Chapter 815: Dozens of mere tens of thousands, I just want to bribe the dignified prince
Chapter 815 Just a few dozen dollars, you want to bribe a dignified prince to do that? (Please subscribe and vote)
"It's really too much. Oh, look, Your Highness, Your Highness is actually nodding. Is he forcing His Highness to do something shameful?"
"It's so scary..." Miss Gossip screamed with excitement, her eyes shining brightly.
The father-in-law in charge looked at these palace maids with a dark look on his face and couldn't help but glare.
"Keep your voice down, you may disturb His Highness. You cannot afford to suffer the consequences."
The three pretty young ladies stuck out their tongues, covered their mouths and moved aside.
The father-in-law in charge shook his head helplessly. After all, His Highness King Wu was too kind to his servants.
Especially for these maids, they almost never showed any shame, which is why these little girls one after another kicked their noses in the face.
However, this is His Highness's private matter. What can I do if I am just a steward?
"Come here, call Li De and Li Zhong over." Li Ke's instructions came from inside. The father-in-law in charge trembled and agreed, then hurried away.
Cheng Chubi looked at Li Ke with regret and tried to continue to persuade.
"Brother Xian, are you really not willing to try this kind of job yourself? You know, I'm giving you a bonus."
"You want to bribe a dignified prince to do that with just a few dozen coins? Haha...
If you have the ability, Brother Chu Bi, if you offer me a thousand guan, then I will risk my life, but I am willing to give it a try... I said, Brother Chu Bi, what are you doing with your back to me?"
"I don't want to see you being so shameless and treating your money as your life, okay?"
"..."
In a short time, Li De and Li Zhong came here quickly, entered the house, and respectfully greeted His Highness and Cheng Sanlang.
Li Ke looked at the two of them, hesitated for a long time, and finally sighed. "Brother Chu Bi, I think it's better for you to explain."
Cheng Chubi glared at this guy. When it was helpful, he could just stick to him and call him dad. But it was useless. He wished he could just collapse there and become a puddle of mud.
"You two, there is something that I have discussed with your Highnesses. I need your help..."
Cheng Chubi wanted to break up, but he was worried about the two men's ability to understand, so he decided not to say anything yet.
Li De and Li Zhong saw His Highness King Wu's approval attitude, saluted Cheng Sanlang, held their heads high and said.
"I also ask Cheng Taichang to give you your orders, and we will do our best."
"You don't have to do your best. It's better to take things easy for that kind of thing. Come and sit down first, and I'll explain it to you two."
"This important task of yours is not only related to the future of a young couple, it will even be related to the future of countless couples in the Tang Dynasty in the future..."
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Cheng Chubi spitted and pointed at the condom-wearing cucumber in his hand, mumbling seriously for a long time.
Li De and Li Zhong were confused at the beginning, shocked in the middle, and finally turned into the color of pig liver.
Although Li Ke couldn't bear to see these two super confidants who often secretly protected him in and out of Goulan Pavilion.
But considering that if he really couldn't bear it, Brother Chu Bi would really have the heart to push him into the fire pit, so Li Ke could only say with a straight face.
"You two, the reason why I'm looking for you two is because you two are not married, and you happen to have no taboo about going to the palace."
"So, Cheng Taichang hopes that you can help. After trying it out, tell Cheng Taichang your experience of using it, so that he can collect information and improve this thing."
"Well, you don't have to tell me how you feel about using it. You just need to fill out these forms in detail when the time comes."
Cheng Chubi pulled out several folded forms from under the wooden box and handed them to the two Taoists.
Then, he divided the condoms in the wooden box equally between the two of them, and Cheng Chubi kindly reassured them.
"Although I don't know your sizes, I guess your size shouldn't be larger than this thing, right?"
Looking at the cucumber, which was about a foot long, the two of them had black lines on their faces. They always felt that the fat and strong Cheng family member in front of them was looking down on them.
Forget it, after all, showing off the guy is really no match.
"This, this... Your Highness, can you let someone else do this? I think..."
Li De looked at the gadget in his hand, and then glanced at the cucumber next to him wearing a condom with a flying red ribbon, and felt bad all over.
"What do you think? This important task is related to Cheng Taichang's medical research. You are not allowed to refuse."
After thinking about it, Li Ke, who was so poor that he wanted to pawn all the few pieces of crotch cloth he had, gritted his teeth.
"I will cover all your expenses, but you are not allowed to find anything too expensive. Do you understand?"
"As for courtesans and the like, I won't wipe your butts for you."
Cheng Chubi smiled at the side and reached into his arms, then took out two heavy and silver treasures.
Instantly attracting the attention of the three surnamed Lis, Cheng Chubi pushed the two silver ingots to Li De and Li Zhong respectively and said.
"Here are 20 guan. Each of you has 10 guan. When you hand in the form, I will pay you two another 20 guan each."
"However, if you didn't follow my instructions and just filled it out randomly, then don't blame Mr. Cheng for not warning you in advance..."
"Cheng Taichang, we are not that kind of people. Please rest assured, Your Highness and Cheng Taichang, we will definitely complete this task."
Li De looked at the expression, the condom with the red ribbon, and heard His Highness's order, as well as the silver ingots placed in front of him.
I knew in my heart that it was impossible to refuse, so I had no choice but to bite the bullet and accept it.
The two of them secretly hid the form and the condom in their arms, exchanging a silent look.
Li Zhong touched the place where the thing was hidden in his arms with pain in his face, and muttered in a low voice unhappily.
"Boss, what can we do about this? Are we brothers really going to try that thing out?"
"Stop blabbering, what if we don't give it a try? Your Highness and Cheng Taichang are not easy to fool.
We took Cheng Taichang's money and couldn't get anything done, do you think we two can get something good out of it?"
Li De continued to stride forward with a sigh on his face.
Li Zhong scratched his scalp and quickly chased Li Dedao. "But if we go to those places, will the little lady be happy?"
Li De glared at Li Zhong impatiently.
"Don't you kid, stop nagging me. We are just checking the condoms on our brothers. What's the point? I heard that some guests received by Goulan Pavilion..."
Hearing the whisper of this big brother who was seven or eight years older than him, Li Zhong couldn't help but take a breath of cold air and the corners of his eyes stood up.
"There are actually such strange people in the world?"
"Haha, what's this? Brother, let me tell you, it's because you have never seen the world. The world is so big, there are all kinds of wonders..."
Seeing his eldest brother Li De express such emotion, Li Zhong wiped the cold sweat from his face and suddenly felt that tying a red ribbon on his little brother was nothing.
That night, Li De and Li Zhong, with their feet a little shaky and their waists a little weak, left a Goulan together with unfinished expressions on their faces.
After returning to Prince Wu's residence, the two of them did not bother to rest. They began to take up their pens seriously and carefully began to fill in the form left for them by Cheng Chubi.
The above questions are very rigorous. The two palace guards who had just returned from an irregular trip filled in the form with their feelings about using it.