Chapter 2456 The little son-in-law thought that since he did it, he would just do it
"What?!" Li Mingda exclaimed in disbelief and turned his head. "Brother Cheng San, where are you injured?"
I saw my husband's awkward yet polite smile, and explained a little shyly.
"Don't worry, not a hair is missing, and it didn't fly that far, at most it only flew three to five feet..."
Li Mingda subconsciously looked at Wu Meiniang, and then the two outstanding women, who knew who their husbands were, reacted instantly.
With my husband's big body capable of lifting a cauldron, even if my father-in-law beats my husband, it would be hard to say that he would be kicked away.
What's more, that frail old woman in her seventies actually slapped her husband away.
Regardless of whether it is a few feet or ten feet, this is not something that humans can do.
In all likelihood, the eldest princess of Tong'an probably failed to take advantage of her husband's slutty manipulations.
Li Mingda looked at her husband's embarrassed face with a complicated expression, and imagined in his mind that the trembling aunt had just raised her hand.
Depending on the husband's improper operation, there is a high chance that he will scream and then jump away all the way. I am afraid that the annoying aunt will be confused at that time.
After all, at home, Li Mingda once accidentally saw his father-in-law trying to kick his uncle Cheng Chumo. The strong and healthy uncle screamed exaggeratedly and then did some somersaults.
Fortunately, I and Sister Mei Niang hid themselves in time to avoid any embarrassment between them.
Thinking of this, Li Mingda quickly raised his hand to cover his mouth, and the whites of his bright eyes turned out playfully.
"..." Empress Changsun looked at her husband who was sneering in confusion, and then looked at Cheng Sanlang who was a little embarrassed.
Well, he is worthy of being the famous demon moth king in the Tang Dynasty. With his aunt's small body, he can't even defeat himself, but he can also slap Cheng Sanlang ten feet away and be seriously injured and dying?
Haha, there are no such awesome characters in the romance novels that describe myths, okay?
"Princess Tong'an's slap was at least this far away from your face. As a result, my dear son-in-law, you flew out. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.
I really thought that Princess Tong'an could lift the cauldron..."
As soon as he said this, Li Mingda, who was already a little out of control, couldn't help but make a sound like a chicken crowing, blushed, and squeezed to his mother's side.
Li Ke moved his neck vigorously, which caused the tendons in his neck to swell and take shape.
Cheng Chubi, who was slightly shy, stood up and argued with a pair of strange eyes.
"My father-in-law, my son-in-law, I'm not doing this to avoid conflicts, I can't defend and counterattack.
Besides, flying further away will avoid a second conflict. My son-in-law is already lying on the ground. If Princess Tong'an wants to bring her over and beat the imperial official, she will not want the dignity of her elders..."
"..." Empress Changsun glanced at her husband with a very strange expression, and then at this unattractive son-in-law.
Then he pulled his daughter Li Mingda's little hand and winked.
After finally controlling his emotions, Li Mingda couldn't wait to let brother Cheng San quickly tell him what happened. When he saw his mother's expression, he understood instantly.
Then, the mother and daughter moved slowly and lightly towards the inner room. After all, if the outer room failed, it would not be appropriate to laugh at the son-in-law or husband in front of them.
Wu Meiniang, whose eyelids jumped just now, knew exactly who her husband was.
He also moved his steps towards the palace door very wisely and stood firmly close to the palace door.
Only the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, who had a confused expression on his face, was left, as well as Li Ke and Zhao Kun, who were already prepared.
Of course, Cheng Sanlang, the demon moth king of the Tang Dynasty, was also indispensable.
Seeing that the place had been cleared, Li Shimin returned to normal. After all, he really had many questions that he wanted to clarify.
"Tell me, today you closed the yamen tightly and brought more than ten war drums to beat inside. Why?"
"My father-in-law must also know that His Majesty the Emperor gave my son-in-law a death order not to have a face-to-face conflict with that old, um, elder.
My son-in-law is not a troublemaker to begin with, but I thought about the possibility that the elder would come over and cause trouble."
"Whether she comes to the government office to cause trouble or not, does it have anything to do with you beating the Shilaozi war drum in the government office?"
"Haha, father-in-law, if you think about it, if she wants to come to your door to cause trouble, she must be able to communicate through language."
"My son-in-law closes the door, but if the old man refuses to leave and keeps shouting, the people who come and go will feel that it is my son-in-law's fault."
"So my son-in-law thought that if he did it, then he should do it to the extreme so that even if Princess Tong'an wanted to use words to provoke her, she would not have a chance to say it."
"..." Li Shimin looked at Cheng Sanlang with a dark look on his face, watching this boy proudly explaining his concept of avoiding war.
After taking a few deep breaths, Li Shimin, who controlled his emotions, glanced at his son Li Ke standing aside.
Li Ke quickly took out the folded notes from his arms and handed them over respectfully.
When Cheng Chubi saw these notes, his face turned dark and he turned to look at Li Ke.
Then I saw that this virtuous brother who often stood up to his brothers had an innocent expression on his face, and even tilted his mouth in the direction of his father, Li Shimin.
The meaning is very clear. It was not my younger brother who deliberately wanted to make a snitch. It was my biological father's order. There is no reason why my biological son should disobey it.
Cheng Chubi rolled his eyes angrily. At this time, he heard his father-in-law ask.
"What are these weird words and phrases about?"
"Like this, 'Everyday hygiene must be done well, and the Tang Dynasty will be taller than the sky.' Dear son-in-law, please explain it to me..."
"Ah, this..." Cheng Chubi blinked and suddenly felt a little stuck. He was writing quite happily at that time.
I only pursue rhyme, and as long as it is a good word, I will use words with positive energy. I really don’t pay attention to the connection between daily hygiene and laughing at the fact that the Tang Dynasty is taller than the sky.
"Ah what?" Li Shimin showed up the piece of paper with a half-smile.
"Why don't you quickly explain my doubts to me?"
"This..." Cheng Chubi raised his hand and scratched his chin, and an idea struck him.
"It means that if daily hygiene is done well, the cleanliness level of our Datang Dynasty will almost catch up with the fairyland in the sky."
"Pfft..." A certain prince who had no sense of shame accidentally farted with his mouth.
The Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin, had his eyelids twitching wildly. He looked at the serious Cheng Sanlang in front of him and couldn't help but uttered something for a long time.
"That's it? Don't you think it's too far-fetched?"
Cheng Chubi wiped his face and explained seriously.
"Father-in-law, son-in-law, this is also for rhyme, after all, these slogans.
It’s just to make it readable and catchy, so I don’t need to pay too much attention to such small flaws.”