
"The founder of our Bon religion circled the sky and descended, and this mountain was the place where he landed..."
"..." Master Hu looked at the Xiangxiong tycoon businessman Nima with a displeased look on his face.
I really want to kick this inward-looking guy away, but considering that this is the territory of Sang Shung Kingdom now.
If I want to kick this branch of the Xiangxiong royal family, it will easily cause ethnic conflicts, which may lead to the failure of the Tang Dynasty's plateau strategy.
For the sake of the overall situation, Master Hu could only stay where he was and act as a backdrop.
And Nanima saw that Cheng Sanlang was listening with great interest, while the Bon believers were still worshiping there devoutly, muttering to themselves.
He simply told Cheng Sanlang various legends and myths about Kailash.
For example, there is a river that flows down from Mount Kailash and flows into an unconquerable lake, which is the holy lake Manasarovar.
Moreover, four major rivers originate from here and flow to the east, south, west and north.
Flowing to the east is the Dangcho Zangbo Maquan River (the downstream is the Brahmaputra River), which is rich in emeralds, and people who drink this water are as agile as horses; flowing to the south is the Majia Zangbo Kongque River (the downstream is the Ganges River).
), the silver sand is rich, and people who drink this water are as cute as peacocks;
Flowing to the west is the Langqin Zangbo Xiangquan River (the downstream is the Sutlej River). It is rich in gold mines and the people who drink this water are as strong as elephants...
After hearing that excited statement, Cheng Fa immediately became happy.
"Master Ni, it seems that you have only drank water from the Majia Zangbo Kongque River, right?"
As soon as these words came out, Cheng Sanlang, who was happily listening to the bragging and spanking, almost rolled under the horse with his stiff abdominal muscles in his arms.
This bastard boy, are you describing the big shopkeeper as an old peacock who likes to be self-indulgent, right?
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