Chapter 979 Uncle, your ass is dirty, little nephew to help you pat
Chapter 979 Uncle, your butt is dirty, my nephew will help you pat it... (please subscribe and vote)
Chai Shao, the Zuowei general, led five hundred elite cavalry with a livid face and crossed the wooden bridge as quickly as possible.
After that, the well-trained elite left-guard cavalry instantly split into two long lines from left to right, and then began to advance rapidly forward.
He was just waiting for Chai Shao, who was wearing armor, to rush to a place less than a hundred steps away from the dense forest.
General Chai breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Li Shimin, Qin Qiong, and Yuchi Gong walking out of the dense forest.
Feeling the excessive beating of his heart, Chai Shao quickly pulled it out from his waist and took out a small porcelain bottle.
He stuffed the quick-acting Jiuxin Pill under his tongue, then jumped off the horse and hurried over here.
"I see your Majesty. I was inspecting the surrounding area just now, and I just learned that something happened here. Your Majesty is safe."
"I have nothing to do, Chai Qing please come up quickly..." Li Shimin took two steps forward with a smile and helped the prostrated General Chai up.
"I didn't expect General Chai to be here too..." Li Ke couldn't help but muttered in a low voice.
At this moment, I suddenly felt my arm being hit several times and heard Brother Chu Bi's voice.
"Brother, look, look at your father's butt."
"Dragon...Dragon cock..." Several juniors followed the direction of Cheng Chubi's fingers with strange expressions.
They all saw a stain on His Majesty the Tang Emperor's buttocks.
"What's going on? Did your dad just fall down?" Cheng Chubi murmured curiously.
However, when he saw Li Shimin starting to look at him again, Cheng Chubi stopped talking nonsense and jumped forward.
Cheng Chubi immediately put on an eager and flattering smile, after all, he would have to undergo another test later.
"Uncle, your butt is dirty. My nephew, please pat it for you..."
"Hiss!..." Cheng Chubi slapped Li Shimin's lapel with his big palm, but his fingers swept across Li Shimin's buttocks.
His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, who had just suffered a heavy blow from being imprisoned, suddenly took a breath of cold air. If it weren't for the good intentions of this boy, Li Shimin would have really wanted to kick the culprit in the face.
"Okay, you kid... quickly take out your firecrackers and show me."
Cheng Chubi could only agree. He came to his beloved horse and took out two explosive-grade firecrackers made from square bamboo from the horse's neck.
"Hey, isn't this the square bamboo that only exists in your Majesty's palace?" Chai Shao on the side couldn't help but muttered.
In an instant, Li Shimin's eyes suddenly bulged, and he looked straight at the firecracker that had been cut into two or three inches in length, with a string stuffed at one end.
Then, Li Shimin, who was obviously out of breath, raised his head, with a knife-like gaze that made Cheng Chubi feel his face burning with pain.
At this moment, Cheng Sanlang felt that he was on the verge of death and completed the eighth set of radio gymnastics.
Don't panic, be sure to calm down, Cheng Sanlang, you will definitely survive.
You are the wise man of the old Cheng family. Use your brain, think about it carefully, and think of a way to survive this desperate situation.
"Uncle Chai, don't talk nonsense. My nephew, I picked this up. I have never stolen the square bamboo from the palace."
Li Shimin took a deep breath. Calm down, must calm down, come down, and maintain the majesty of the wise and mighty Emperor of the Tang Dynasty.
I can't act like a minister or junior, and use a big stick to chase this bastard from running around in the mountains and fields.
Besides, my tailbone is still hurting from the moment I fell off the horse. I can still walk, but I can’t even think about running.
Think of a way to deal with this little bastard later, there is always a way.
After thinking about this, Li Shimin showed a malicious smile towards Cheng Chubi and lowered his head.
The square bamboo firecracker in my hand looks like an ordinary object no matter how you look at it.
He really couldn't understand how this thing could make such an earth-shattering noise, and how it could blow up a wild boar's head into that weird shape.
"With just this little thing, can that wild boar's head be blown up like that?"
Seeing that Li Shimin did not pursue his fault, but continued to focus on the firecrackers in his hands out of curiosity.
Cheng Chubi secretly breathed a sigh of relief and quickly explained in a flattering manner.
"Uncle, there is gunpowder here..."
After all, Chai Shao, General Chai Shao, was a noble person in the previous dynasty and knew a lot about this kind of gossip.
"Gunpowder... is something that is rumored to be used by alchemists to transform people into immortals?"
Hearing this, Cheng Chubi couldn't help but feel happy.
"Uncle Chai, this thing was indeed created by the alchemist.
It’s impossible to transform someone into an immortal, but it’s quite possible to tear someone into pieces.”
Chai Shao always felt that this boy was laughing at him, so he couldn't help but glared fiercely at Cheng Sanlang, who couldn't speak.
"That's it?"
"Just rely on this thing to blow up that wild boar into that horrible shape..." Yuchi Gong also shook his head in disbelief.
Cheng Chubi was unhappy when he saw two people doubting his destructive power.
Although I want to keep a low profile, you can't always deny my chemistry talent.
"Uncles, if you don't believe it, I can demonstrate it to you on the spot."
At this moment, Li Shimin, who was talking to Qin Qiong about something unknown, called Chai Shao over and muttered a few words.
Li Shimin then turned his face and looked at Cheng Chubi with a pleasant expression.
"Let the soldiers retreat further. My dear nephew, you can try again. I want to see the power of this thing..."
Cheng Chubi nodded without hesitation, asked for another Huozhezi, walked back to the forest, and looked at a large tree as thick as a bowl.
Then he cut a gap with a few horizontal strokes, and then stuck a firecracker of explosive level firmly in the gap.
"Everyone, please step back. This thing will explode and hurt people easily..." Cheng Chubi roared after igniting the fire.
Then he lit the fuse, threw away the fuse, hugged his ears and ran back.
Seeing his appearance, Li Shimin was happy and pointed at Cheng Chubi before he could say anything.
I felt my eyes light up, and a ball of orange-red, almost white flame appeared out of thin air.
Then there was an earth-shattering thunder blast in my ears...
Li Shimin opened his mouth, and the only sound left in his ears was a sound similar to the buzzing of flies.
The three famous generals of the Tang Dynasty on the side also looked ahead blankly. The tree as thick as a bowl was almost blown up in half at this moment.
At this moment, the towering tree crown is slowly tilting and then falling.
One or two of the originally calm horses around them were like crazy, running wildly into the distance, as if they felt that this was a hell that wanted their fragile lives.