Chapter 981 I said that Mr. Mao, you should accumulate some virtue with that mouth (please)
Chapter 981 I say Mr. Mao, you should be more virtuous when you open your mouth... (please subscribe and vote)
Li Shimin then shouted at Cheng Chubi.
"Cheng Sanlang, you and I go back to the palace, and Keer, you come with us..."
"You guys, hurry back and don't stay here too long."
His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty has personally issued an order. What can the younger generation say? They can only say yes obediently and respectfully.
A group of young people who were so frightened by the wild boar king with a broken head that they lost several kilograms of fat,
They all got together with Cheng Chumo and lowered their heads facing the huge wild boar.
Of course, they would not mourn the untimely death of the Wild Boar King. Instead, they were observing their followers struggling to dismember the too-heavy wild boar.
Cheng Chubi couldn't help but feel happy when he saw the two silly boys Li Qi and Fang Jun still standing aside.
"What are you two doing in a daze? Go quickly. Go find those brothers and say hello to them. Our old Cheng's family is having a banquet tonight."
"Okay, little brother, I will inform Yuchi Baolin and Bao Qing." Li Qi wiped the corner of his mouth and agreed loudly.
Fang Jun was responsible for greeting brothers Li Zhen and Li Siwen.
Cheng Chu thought for a while, then stopped the two brothers and asked them to go to General Chai's house, Liu Hongji's old Liu's house, and General Xue Er's and Xue San's houses to say hello.
Watching Li Qi and Fang Jun agree loudly, they galloped away on horseback.
Cheng Chumo then shook his head and sighed, "Come on, who makes me the eldest brother?"
If we don’t worry about these things, why should we let the solid-eyed second child and the inconspicuous third child worry about it?
Having said that, Third Brother was a monster all the way, but in the end he actually did great things that benefited the country and the people.
If this firecracker is used in the military, it will definitely be a good weapon.
After thinking about this, Cheng Chumo urged the fat and strong Cheng family to pack up quickly and put the pigs that had been cut up on the back of the horse.
And he himself left one step ahead of schedule, not to do anything improper, of course, but to find his biological father, Cheng Yaojin.
The third brother's matter caused quite a stir. If he didn't even say hello to his biological father, he would definitely get a physical and mental torture if he turned around.
When Cheng Chubi and Li Ke followed His Majesty the Tang Emperor toward the West Neiyuan, Li Ke also noticed that his father's riding posture was a bit awkward.
It seems that the butt is not willing to touch the saddle. Could it be that my father really suffered some kind of attack just now?
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Finally, when we arrived at the West Neiyuan, we saw Li Jing, the military god of the Tang Dynasty, and Li Ji, the Minister of War, arriving hand in hand.
Li Ji and Li Jing bowed to His Majesty and glanced at this obviously strange team.
There were three generals with excited and complicated expressions, and two young men squatting behind with furtive expressions.
After Li Shimin helped the two men up, he picked up the square bamboo firecracker he had received from Cheng Chubi and muttered for a while.
Then he pointed towards Cheng Chubi and continued muttering for a long time.
Hearing this, Li Ji and Li Jing, two famous wise generals of the Tang Dynasty, gasped frequently with expressions of disbelief on their faces.
If the person who made such exaggerated remarks here was not His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, but Cheng Sanlang, they would definitely think that the little brat was bragging.
But even though His Majesty's golden words are true, they are still dubious.
After all, with such a small stick, it would only cause pain when hitting anyone, but this thing can take off half of the head of a two to three hundred kilogram wild boar?
It even blew up a big tree as big as a bowl...
Li Jing rubbed his eyebrows and said after considering.
"Your Majesty, I really can't imagine that this thing has such power. Wouldn't it be more powerful than the thunder in the world?"
"Your Majesty, if you don't let that kid try it again, I and Wei Guo will open their eyes publicly. Otherwise, I will really find it hard to believe it."
After hearing the suggestions of these two important military officials of the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin could only nod his head.
I just saw the giant wild boar with most of its head ripped off.
I also saw the power of this thing's explosion with my own eyes before I could be sure.
"In that case, let that boy demonstrate it to you again."
Cheng Chubi was summoned again and after hearing the instructions from His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, he could only set off firecrackers again.
Cheng Chubi grabbed the firecrackers and began to think about what to blow up. After all, he was an expert at playing with firecrackers.
If I don't blow up something, I always feel sorry for such a good treasure, especially the cannon. If I don't fill in those classic places, I always feel sorry for it.
Suddenly, Cheng Chubi saw the incompetent Li Ke's horse raise its tail, and saw horse dung falling continuously on the snow.
Seeing this scene, Cheng Chubi's eyes suddenly lit up. Although this thing is not as good as cow dung, it can still be regarded as a substitute for cow dung.
"Cheng Sanlang, what are you doing in a daze?"
Li Shimin saw Cheng Chubi looking at something with shining eyes. He always felt that there was something wrong with this kid, so he quickly shouted.
Stimulated by Li Shimin's voice, Cheng Chubi suddenly woke up and wondered if he could stuff this thing into the pile of horse manure.
After a while, I was afraid that I would not be able to escape the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty who smelled of shit and five famous generals of the Tang Dynasty who also smelled of shit.
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"Uncle, don't worry, my nephew thinks that since we want to test the power of this thing, we have to find something suitable..."
Although this statement makes sense, I saw this boy starting to look around at the rare ancient trees in the West Inner Garden.
Li Shimin's face quickly darkened. "Don't mess with these trees."
"Chengchengcheng, if you don't want to blow up trees, then my nephew can blow up rocks."
In the end, Cheng Chubi finally found his target, which was a stone lying crooked in the snow. It must have weighed several dozen kilograms.
Cheng Chubi jumped over, lifted up the stone first, stuffed the firecrackers under the stone, and started to light the firecrackers.
Li Ji over there was subconsciously trying to step forward to see clearly what that kid Cheng Chubi was up to.
Li Shimin stretched out his hand to stop him.
"You'd better move back a little further with me. The sound of this thing is like summer thunder exploding in your ears."
"Oh? I really need to learn from him..." Li Ji laughed, but still took a step back and stood still.
Standing side by side with Li Jing, the number one general of the Tang Dynasty who was also battle-hardened.
Cheng Chubi lit the fuse again, threw down the fuse and ran away without hesitation...
Seeing this scene, Li Ji, a bad elder who loved teasing his juniors the most, couldn't help but feel happy.
"Why is this kid so sneaky and sneaky whenever he does things, like a thief?"
"I say Mr. Mao, you should be more virtuous when you open your mouth..." Li Ji shook his head helplessly.
This guy is a bit arrogant, but Li Ji is also very good at using troops.
He can be regarded as one of the few generals in the Tang Dynasty who could let Li Jinggao take a look.