Just look at the helpless expressions of Changsun Wuji and Li Chengqian.
This guy first went to Li Chengqian to fool around.
Tell Li Chengqian that Sun Wuji, the eldest son, has agreed to let him join the Chengdong project.
Therefore, Li Chengqian did not reject him.
Then this guy went to Changsun Wuji to cheat.
After deceiving and deceiving, Li Chengqian was tricked again.
"This old guy, this wave of empty-handed white wolves, is really amazing at playing..."
Li Chengqian and Changsun Wuji are both on the verge of crying but have no tears left.
Of these two people, one is the smartest person in the Tang Dynasty, and the other is second only to the smartest person in the Tang Dynasty.
In the end, they were all beaten by Cheng Yaojin.
Sure enough, in this world, we are not afraid of people being smart, but we are afraid of being shameless...
"This old guy is so shameless..."
Changsun Wuji gritted his teeth with hatred: "No, I won't let this guy cause trouble no matter what I say."
As he spoke, he stood up and walked out.
At this time, Li Chengqian suddenly said: "Come on, uncle, you have been working with him for almost twenty years, and you still don't understand him?"
"Even if you come to find him now, I'm afraid he will have to make a lot of noise to get you back."
"Since we already know the outcome, why waste time in going over there?"
Li Chengqian held his chin with one hand and said helplessly: "Instead of wasting your time with him, you should think about how to get revenge on this guy to wash away the shame of being deceived by your uncle and nephew."
Hearing this, Changsun Wuji walked straight back.
He sat next to Li Chengqian and said, "Do you have an idea?"
"Isn't this what I'm thinking about?"
Li Chengqian sighed and said, "To be honest, it's really difficult to take revenge on this guy."
This is actually true.
In this world, you are not afraid of dealing with those who care about face, but you are afraid of dealing with those who are shameless and thick-skinned.
If we were to make a ranking list among shameless people, Cheng Yaojin would definitely be number one.
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Changsun Wuji sat directly opposite Li Chengqian and said, "Don't you guys have the most evil ideas? How come he loses his temper now?"
"What do you think?"
"His face is as thick as a city wall."
Li Chengqian rolled his eyes and said: "I also want to take revenge on him, but I am also helpless..."
Changsun Wuji and Li Chengqian, the uncle and nephew, sighed at each other and sat speechless for a long time.
After a long time, Cheng Huailiang came in from outside holding a tea cup.
Li Chengqian casually picked up the tea cup and took a sip, and then his eyes lit up.
He suddenly looked at Changsun Wuji beside him and said, "Uncle, I have an idea."
"any solution?"
Changsun Wuji glanced at him.
"Of course it's a way to make him embarrassed and sent to grandma's house."
Li Chengqian chuckled, and then cast his eyes on Cheng Hualiang.
Seeing His Highness looking at him like this, Cheng Huailiang couldn't help but swallow his mouth.
{Received tension value +99 from Cheng Hualiang...}
Hearing the system prompt, Li Chengqian laughed even worse.
At this moment, Cheng Huailiang felt panicked.
After all, based on my understanding of him.
This guy obviously has bad intentions when he smiles like this, and he might make himself do something stupid.
Almost subconsciously, Cheng Huailiang wanted to run away.
But how many of the prey targeted by Li Chengqian can escape his grasp?
Li Chengqian strode forward, grabbed Cheng Huailiang's shoulders and said: "Huailiang, don't go, I can do you a small favor."
"A little favor..."
Cheng Huailiang laughed dryly and said: "Your Highness, please stop joking. What ever did you ask me to do was not a big deal..."
He still had fresh memories of the last time Li Chengqian took him to the Manlu Palace to pretend to be a ghost to scare Li Shimin.
That time, he was beaten hard by Cheng Yaojin.
If he does something stupid now, Cheng Yaojin might break his legs.
"Okay, that's a big deal."
Li Chengqian spoke frankly.
As if by magic, he took out a small white pill and a small bottle from his pocket.
He handed the thing into Cheng Huailiang's hand, and then warned: "This thing must be eaten by me early tomorrow morning. The honey in the small bottle should be soaked in hot water, and the pills should be mixed with the honey water."
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Hearing this, Cheng Huailiang couldn't help but smile bitterly.
Sure enough, there is definitely something wrong with this guy calling me that. It turns out he wants me to trick him...
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Early in the morning, it was at Duke Lu's mansion.
If you go to court early in the morning, you naturally have to leave early.
But on this schedule, Huai Liang got up before his father for the first time.
And she had been waiting at the door of my father's room with a cup of hot tea for a long time.
When Cheng Yaojin got up and went out, he was a little surprised to see his son here with a pestle of hot tea.
Cheng Huailiang held the tea cup with both hands and said with a smile: "Dad, drink a bowl of hot honey to warm yourself up before going to court."
Hearing this, Cheng Yaojin was even more surprised. He took the tea cup and said, "What's wrong with you kid today? Why are you so filial all of a sudden?"
"Didn't I suddenly remember that my father is not young anymore?"
Cheng Huailiang looked like a filial son and said, "Yesterday, I brought back a lot of beef jerky from Your Highness. If dad doesn't mind, just eat some beef jerky and steamed buns before leaving."
I heard there are delicious food and drinks.
Cheng Yaojin smiled cheerfully: "Hey, you are still sensible, your monthly income will be doubled this month."
After saying this, he didn't show any politeness to Cheng Huailiang, and strode straight towards Cheng Huailiang's courtyard.< br>
Seeing this, Cheng Hualiang patted his chest from behind.
Just be sure not to let this old guy discover the plan between His Highness and yourself...
After eating three steamed buns and seven or eight pieces of beef jerky, Cheng Yaojin took another sip of the honey water in the bowl and patted Lao Gao's bloated belly with satisfaction.
"Okay, the time is almost here, and I, Old Cheng, have to go to court."
"The child is sent to his father."
"No, just rest and catch up on your sleep."
After saying this, Cheng Yaojin stepped out of the room directly.
As usual, I took a carriage to the palace and joined the crowds of people pouring into the palace.
When he saw this guy in the Taiji Hall, Changsun Wuji's face was as bright as a rainbow.
After all, he knew Li Chengqian's plan, so he also wanted to see this guy's embarrassment.
Li Shimin remained as usual, shouting: "Everyone loves you, if you have something to do, you will take action, if there is nothing, you will retreat..."
Following his words, Wei Zheng stood up and said, "I have something to report."
Li Shimin waved his hand and said: "Come here."
Wei Zheng bowed slightly, but he didn't wait for him to speak.
Suddenly I heard a popping sound...
Hearing this voice, Wei Zheng couldn't help but look back.
Cheng Yaojin was seen looking around, seemingly feeling guilty.
Wei Zheng just cursed his lack of quality in his heart, and then continued to speak: "Your Majesty..."
Still, before he finished speaking, another pop came.
And this time is different from the last time.
Last time it was a very subtle pop, but this time it was like a barrage of pops, pops, pops, pops.
At this moment, the expressions of the ministers kneeling around Cheng Yaojin changed.
Especially Yuchi Jingde, he jumped up from the ground, covering his mouth and nose, with tears streaming from his eyes.
"Gong Lu, what did you eat in the morning? Why does your mother's food smell so bad..."