Chapter 814 Do you want to talk about serious things or not
Chapter 814 Do you want to talk about serious things or not? (Please subscribe and vote)
Li Ke looked at the button in his hand. In his dream, he looked confused. Could Brother Chu Bi want to steal a woman from him?
Then he heard another cry, finally waking Li Ke up from his dream.
Cheng Chubi stood outside the door with great energy. In front of him, the father-in-law in charge looked at the notorious Cheng Taichang with a dark look on his face.
Cheng Chubi had already heard the sound of getting up from inside the house, and he cheered towards the father-in-law in charge.
"What are you looking at? You knocked on the door so softly, someone who didn't know would have thought you were going to give this door a massage."
"Brother Chu Bi, can't you let me have a good night's sleep?" Li Ke opened the door and walked out, looking at Cheng Chubi with a very resentful expression.
Cheng Chubi rolled his eyes unhappily and said angrily.
"My dear brother, it's already past noon. If you think it's still early, why don't you wait until three quarters today to visit me again?"
"..." Li Ke just laughed. It's three o'clock in the morning. If you come in the middle of the night, that's not a visit. That's harassment, right?
Li Ke invited Cheng Chubi into the house. After a short while, the pretty lady brought tea.
After taking a sip of tea soup, Li Ke finally regained some energy and looked at Cheng Chubi and asked.
"Brother, why are you here looking for me?"
Cheng Chubi said to Li Ke with a serious expression.
"Of course it's for a very serious matter. Dear brother, did you go to the building during this time?"
"???" Li Ke looked at Brother Chu Bi's face that was so serious that it made people feel numb.
What a serious thing God is doing. First of all, your question is very serious.
Li Ke laughed angrily, picked up a piece of pastry and stuffed it into his mouth, saying unwillingly.
"Brother Chu Bi, do you want to talk about something serious or something informal?"
"Of course it's serious business."
"Then don't you think there was something wrong with the question you just asked?"
"Haha... That's because your thoughts, dear brother, are too irregular, and that's why you think about serious things so irregularly."
"First of all, what I want to tell you is that this matter involves Ning Jiuniang and Deng Dalang."
"Deng Dalang often goes there too?" Li Ke couldn't help but take a breath of cold air.
"..." Cheng Chubi looked at Li Ke blankly, shaking his head frequently, and couldn't help but say after a long time.
"Brother Xian, can you be more serious? This matter will also affect the lifelong happiness of your eldest brother and your sister-in-law in the future."
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Li Ke finally cheered up and listened carefully to Cheng Chubi's explanation of why women cannot become pregnant within two years after a caesarean section.
But considering that it is impossible for a husband and wife to stay together like brothers of the opposite sex for two years, sleeping in the same bed and doing nothing.
From this, Brother Chu Bi thought of a good way, which was contraception.
At this point, Li Ke was scratching his head. "Brother Chu Bi, I'm not married yet. Why are you here to find me?"
"Brother, please don't underestimate yourself." Cheng Chubi looked at Li Ke with the face of a kind elder and said sincerely.
"You are not married, but you are worse than those who are married. I don't need to give you a detailed analysis of this, right?"
"..." Li Ke heard this ironic remark and wanted to explain, but he was faced with his brother who had cut off chicken heads and burned yellow paper with him for many years.
We all know each other's basics, even if we talk like a lotus flower, it's of no use.
Seeing Li Ke's extremely resentful face, Cheng Chubi chuckled and took out a wooden box from his arms.
After opening the wooden box, seven sheep intestine products of different sizes were revealed inside.
Li Ke copied it with a confused look on his face, looked at the translucent sheep intestine product, and then saw that the top of the sheep intestine product was tied with a knot.
Only one end is open, and the open end is actually tied with a red silk rope.
Li Ke glanced at Brother Chu Bi who was smiling very slyly in front of him. He put it under his nose and smelled it, then made two more gestures before asking.
"Could it be possible to prevent pregnancy by hanging this thing around your waist?"
"No, no, no, this condom is not meant to be hung around the waist. You...you wait first.
That young lady just now, please come over here and could you please bring me a cucumber."
"???" Li Ke had a dark look on his face, and the young lady looked confused. They all looked at the brave and upright Cheng Sanlang.
Cheng Chubi rolled his eyes unhappily. What I want to do is serious business, do you know?
"Look at what I've done. Is it possible that I can't find even a single cucumber in the palace of Prince Wu?"
"Brother Chu Bi, ah... go and get two cucumbers. I think I want to eat something to clear my mouth."
"Then three." Cheng Chubi, who never lags behind others when it comes to eating, quickly reminded the young lady.
"By the way, don't cut it, just make it whole. If you cut it, it will be useless."
The pretty young lady curled her lips secretly, nodded and walked away quickly. She was least happy to see such a shameless Cheng Sanlang come to visit the mansion.
After a short while, the young lady brought a plate with three cucumbers of different lengths and diameters.
Cheng Chubi chuckled at Li Ke. "Brother Xian, take a look... take this set, put it on top, and then tie this belt together, like this."
"Well, if you understand, just imagine what this cucumber looks like..."
"!!!" Li Ke's face turned sky blue and he stared blankly at this thing.
Imagining the scene of my good brother still wearing a red ribbon fluttering in the wind, my whole body burst into tears.
He jumped up angrily and pointed at Cheng Chubi.
"Brother Chu Bi, can you be more serious? Is this something humans do?"
"My dear brother, calm down, calm down... I'm just tying a cucumber, look at how anxious you are."
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Outside the house, several maids and ladies with beautiful features were frequently looking into the house.
They saw it, and saw their handsome and handsome His Highness, whose eyes emitted electricity when he smiled, making people feel numb all over.
At this moment, he was shaking his head frequently with a look of disgust on his face, and even turned around as if he didn't want to deal with a certain big brother.
I also saw that tall and burly man, if his face was full of beard, he might be almost the same as Cheng Sanlang, the infamous General Cheng.
At the moment, he was gnawing a cucumber in one hand, and in the other hand was a cucumber with some strange, semi-elegant appearance that was frequently dangling in front of His Highness.
"Why is this guy so annoying? His Highness obviously doesn't want to pay attention to him, but he is still there eating and taking things."
"Look, he is so close to His Highness. It's almost... as if he wants to molest His Highness. We have never been so close to His Highness."
"It's just like a prostitute teasing a good girl."