Chapter 2457 How do you ask those historians to write about your husband's great achievements?
"Okay, then I ask you, 'Pay attention to your health just like you pay attention to your wealth.' What does this mean?"
In the room, Empress Changsun and her daughter, mother and daughter, were both quiet and silent, their ears froze, quietly listening to the conversations in the palace outside.
As Li Shimin asked and Cheng Sanlang answered, the ins and outs of the matter and Cheng Sanlang's various saucy operations finally appeared on the page.
Li Mingda had already started to gag with his sleeves, and his eyes turned into two crescent moon fountains.
Empress Changsun could no longer stay at the door. After all, she was an elder, so naturally she would not gag with her sleeves like her daughter.
I could only sit in front of the desk and copy a book, as if I was studying it seriously.
But her shoulders that shook from time to time also revealed that Empress Changsun, who always controlled her micro-expressions very well, was quite uneasy inside.
Even though Li Shimin had been prepared for it, he was coughing and wheezing from time to time, and his expression was very ferocious.
Li Ke could no longer control himself and jumped out on the ground. Wu Meiniang and the chief of the imperial guards also stood at the entrance of the palace early.
For so long, history has never recorded such a cool operation to resolve conflicts.
I just don’t know how the history books of the Tang Dynasty will write about my husband’s deeds in the future.
Thinking of this, Wu Meiniang couldn't help but feel worried as she rubbed her painful belly.
After all, no matter how serious a husband is doing, his methods will always appear so unexpected and even ridiculous.
Think about it, during the reign of Emperor Guangwu of the Eastern Han Dynasty, it was Princess Huyang's slaves who killed people. As a result, Dong Xuan, the commander of Luoyang, also punished the slaves of Princess Huyang and chopped them into pieces.
Moreover, he acted more cruelly than his husband, but he was still able to leave his name in history.
My husband also did similar things, but the question is, how do you ask the historians to write about it?
Write about your husband outsmarting the princess? Haha... Come on, which one of your husband's naughty tricks can be put on the table?
The sound of drums blocked the princess from scolding her, and banners were hung to annoy the princess. Later, in order to keep her promise to His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, she would not have a face-to-face conflict with the eldest princess.
Simply wear a pair of tinted glasses and a mask to physically isolate the possibility of face-to-face conflict.
After that, the eldest princess wanted to take action, but her husband relied on his excellent waist and abdominal core strength and leg strength to perfectly avoid the eldest princess's attack.
Moreover, he flew several feet away, dying, seriously injured and dying...
Wu Meiniang felt that even unofficial historians would not dare to joke like this. If these things were to be written into history books.
Then my husband, the most handsome son of the old Cheng family, the most talented Cheng Sanlang, who is both civil and military, will not become a laughing stock in the eyes of the readers of history books all over the world?
Wu Meiniang couldn't help but feel a headache, well...it looks like she has to have a good chat with her husband later on, and when doing serious things, can those operations be more serious...
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Li Shimin was sitting behind the desk with an old and calm face, and his daughter was sitting behind him with a smile.
Putting his hands on his father's shoulders, he rubbed his shoulders considerately and carefully.
Beside her, Empress Changsun looked emotionless and was copying a book, but from time to time her eyes would glance over.
I saw my husband hear his daughter whispering in his ear, and he couldn't help but smile softly in response.
When he looked at Cheng Sanlang in front of him, he controlled his expression and maintained the dignity of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty.
Seeing this scene, Empress Changsun curled her lips with disdain. Sure enough, the husband just couldn't get over the hurdle of his daughter.
"Dad, my daughter will go to pay her respects to grandpa when she gets back. She also wants to say something to grandpa so that he doesn't think that brother Cheng San is bullying others..."
"Well...how can this be called bullying?" Cheng Chubi muttered unhappily.
I don't need to rely on others' power at all. Well...I am not strict at all. At most, I can only be considered cunning and resourceful.
When Li Shimin saw Cheng Sanlang's appearance, he almost burst into laughter. He raised his hand and patted his daughter's little hand to comfort him.
"This little...your husband relies on my laws of the Tang Dynasty, not on any one person."
"Besides, dad has sent people to your grandfather to inform him. There will definitely be no problem."
"Dad, you are so awesome. You are so far-sighted. My daughter has not even thought about it, but Daddy has already done it."
"Dad is indeed one of the rare wise emperors in the world. If our Tang Dynasty has an emperor like dad, we will definitely be able to prosper far beyond the Sui Dynasty."
Such flattery and such nakedness are not concealed at all.
Cheng Chubi felt some goosebumps break out after hearing this, and Li Ke beside him also rubbed his skin and showed symptoms of discomfort.
If other people were so flattering, even if the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty was willing, he would definitely say a few words of hypocritical humility on the surface.
But the problem is that the person who said this was the apple of his eye. Not only did Li Shimin not think there was anything wrong, but he was very happy when he heard it.
"That's natural. Okay, okay, good girl, you go and stay with your mother for a while. Daddy has something to explain to your husband."
"Well, okay daddy, my daughter is resigning..."
Li Mingda first blinked narrowly at brother Cheng San, who was sitting opposite him as quietly as a chicken, and sent a look, and then he walked aside in a gentle and obedient manner.
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Li Shimin looked at Cheng Sanlang and was very sad. If you don't pay attention for a moment, this kid can give you a headache.
I was busy these past few days and didn't read the news from the embroiderer. As a result, so many unexpected things happened.
Fortunately, this boy acted with dignity and no one could find fault with him, and even though Princess Tong'an was murderous today, she rushed to the Luoyang government office with a guard of honor to find fault with this boy.
According to his own son Li Ke, the eldest princess of Tong'an has just arrived.
This boy got a dozen war drums and started beating them happily. The sound of the war drums didn't stop until he appeared.
And my aunt probably was stunned by the sound of the war drums, plus the banners and slogans that fell one after another.
It is also easy to attract everyone's attention, leading to confusion in thinking, and no chance to make any strong response.
For example, there is no such thing as sending people to smash up the government offices, or sending people to climb over the wall and attack the government offices.
Mainly because the drum sound was so violent that it shook the brain into chaos, making it difficult for him to think rationally about coping strategies.
In other words, the grievances between Cheng Sanlang and his aunt never even had a chance to spread.
This made Li Shimin dumbfounded, but he also had to admit that it was up to this kid to do what he wanted.
It's like a blind cat encountering a dead mouse, which saves me countless troubles.