Chapter 2387 I really don't want to talk about such inconsistencies in this court
Chapter 2387 I really don’t want to talk about such unclean topics in this court (please subscribe)
"Well..." Li Yuan was thinking.
"...Hmm!" Li Yuan started.
"Bring the paper." Li Yuan finished what he was saying and subconsciously reached out to touch his sleeve. Then he realized that he didn't have it with him and shouted quickly.
"Okay, Your Majesty..." The loyal Eunuch Zhongbao appeared quietly, holding a stack of clean, soft, absorbent and flexible toilet paper in his hands.
Just wipe it and throw it away, wipe it and throw it away again. There is no need to worry about it falling, and there is no need to think about recycling the butt-wiping thing and cleaning it again for next use.
This kind of refreshing feeling of throwing away after use is like those people who go out to restaurants to pat their butts and leave without having to clean up and wash up.
The important thing is that you have to spend money to go out to a restaurant, and stingy people may feel bad after eating a good meal.
This thing is paper that is so good and so cheap that you can just throw it away after you use it and you won’t feel any distress at all.
"Is there anything left in the palace?" Li Yuan stood up, stretched his legs that were numb from squatting for a long time, and took a deep breath of fresh air and asked.
"Your Majesty, what Cheng Sanlang sent was only ten kilograms. According to your Majesty's instructions, most of it was distributed to you ladies. Now there is not much left. I will go and buy it when I get back."
"Well, let's buy more. First, buy a hundred kilograms and ask everyone in the palace to prohibit the use of other hand-cleansing products. They can only use Cheng's toilet paper."
"I don't want those huts in the charming, clean and beautiful Wanguoyuan Palace to have problems again."
Hearing His Majesty the Supreme Emperor's words, Zhongbao couldn't help but feel a little ashamed, and quickly replied respectfully.
"Yes, I understand. Once you buy them back, they will be distributed immediately."
All the toilets here are new-style toilets with septic tanks designed by Cheng Sanlang. They do not stink.
But just because it is not open like in the past, although it does not smell bad, it also has a disadvantage: it is easy to get blocked.
Last time, a public toilet in a scenic spot inside the palace was blocked. The culprit was a few rocks and wooden sticks.
And these things are naturally the things that some unscrupulous old men picked up casually in a hurry.
Your Majesty, the Grand Emperor Li Yuan, can't beat up all the suspicious palace officials just for a trivial matter like wiping their buttocks, right?
Fortunately, that guy Cheng Sanlang sent someone to deliver this thing.
Not only is it easy to carry, but it can also be used and thrown away, which greatly avoids the possibility of the toilets in the Palace of Nations becoming clogged again.
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"These are the reasons for you to impeach Cheng Sanlang?" Li Shimin sat behind the imperial court, holding up a piece of toilet paper with his fingers, his expression was very strange.
Naturally, this stuff is the kind of toilet paper that the demonic moth Cheng Sanlang said costs one penny and one tael.
Although the color is not white enough, its touch is still quite good, it is highly absorbent and has a certain degree of toughness.
I won't say that when I rub my butt, it will tear open all at once, causing my fingers to be stained.
A few days ago, in order to promote the new products of their Cheng family paper mill, that boy Cheng Sanlang brought this thing to the palace as a gift.
If it weren't for the sake of his own daughter, Li Shimin would never accept such a gift that is too high-quality and cheap.
However, after finally trying it out for himself, Li Shimin's impression of this toilet paper has greatly changed, and he feels that it is quite good.
Unlike in the past, he, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, who liked to set an example for the world, would always wear silk after running out of silk.
He had to ask the eunuch to wash it and continue using it. Even if Li Shimin was diligent and thrifty, he still felt uncomfortable using the same piece of silk over and over again.
Especially after hearing about the paper sender, Cheng Sanlang, the famous Chinese medical sage who is now the most famous in the Tang Dynasty and can be mentioned alongside Sun Simiao.
If those old items are washed without disinfection and sterilization, there may be intestinal parasite eggs or something like that.
At that time, Li Shimin's scalp was numb from what he heard. If his daughter and Guanyin's maid hadn't been sitting nearby and whispered quietly, he would have almost stuffed the smelly socks into this guy's mouth.
The emergence of such affordable and high-quality disposable products has greatly solved Li Shimin's psychological shadow. After all, although the boy said something unpleasant, he did some good things and solved the hidden danger.
The refreshing feeling of throwing it away after use also touched the hearts of all the concubines in the palace, and they all sent the palace servants to buy it back.
There is no way, Cheng Sanlang really didn't give much. After all, this little brat must have done it on purpose. He gave away a small amount so that people couldn't live without it and had to pay for it.
Besides, this thing is so cheap, one penny can cost a pound, and as the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, I am the emperor of the Tang Dynasty.
You can't even take advantage of the toilet paper, right? Don't ask for it. Even if you think like this, you feel like you can't afford to embarrass that person.
But in the end, a royal censor actually came out and impeached Cheng Sanlang for his misdeeds, and actually took the papers that contained words and knowledge and gave them to Sheng Dou Xiao Min Kai.
Such an approach is simply an insult to the saints, and it is also an insult to the countless gentlemen who read and write in the world.
Li Shimin smacked his mouth. For a moment, he didn't know what to say.
Stand up and defend Cheng Sanlang in person? Haha, not to mention whether you are happy or not, just say that the thing is used to rub your eyes.
His majesty, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, talks about such unclean topics in the court hall, and argues with the censor about such things. Doesn't it seem to be too low-level and low-level of the Tang Dynasty meeting?
But look below, the censors are shouting hoarse, looking like they want to fight for the ground with their heads, and Kong Yingda also stands up with a righteous face, asking him to punish Cheng Sanlang himself to comfort the world's literati.
Li Shimin couldn't help but feel that his balls hurt. Toilet paper is a good thing, but... let's forget it, it can only be the same old routine.
"Cheng Qing's family..."
"Old Cheng is here." Cheng Yaojin saw His Majesty's eyes and heard the call, and understood instantly.
General Cheng, who had already enjoyed the pleasure of throwing away after use in the mansion, strode out with joy.
Day! Almost at this moment, Kong Yingda and the other members of the Yushi team could not help but blush.
Your Majesty, is it too ungrateful to do this? Whenever there is something about the impeachment of the Cheng family, and His Majesty does not want to punish Cheng Sanlang.
They would release Cheng Yaojin, the number one bully of the Tang Dynasty. Isn't this obviously a case of favoring that kid?
Kong Yingda, whose face turned dark, took a deep breath, saluted Li Shimin and said loudly.
"Your Majesty, paper is a treasure related to the world's cultural destiny. General Cheng is a military minister and the father of Cheng Luoyang, so he should avoid suspicion."
Kong Yingda, as a model of the world's literati, would naturally not be afraid of Cheng Yaojin, a vulgar warrior, and he would not dare to attack him.
As long as he dares to use his kicks and punches, I will try my best not to do it. I will lie down straight on the ground and see how you, Cheng Yaojin, explain it to the scholars all over the world.