Chapter 2386 It's just a bad act of insulting scholars all over the world
Chapter 2386 This is simply a bad behavior that insults the scholars all over the world (please subscribe and vote)
Kong Yingda was walking slowly in the mansion. At this moment, there were several Confucian scholars around him. They looked modest and listened to Kong Jijiu, who was strolling around, explaining the essence of Confucianism in front of him.
These people came from all over the country to see Kong Yingda, a famous Confucian scholar of the Tang Dynasty, and to listen to his advice.
As the 31st descendant of Confucius, he is also the top Confucian master of this era. Therefore, many of his remarks will be regarded as classics by Confucian scholars of this era.
As I was wandering around and thinking about my next speech, I suddenly heard words coming from not far away.
"real or fake?"
"Of course it's true. I can still lie to you. As long as you go to the public toilet and make it clear that you are going to relieve yourself, you can get the paper."
"At that time, I actually brought a piece of cloth with me, but I never expected that one day I would actually use the paper that gentlemen write on to mark my buttocks."
"Hiss... you actually used paper to mark your anatomy. This, if the master knew about this, then..."
"I didn't steal the paper in the house, it's just the ones distributed outside the public toilets... Master?!"
The servant of the Confucius family who was defending his behavior suddenly saw an old black face appear and was immediately frightened.
"You!" Kong Yingda's face was livid, and he pointed like a sword at that bastard servant who had insulted his gentleness.
"Tell me clearly what's going on?"
An elderly Confucian scholar on the side also turned livid with anger, blowing his beard and staring.
"That is, paper is a treasure given by God to readers like us. It can not only be used to record classics, but also allows me to wait for the book to be published."
"Someone would actually use such a beautiful thing to do such unclean things. It is simply insulting and filthy."
"Master Kong, you are the Great Sicheng of the Tang Dynasty (the elegant name of the Imperial College's sacrificial wine), who controls the world's literary fortune.
For such evil deeds, Mr. Kong must be reported to the Emperor to severely punish those who behave badly."
"Don't worry, gentlemen, Kong will definitely not sit idly by and ignore it." Kong Yingda turned his head and glared at the bastard servant who had used regular paper to mark his buttocks.
"Tell me, tell me everything you know."
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That night, Censor Guan, Censor Gu, and several other Censors received a note from Kong Yingda, the Imperial College Master who was in charge of all the studies in the Tang Dynasty.
I couldn't help but be a little confused, and then I started to be ecstatic. That bastard Cheng Sanlang actually took paper and put it in the public toilet, and let people rub their butts for free.
This kind of demeaning behavior is simply an insult to scholars all over the world. If he is not severely impeached.
When will I and others find such a good opportunity?
It can be said that the censors and Cheng Sanlang had an unforgettable hatred, and the poem that mocked them is still hanging at the door of Luoyang County Lord Bo Liyi's house.
As the leader of the censor team that day, Gu Yushi, the chief censor, was writing furiously in the study.
But I received news that the censor Guan had come to see him because he had something urgent to do.
Gu Yushi stroked his beautifully groomed long beard and said with a hearty smile.
"Haha... I must have finally caught a perfect opportunity, so I want to come and discuss things with me. Let him come over..."
In a short time, Na Guan Yushi had already rushed to Gu Yushi's study and paid a courtesy visit to his immediate superior.
Without waiting for Gu Yushi to ask, Guan Yushi directly told the reason for his coming.
"Actually, I already knew about this matter the day before yesterday, but I feel that this matter should be used to impeach Cheng Sanlang.
I'm afraid it will be difficult to succeed, and it may be easy for others to stigmatize you."
Seeing the tangled look on Guan Yushi's face and saying these words, Gu Yushi couldn't help but feel surprised.
"Brother Xian, what do you mean by this? Brother Yu remembers that Cheng Sanlang humiliated you several times, and today, you actually came to persuade him for his sake..."
"No, no, no, my little brother wants to eat his flesh and sleep on his skin. I will never have such thoughts."
"It's just a matter of fact, please take a look at this thing first..."
Guan Yushi helplessly reached into his arms, took out a stack of yellow and soft paper, and placed it on Gu Yushi's desk.
"Brother Haojiao, I learned that I have been keeping an eye on the Luoyang County Government these days, just to find a flaw in Cheng Sanlang."
"The day the Luoyang County Government ordered all public toilets in Luoyang to distribute papers to those who use the toilets, my little brother knew the news."
"And I even spent a lot of money to buy some, just to use them as charges against Cheng Sanlang."
"But it wasn't until I got this kind of paper that I realized that this kind of paper is high-quality and cheap, but it has a huge shortcoming. It is too absorbent and cannot be used for drawing or writing at all."
"Brother Yu thought it was a big deal..." Gu Yushi immediately became happy, stroking his long beard and said very relaxedly.
"Let me ask you, is this paper?"
"Since it is paper and cannot be used for writing or drawing, it only means that its quality is not up to par. Paper products have been treasured by literati all over the world since the beginning of time."
"Now he, Cheng Sanlang, just sells it at such a low price, and actually dares to allow people to use paper products to do such filthy things."
"This is clearly something that is not tolerated by literati in the world..."
Listening to Gu Yushi's eloquent speech, Guan Yushi wanted to speak several times, but he had to admit that what Gu Yushi said was very reasonable.
In the end, Guan Yushi also said that he did not consider the problem well enough, so he would go back to his hometown now and prepare a sharp and pungent memorial.
We must work with a group of colleagues to let that thief Cheng Sanlang know the combat effectiveness of the Yushi team that cannot be underestimated.
Gu Yushi personally sent Guan Yushi outside the house. He watched the other party go away, then slowly shook his head and returned to the house.
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I was born in Shu County, where the papermaking industry is quite developed, and the Gu family's industry is dominated by papermaking.
In the Tang Dynasty, Shu paper was very popular among literati, even above the hard yellow paper, which made the papermaking industry in Shu County more and more prosperous.
Nearly a hundred paper-making workshops are concentrated along Huanhua Stream. There are also paper-making places in the south of the Yangtze River.
Originally, there was nothing wrong with the test, but after that boy Cheng Sanlang made the high-quality and cheap Chengjia paper.
It was enough to make Tianxia Paper's profits sink to the bottom as quickly as a weight falling into the water.
Fortunately, Shu paper and Jiangnan rice paper are both high-end paper products, while Chengjia paper can only be said to be of average quality and cannot replace many paper industries.
But this hatred has made many paper dealers in the world hate it to the core, and now, Cheng Sanlang has actually come up with such a paper that can be used to wipe people's butts.
Immediately Gu Yushi felt that he had found an attack point. In short, the Cheng family paper was ruined, and all the literati today hated it.
When the time comes, look at those scholars who have beautiful breasts and clean themselves, who will buy that thing?