Chapter 576 At least the old man rarely smokes his own dolls (
Chapter 576 At least I rarely whip my own doll... (please subscribe and vote)
Of course, Cheng Chubi couldn't say he tasted it himself... Absolutely not.
After all, I haven’t had sex since I was a baby, so I need to seriously clean myself up.
But at least he had read relevant nutrition introductions and processed the knowledge.
Uncle Li, who had an age gap of more than 1,400 years with him, could not understand and became angry, thinking that he was tricking him into pumping milk.
"…So, through the development of infants and various young animals, my nephew concluded that milk has excellent growth-promoting and health-care effects."
"The reason why it is goat's milk is because my nephew knew that someone had drank milk before, causing discomfort and vomiting and diarrhea."
"But people who drink goat milk have almost never heard of such behavior.
Previously, I tried to feed Uncle Qin, who had been suffering from old illnesses for many years and was too weak, with goat milk to enhance his nutrition.
Uncle Qin, you must have seen the subsequent effects. After recuperating for more than half a year, Uncle Qin can be said to have regained his old outlook."
After hearing these words, Li Shimin couldn't find any reason to refute except for nodding. After all, what this guy said was reasonable and well-founded.
"This proves that goat milk is very nutritious and does not cause physical discomfort, so my nephew came to such a conclusion."
After rambling for almost a stick of incense, Cheng Chubi finally figured out the reason why goat milk and human milk are similar with his sharp words.
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Li Shimin really looked at Cheng Chubi with admiration, who was wiping the foam from his mouth, and couldn't help but shake his head and sigh.
"Why do you guys study these weird things all day long? I never thought that you could make some sense."
Cheng Chubi wasn't happy to hear this. What's so weird about it? It's clearly because you have a problem with your own thinking, okay?
Li Shimin twisted his aching neck. He had not dared to communicate loudly just now, so he could only tilt his neck to listen to Cheng Sanlang's mumblings.
After all, this topic is not suitable for a high-level discussion, but I want to learn more about this aspect.
This knowledge point really made Li Shimin feel novel, especially since he didn't expect that little guy Cheng Laosan had an extraordinary mind.
As long as he is curious about something, he will research it. No wonder he can come up with many weird and imaginative things.
Thinking of this, Li Shimin cleared his throat, restored the elegance and demeanor of his elders, and said calmly with his overstuffed beer belly and long beard.
"Um...I overheard that your Cheng family's manor produced new paper. It is said that the quality of the paper is quite good."
"???" Cheng Chubi was stunned for a moment, then quickly came to his senses.
Damn the bad prince, he likes Wu Wang Li Ke who specializes in unorthodox arts with the pretty girl from Goulan Pavilion all day long. I know that guy is definitely not a good guy.
Li Shimin, who was looking at the fat sheep, spoke slowly, as if he could see in all directions and hear in all directions.
"You don't have to complain about Ke'er. After all, he is my baby. If I want to know what that kid is doing, I will naturally know."
Having said this, Li Shimin glanced around, and Zhao Kun stepped aside very wisely.
At least the trio of two disciples, one senior and one junior, who were still busy eating, were still collecting dishes and washing pots and pans.
"As for nephew Chu Bi, I am very pleased that you can do so many things for Cheng Qian..."
"Chengqian is lucky to have a close friend like you."
Li Shimin turned his head and looked at Cheng Chubi, whose eyes were moving furtively, and couldn't help but laugh.
"Okay, don't worry. Chengqian is my eldest son. If he is good, I will only be happy. How can I not be happy?"
Cheng Chubi felt slightly relieved and quickly offered the flattery.
"My uncle is truly a loving father. In this regard, he is truly a role model for the world and should be followed by parents all over the world."
Hearing these words, Li Shimin glanced at Cheng Chubi, thinking of his biological father who had an extremely evil reputation and was very ostentatious in the entire Chang'an elite circle.
A sense of superiority suddenly rises, and he is reserved and authentic.
"That's natural. I'm much better than some people. At least I rarely slap my own baby."
"???" Cheng Chubi looked at the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty who had shaved off his beard, put on women's clothes, carried a basket of cantaloupes, and changed his surname to Wang with a dark look on his face.
Gods are so much better than other people. Emperor, boss, can you just be a human being?
You rarely do it, which means you have done it. No wonder Li Ke always couldn't help but touch the back of his buttocks with a horrified expression when he mentioned your loving father.
"Why, do you think I made a mistake?" Li Shimin couldn't help but raise his eyebrows and looked towards Cheng Chubi.
Facing the power, facing the decisive and decisive Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Cheng *Wangtoucao* Chubi nodded.
"What my uncle said, my nephew really felt it..."
Cheng Chubi met Li Shimin's gaze, his expression became quite heavy, and his eyes were filled with memories.
I mourn in my heart for my two elder brothers and three younger brothers who often suffer from flesh and blood.
We must also mourn for Li Ke, His Royal Highness the King of Wu, who was often screeched by his own father.
It would be better for a good kid like me who is honest, willing to work, conscientious in doing things, and obedient and filial when facing her parents.
Both parents love her so much that they just wear the little red flower on her chest.
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"By the way, nephew, you have mentioned to me before that you have the idea of setting up a new department in our Imperial Medical Office of the Tang Dynasty..."
Hearing this, Cheng Chubi couldn't help but look at Li Shimin expectantly, waiting for the elder who was thinking and speaking to continue.
"Do you know why I can't agree directly?"
"My nephew understands that after all, my nephew's medical skills are different and are not understood by the world. I am afraid that at that time, even if His Majesty agrees, I am afraid that the civil and military officials in the court will object."
After hearing Cheng Chubi's words, Li Shimin nodded with satisfaction. Cheng Sanlang was not without any brains, he knew that the problem had been considered very clearly.
"Yes, this is exactly the truth. Speaking of which, if it hadn't been for this time, you would have sent those four disciples to the army.
I have saved the lives of countless heroes of the Tang Dynasty and made great contributions. I will not come and say these words to you now."
Speaking of this, Li Shimin couldn't help but recall that day when he saw the Xue brothers unbuttoning their clothes and revealing those hideous scars.
As for the unlucky Xue Wanche, there were two penetrating wounds on his body, and the blood was almost drained.
Cheng Chubi's two disciples were definitely not as good as Cheng Chubi in terms of medical skills, but they were still able to bring the Xue brothers back from hell.
If Li Shimin didn't take this kind of ability seriously, he would be in vain as the British leader who created the Zhenguan era of the Tang Dynasty.