Chapter 2388 Why, do you think Lao Cheng is really a vulgar person? (
Chapter 2388 Why, do you think Lao Cheng is really a vulgar person? (Please subscribe and vote)
But Cheng Yaojin, who was fat and strong, stood directly in front of Kong Yingda, put his hands on his waist, looked down at the dry and thin Kong Yingda and smiled.
"Haha... I mean, Lao Kong, are you talking to His Majesty about paper for writing, or toilet paper for wiping?"
After hearing this, Kong Yingda heard the mute sound of farting coming from Wu Chen, and his face instantly turned the color of pig liver.
Li Shimin quickly raised his hands to wipe his face and continued to maintain the majesty of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, imagining that he was actually a clay sculpture squatting in the shrine.
What should I do otherwise? I really couldn't refute Cheng Yaojin's words. After all, I knew that that thing was just toilet paper for wiping.
"...Cheng Yaojin! Since the advent of paper, all paper products in the world have been treasures used to write books and establish stories.
You actually uttered filthy words, which is simply insulting the ears of everyone in the court!"
Looking at Kong Yingda, a skinny monkey with a loud and energetic voice, Cheng Yaojin asked with a playful smile.
"Then tell me, what's wrong with what Lao Cheng said just now?"
Kong Yingda laughed angrily and shouted again.
"Isn't this a word that slanders the public's ears?"
As soon as these words came out, General Cheng's face changed drastically, he pointed at Kong Yingda and shouted loudly.
"Unexpectedly, the dignified Imperial College minister would actually utter filthy words in the court like a vulgar warrior when he was offering wine. This is simply an insult to the ears of all the princes in the court!"
"!!!" Kong Yingda stared blankly at the plausibly speaking Cheng Yaojin in front of him, with saliva spraying all over his face.
The whole person fell into a deep confusion. He was scolding me. He, a vulgar warrior, equated me with him.
Kong Yingda shouted angrily and loudly.
"Cheng Yaojin, I'm just repeating your vulgar words."
"Then you said it too."
"I'm just repeating your vulgar remarks."
"I said I don't dare to admit it. Are you like this, or are you setting an example for scholars in the world? Haha..."
"That's enough!" Li Shimin slapped the case several times, and finally stopped the evil spirit of the court princes who were about to move in time and wanted to end it personally.
"I asked you, Cheng Qing, to come here because I want to ask you, did your Sanlang say anything about developing this kind of paper product?"
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Cheng Yaojin twisted his butt, and ignored the angry Kong Yingda whose chrysanthemum face had turned black and purple, and saluted Li Shimin respectfully.
"Your Majesty, Saburo Inuko has something to say. This paper is because he feels that ordinary people using sundries to clean their hands can easily induce various intestinal diseases, increase the people's resources for medicine and stone, and easily lead to poverty."
"Therefore, Sanlang Quanzi thought about it day and night, and could not sleep at night. He decided to develop a hand cleanser to reduce the number of diseases suffered by the people of the world.
After months of hard work and painstaking efforts, we finally developed this kind of high-quality, low-cost, clean and hygienic toilet paper product for the people of Tang Dynasty."
"In order to distinguish the paper used by the literati to write books, write and paint, we specially named it Chengjia toilet paper..."
There was silence in the main hall, and everyone stared blankly as the number one bully in the Tang Dynasty explained the origin of the invention of his dog Saburo in a very polite tone.
It has to be said that Cheng Yaojin's words really made the civil and military officials who were accustomed to his vulgar words quite uncomfortable.
Even the intellectuals who have read poetry and books have a feeling of seeing each other with admiration after seeing each other for three days.
Seeing the dumbfounded expressions of these colleagues, even Li Shimin had a look of astonishment on his face, and General Cheng was secretly proud.
Li Shimin looked deeply at the beaming Cheng Yaojin, and quickly reacted, haha... He wanted to praise the other party for having a good wife.
After thinking about it, I might as well forget it. After all, Cheng Yaojin had already finished his cooperation in the court. It was time for him, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, to do something serious.
In other words, let these censors who are full and have nothing to do understand one thing.
"Cheng Qing, please step aside first." Following Li Shimin's words, General Cheng bowed to Li Shimin obediently and then returned to his rank.
As soon as I returned to my seat, several old brothers came up to me, winking and whispering.
"Hey, Lao Cheng, you are an old boy, you are so literate, this doesn't look like you at all, right?"
"That is, given your temperament, if you don't quarrel with them and kill each other, your salary will be withheld for three to five years."
"Young lady's nonsense, Lao Cheng has never had his salary deducted for more than a year."
Hearing the nonsense of the gangsters around him, General Cheng felt evil in his heart.
"What the hell, do you think Lao Cheng is really a vulgar person? Haha... Lao Cheng's family is also an heir of poetry and calligraphy after all. This is called Neixiu. You just hide it and don't use it on weekdays. Do you understand?"
Li Shimin ignored the commotion caused by the military ministers team after Cheng Yaojin returned to the train, but looked at the censors and Kong Yingda with a solemn expression.
"Just now, Kong Qing, you told me that paper products are treasures that literati use to write books and establish theories, and are passed down to future generations."
"I don't object, but I have a few questions, and I would like to ask Kong Qing to clarify them for me."
Kong Yingda couldn't help being stunned, and raised his head to look at the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty.
"I remember that during the Han Dynasty, there was money, and wealthy people buried it with real money. However, ordinary people would replace it with paper. This has been going on for hundreds of years."
"Besides, have you ever used rain gear?"
"You must also know that the rain gear used by the people of the Tang Dynasty is nothing more than raincoats, rain hats and umbrellas."
"The rain-shielding material used on rain hats and umbrellas is made of paper soaked in grease, which has the effect of blocking rain and water."
"These are all treasures that benefit the people of the world. I don't know about you, Mr. Kong.
Do we also want to classify those who make umbrellas in the world, and those who make paper and waste money as humiliating and gentle people, and also want me to severely punish them?"
"Or, all those who use umbrellas and paper money must also be severely punished?"
"..." Kong Yingda's old face turned pale and he opened his mouth, but he really couldn't say anything to refute.
Not to mention anything else, when my own father passed away, on the day of the funeral, the sky and the ground were filled with paper money (paper money refers to the coins buried with him, which are used to buy tolls in the underworld, which is enough to prove the road tolls).
The charges in the underworld started very early.)
As for umbrellas, aside from myself, who among the princes in the dynasty has never used them?
Li Shimin did not speak again, but stood quietly behind the censor, looking at the dumbfounded censors and Kong Yingda, the Imperial Academy's minister, with an indifferent expression.
Kong Yingda couldn't bear such gazes, and lowered her head in frustration and reluctance.
"I...acknowledge my guilt..."
As Kong Yingda bowed his head and admitted his mistake, all the censors were also unable to defend themselves and could only surrender.
But today, Li Shimin had no intention of letting them go. With a gloomy expression, he looked at these censors who had nothing to do and enjoyed impeaching Cheng Sanlang all day long.