Chapter 508: There is Cheng Chubi's medicine, and then cooperate with doctor Zhang's extraction
Chapter 508: There is a plan for Chubi’s medicine, combined with Dr. Zhang’s hemorrhoid removal technique (please subscribe and vote)
The doctor looked blankly at Senior Brother Zhang Jin, whose knowledge of anorectal diseases was far superior to his own.
A very touching picture suddenly appeared in his mind. He saw that his senior brother was in the process of treating His Highness King Wei.
Seeing the blood flying, he picked up a red-hot iron and stabbed His Highness the King of Wei in the buttocks.
His Royal Highness the King of Wei will definitely let out an earth-shattering inhuman scream that may resound throughout half of Chang'an City.
At that time, there will definitely be countless guards of the Wei Palace with swords coming out and chopping the senior brother into pulp.
As for myself, I am afraid that I will also be accused of assassinating accomplices and be tortured. Maybe I won’t have to wait until the autumn.
His Majesty the Emperor will issue an order when his beloved son's buttocks are seriously injured, and he will be dragged out of the Suzaku Gate. The big blade will click with a click, and blood will be spattered for five steps.
The doctor wiped the sweat from his forehead, then nodded and smiled bitterly. "It was my fault that I made a mistake. It should be like this, it should be like this..."
"Sigh, it's hard to learn medicine, but it's even harder to practice medicine..." Zhang Jin couldn't help but sighed with some regret.
Thinking of what I and Master Wang have experienced over the years, as well as the pain of not being understood by patients, it really makes people feel depressed.
But there is nothing we can do about it. After all, we don’t need a soldering iron, but what should we do if the butthole is bleeding? We can’t block the butthole.
There are many ways to block it from the outside, such as cork, beeswax seal, and even various sticks.
But there is a more serious problem: it is very simple to block it, but what if it is still bleeding inside?
Haha... You deserve to have the version of human blood sausage made by a descendant of the Tang Dynasty royal family.
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"I... I will never do this kind of hemorrhoid removal even if it hurts me to death."
Li Tai looked at the ceiling with a desperate look on his face and murmured in a low voice.
In his eyes, this can no longer be called treating illnesses and saving lives, this is simply a cruel criminal law.
Eunuch Li on the side looked at His Royal Highness the King of Wei who had grown up little by little and gained weight with his own eyes.
It was also because he felt extra entangled and uncomfortable in his heart. After thinking about it, Eunuch Li said in a low voice.
"Your Highness, if this hidden disease is not cured, there may be serious hidden dangers in the long run."
"Both the doctors who heard about it and the doctors who treated His Highness before said that if the disease is hidden for a long time, it may damage the root..."
Li Tai sighed softly. After sitting for a long time, his legs were finally no longer soft, but he was still very uncomfortable.
"But do you think that doctor Zhang's hemorrhoid removal technique is like something done by humans?"
"If the doctor hadn't said that he was also signed by the imperial physician, I would have almost thought that this person was a person from the Ministry of Punishment who specializes in torture."
Eunuch Li turned his eyes and suddenly thought of something. "Your Highness, in fact, there should be a doctor. He should be able to relieve the pain of His Highness' hidden illness?"
Li Tai's face turned dark and he immediately reacted. "You mean Cheng Chubi?"
"Exactly, I still remember that time I accompanied His Highness to the palace to see the empress. The empress once said about Cheng Sanlang's wonderful medical skills."
"After taking the medicine, people can sleep peacefully without any pain or itching. Even if Cheng Chubi had a disembowelment, he would not feel any pain..."
"If Cheng Chubi's medicine is available, combined with Dr. Zhang's hemorrhoid removal technique, I feel that His Highness' hidden illness can be cured and his body can be restored to health."
"..." Li Taixing couldn't help but feel a little excited when he heard the words physical recovery and health.
This hidden disease of hemorrhoids has been tormenting him for more than a year. He suffers from unbearable itching and pain, and from time to time a spurt of blood will wash away his sense of existence.
It really made it difficult for him to sit or sleep peacefully, especially when the disease was severe, he could hardly even walk safely.
However, such a disease is really shameful to talk about. As a learned and gentle man, Li Tai felt ashamed to have such a hidden disease.
However, many doctors were secretly called in, but they were unable to do anything about this disease.
Even Dr. Wen, a doctor with a good reputation in the treatment of Xia San Road diseases in Chang'an City, could only treat the symptoms but not the root cause.
"But now he has gone to Lishan Mountain with the prince. Besides, he is such a vulgar warrior and I have never dealt with him..."
Eunuch Li gritted his teeth, whispered into Li Tai's ear.
"Did His Highness forget that... Duke Zhao's hidden illness was cured by him, I heard."
"Zhao Guogong was also at odds with Cheng Sanlang, but he also followed His Majesty's order to diagnose and treat Zhao Guogong and cured Zhao Guogong's hidden illness."
"I heard that Duke Zhao's secret disease is constipation. Cheng Sanlang may have a way to treat this secret disease of hemorrhoids."
Li Tai couldn't help but his eyes lit up. Yes, his uncle asked Cheng Chubi to diagnose and treat her, and he also treated his mother.
If he really had that ability, I would not be troubled by this hidden disease and would be troubled.
"In that case, let Doctor Zhang step aside first. I...well, I have to find someone...to deal with Cheng Sanlang."
"I wonder who your Highness wants to invite?"
"Of course it's my third emperor brother, King Wu Li Ke." Li Tai thought about it, and the only one who could talk to him and have influence on Cheng Chubi was this third brother.
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After all, Li Tai really didn't want others to know about such a secret disease, not even his mother and father.
Even if he was looking for Third Brother, he would never tell the truth, but with Third Brother's righteousness and broad-minded nature, he would definitely do this favor for him.
As long as Cheng Chubi agrees, Li Tai will find a way to ask his father to allow Cheng Chubi to leave Lishan and return to Chang'an.
After all, I am also my father's favorite cub, so this small request will definitely not be a problem.
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After Eunuch Li discussed the solution with King Li Tai of Wei, he went out and handed a generous medical fee to Dr. Zhang. Of course, he also gave a reward to the doctor.
After asking about Doctor Zhang's whereabouts and address, he let the two of them leave. Of course, there would be people from the Wei Palace keeping an eye on them.
After all, it is a prince who wants to treat diseases, not ordinary people. Even if Zhang Jin's third generation cannot be found, his background must be found out.
Afterwards, Eunuch Li rode his horse in person and went straight to Prince Wu's residence.
King Wu Li Ke was currently in his study room with the door locked, copying a not-so-serious picture of a goddess taking a bath.
The origin of this not-so-serious picture of a goddess taking a bath, well... I'm afraid only Wu Wang Li Ke, a prodigal son of the royal family who loved collecting these things, would know.
Not only does he love collecting, but he is also always interested in learning and copying. Although he is still very young, his writing skills have become extremely mature after years of copying.
Just as His Highness King Wu was seriously studying the copying of works of art, there was a rush of footsteps outside the house.
"Your Highness, Eunuch Li is here to ask for an audience with your Highness..."