Chapter 575 Your Majesty and Third Cheng are actually talking about such an indecent chat
Chapter 575: His Majesty and Cheng Laosan are actually talking about such an inappropriate topic (please subscribe and vote)
Or maybe His Majesty the Emperor seems to have no control over his words after drinking, and likes to complain about His Majesty's embarrassing things when you were a child.
Or is it that during this period, His Highness the Crown Prince and the Crown Princess were either playing chess or playing chess, one played the flute and the other played the piano, and they liked to form serious musical ensembles to spread dog food in public?
Hmm... I'm afraid it's useless to say it. Maybe Uncle Li got angry out of shame and maybe wanted to kill me, an honest young gentleman.
Thinking of this, Cheng Chubi felt that he should just express some superficial but insignificant opinions to express his meaning.
"This mountain forest is really not big, and there are not many beehives. Now if my nephew wants to get some fried bee pupae, he has to go more than ten miles away to find them."
"..." Li Shimin turned his head with a dark expression and looked at Cheng Chubi who had a serious face.
I always feel that there is something wrong with this kid’s brain. Is this what you are expressing now?
Forget it, seeing as this kid gave up a big pot of peppercorn and tofu croaker, he could only make soup cakes by jumping back, so he didn't bother to argue with this kid.
"How is Chengqian's leg?"
"Uncle, don't worry, his bones are healing well and his nutrition has kept up during this period.
As long as he doesn't mess around and takes good care of his bones, he will be able to walk around in three and a half months at most."
After hearing this, Li Shimin nodded with satisfaction and continued to walk with his hands behind his back and his belly held out.
I saw an open space separated by a fence next to the house.
There were some sheep with round bellies, and Li Shimin couldn't help but feel happy.
"Well, those sheep over there look quite fat. Are they going to be used for cooking?"
Cheng Chubi glanced at the foodie majesty covertly and said with a serious expression.
"Your Majesty, that is not for eating, but for drinking."
"Drink...you mean, goat's milk?" Li Shimin quickly came to his senses.
However, Li Shimin remembered that whether it was the emperor or the maid of Guanyin, after the operation, Cheng Chubi's nutritional meal for the surgeon included eggs and milk.
"Exactly, these are the milk-producing ewes found by my nephew, specially for His Royal Highness the Crown Prince and His Majesty the Emperor to drink.
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince needs to grow his bones, and the Emperor is old. Elderly people's bones tend to become crispy and brittle. Drinking more milk can solve these problems."
Do those two guys need so many sheep? Of course not.
But the problem is that Cheng Chubi, a young man who is only seventeen years old but still growing freely, also needs to consume a lot of dairy products.
As a dedicated nutritionist for the Tang Dynasty Royal Family, while helping others.
I must take advantage of it, otherwise it will not be in line with the excellent quality of the old Cheng family's wild goose plucking.
Li Shimin glanced at Cheng Chubi curiously. He knew because there were elderly ministers in the court.
You can break your legs even on flat ground, but I never expected that drinking milk can have such an effect.
"You mean, older people, and those who are physically weak after illness, drinking more milk will be good for their health, right?"
Hearing Uncle Li's question, Cheng Chubi laughed confidently. At this time, no one knows milk better than me. No one, no matter what kind of milk it is...
Ahem, this is very serious dietary and nutritional knowledge, not some weird and weird knowledge. Everyone must pay attention to their ideological quality.
Before Cheng Chubi opened his mouth, he saw Uncle Li shaking his head and saying, "It is recorded in the Biography of Wang Ju in "Book of Wei": If you drink goat's milk often, you will look like a virgin..."
"???" Cheng Chubi, a certified clinical nutritionist, looked directly at His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, whose smile looked slightly ungrateful.
Your whole body is about to burst. You are so sexy as a virgin. Fortunately, you are still an elder and an emperor again.
He actually devotes himself to studying these crooked and unorthodox knowledge all day long. He is indeed the biological father of the unorthodox prince Li Ke. Both of them are very unorthodox.
Li Shimin shook his head and showed off his excellent knowledge reserve. After waiting for a long time, he could not wait for Cheng Sanlang's flattery.
As soon as I squinted my eyes, I saw the exaggerated expression of this kid. I couldn't help but feel bad and shouted with a black face.
"Cheng Laosan, what's your expression?!"
"No, no, no, my nephew is shocked that uncle, you actually have such an in-depth understanding of such unorthodox knowledge. My nephew is really impressed and impressed..."
Li Shimin looked at the spitting Cheng Laosan with an unhappy expression. He always felt that this kid was mocking him, but he couldn't find any evidence.
Cheng Chubi saw Li Shimin's expression and quickly continued to chatter and change the subject.
"Uncle may not know that the nutritional content of goat milk is closest to that of human milk."
"...How do you know that?" Li Shimin was stunned and couldn't help but asked curiously. There was something inexplicable in his eyes.
"!!!!" Cheng Chubi stared at Li Shimin dumbfounded, grinning widely, and was speechless for a long time.
Of course I know, but I only know it through medical research, okay?
Zhao Kun stood in the distance, always watching His Majesty and Cheng Chubi whispering furtively over there.
But for some reason, suddenly, the two people stood there in a weird posture, staring at each other, making Zhao Kun confused. What kind of trouble is this?
Zhao Kun, who was truly curious, couldn't help but quietly stepped forward and tried his best to hold up his ears.
At this time, I heard Cheng Chubi say, "Your Majesty, the reason why I know that human milk is similar to goat milk is based on a basis."
Then I saw the hero of the Tang Dynasty approaching Cheng Chubi with a face full of interest. "Oh? Please tell me..."
Such an answer made Zhao Kun take a breath and take a few steps back.
I never expected that His Majesty and Cheng Laosan would be talking about such an inappropriate topic.
At this moment, he heard the footsteps beside him. Zhao Kun's expression changed drastically, and he quickly turned around to stop Cheng Fa who was approaching.
"You should step back quickly and don't disturb His Majesty and your young master's conversation about confidential matters."
"Secret matter?" Cheng Fa couldn't help but glance over there. He was a little curious after his young master came to Lishan.
He was either thinking about cooking up various delicious foods or playing cards here all day long, but I never saw him doing anything serious.
How come His Majesty has confidential matters to discuss when he comes? This is really strange.
"Nonsense, step back." Zhao Kun couldn't help but glare at this curious young man.
As for any confidential matters, I won’t tell you even to death.
Otherwise, His Majesty may one day find a reason to lie down outside the Suzaku Gate, with a big knife in hand.
Facing Uncle Li's expression full of curiosity, Cheng Chubi felt that Uncle Li must have many unscrupulous thoughts in his mind.