Chapter 507 Li Tai's mentality was split right away. This was done by people
Chapter 507 Li Tai immediately broke down. Is this something humans do? (Please subscribe and vote)
Seeing his appearance as a third-level medical master, Li Tai couldn't help but show approval.
At least in terms of posture and demeanor alone, he is much better than the doctor who seems a little crooked.
After some scribbled greetings, Li Tai, who went by the pseudonym Mr. Wei, took off his outer clothes.
With the help of his servants, he quickly lay down on his side, and someone untied him and took off his clothes...
Zhang Jin came to the front and couldn't help but take a breath when he looked at the big butt with no visible eye.
This Mr. Wei is so fat that he cannot weigh more than 200 pounds, and his body has reached the point where he can't even see his buttocks.
Fortunately, the servants beside Li Tai were already very skilled, and they stepped forward with a tacit understanding and stretched out their strong hands.
After pulling together, the back garden of His Majesty the Fourth Son of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, His Royal Highness the learned King of Wei, was revealed.
Zhang Jin took the candlestick handed by the doctor on the side, stretched his neck, and looked at it carefully for a long time.
He also stretched out his washed hands to touch and press them, and then nodded like an experienced driver.
He moved the candlestick away, went to the basin and washed his hands, and then said sternly to Li Tai, who slowly sat up.
"Mr. Wei, please excuse Zhang's blunt statement. The hemorrhoids you suffer from are a type of internal hemorrhoids, called cherry hemorrhoids."
"???" Li Tai looked at the serious Doctor Zhang in confusion.
Cherry? Of course I have eaten that thing before, but my anus can actually grow hemorrhoids like cherries. What the hell does this mean?
Upon hearing the name of the disease, the faces of everyone present turned dark, and they all looked at the serious doctor Zhang Jinzhang.
For some reason, Li Tai vaguely felt that the confident tone and demeanor of Doctor Zhang when he spoke were very similar to a certain vulgar martial artist he particularly hated.
By the way, Cheng Laosan and Cheng Chubi from Duke Lu's Mansion also looked like this when they were chattering.
When he thought of Cheng Chubi, that vulgar martial artist, Li Tai's mood instantly became less beautiful.
Before Li Tai could speak, Eunuch Li, who was playing the role of butler next to him, raised his eyebrows and shouted in a high voice. "A secret disease is a secret disease, don't talk nonsense."
Zhang Jin was a little unhappy, but when he saw the glances from the doctors, he finally suppressed his anger and snorted lightly.
"This housekeeper, Zhang, is a doctor. Naturally, he has a theory. There are many types of hemorrhoids, including both external and internal hemorrhoids."
"In addition, hemorrhoids were divided into nine types according to their shapes in the past. However, after research by Zhang and my teacher, we found that nine types are not enough to fully describe their shapes, so they are divided into twenty-four types..."
"..." Li Taixing waited for a group of people from Prince Wei's family, all of whom had dark faces. I'm here to treat hemorrhoids, not to listen to your lectures, okay?
"This Dr. Zhang is indeed very knowledgeable, but I would like to ask Dr. Zhang, do you have any way to cure a certain hidden disease?"
"This Mr. Wei has got the point right." Zhang Jin smiled confidently, patted his thigh and said proudly.
"Today's doctors can only deal with the hidden disease of hemorrhoids by taking a sitz bath, applying medicine, and acupuncture..."
"Looking at Mr. Wei's illness, I am afraid that these methods can only treat the symptoms but not the root cause. Therefore, Zhang can use the technique of removing hemorrhoids to cure Mr. Wei's hidden illness."
"Oh? So, Doctor Zhang, do you have any idea?"
"That's natural." Zhang Jin nodded, thought for a moment, moved the treatment box next to him, and opened the top cover.
He took out a package inside. The doctor had looked at it yesterday and admired it again...
Li Tai walked closer with a suspicious look on his face, and when he saw Zhang Jin unfolded the package.
There were eighteen kinds of strange weapons displayed inside, each with different shapes, strange shapes, and shining cold light, which made people take a breath of cold air.
"What the hell are these?"
Not to mention Li Tai, the eyes of the waiters around him and Eunuch Li all turned green.
I always feel like there's something wrong with these small yet sharp-looking Qimen weapons.
"These are naturally sharp tools used for hemorrhoid removal. Mr. Wei must not know..."
Zhang Jin gently stroked these sharp blades for removing hemorrhoids that he and the late Master Wang of Luoyang developed with painstaking efforts.
"These hemorrhoid removal tools are the best treasures created by Zhang and my master after many years of hard work, diagnosis and treatment of hemorrhoids, and repeated trials..."
Looking at these strange weapons with strange shapes and frightening cold light, Li Tai, the king of Wei Dynasty in the Tang Dynasty, broke into a cold sweat on his face.
His gluteus maximus, gluteus medius, piriformis, obturator internus, quadratus femoris, anal sphincter, etc. all trembled involuntarily and then tightened one after another.
"You mean, Ben, you want to use these things to cure my master's hidden illness?!"
"Yes, sir, your hidden disease has not been cured for a long time. It is already very serious. If it is not removed in time, the impact may be even worse."
"As long as Zhang takes action, he will definitely be able to remove the hidden disease from the young master, so that the young master will no longer be troubled by this hidden disease."
Seeing Doctor Zhang talking confidently, Eunuch Li on the side picked up a strange-looking gadget.
"This, this is also used for surgery?"
"Yes, this is a soldering iron (Note 1), which is also used to stop bleeding during hemorrhoid removal..."
"!!!!!!" Everyone had black lines on their faces, and their postures were messy in the wind. They stared blankly at Zhang Jin, an anorectal expert from Tang Dynasty who looked calm.
"Soldering...soldering iron..." Li Tai's face turned from black to white, then from white to blue, and his lips were trembling.
"That's right, how can you stop bleeding without a soldering iron?" Zhang Jin said matter-of-factly.
"You, wait a minute..." Li Tai's figure was a little swaying, but fortunately, the servant next to him helped him in time, who was as heavy as a mountain and had a very noble status, His Highness the King of Wei of the Tang Dynasty.
"Let him go out, I have to take it slow..." Li Tai's legs began to feel weak, what a fucking iron...
When he thought that that thing could be used to poke people in the eyes, Li Tai immediately became heartbroken. Is this something that humans do?
Even though I heard that ancient dynasties with strict criminal laws had such things as cannon and iron, I have never heard of such extremely cruel criminal laws as poking one's eyes out with a red-hot iron.
Li Tai was a prince who was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He was a big shot who was pampered since childhood. How could he be willing to suffer the pain of the iron?
Zhang Jin and Doctor Wen could only salute Li Tai, exit the room, and wait outside.
The doctor said with regret. "Brother, you are too upright..."
Zhang Jin looked at the doctor and said with a serious expression. "Junior brother, you and I are both medical students. What is the most taboo thing is to avoid medical treatment."
"Besides, since I want to perform hemorrhoid removal on this young master, if I don't tell you in advance."
"If I suddenly pull out a red-hot soldering iron at that time, what do you think will happen to me, senior brother?"
"..."
Note 1: This is the information obtained by the author Qingliao after very serious research on the Erba Jing. He even saw the real thing. What is really special is the frightening ancient eye surgery.