On this day, a great show was staged in Tai Chi Hall.
Cheng Yaojin, who had eaten steamed buns and beef jerky in the morning and drank honey and anti-bloating tablets, almost lifted the top of the Tai Chi Hall.
The important officials of the Tang Dynasty who were closest to him were covering their noses and running around in confusion.
The entire Tai Chi Hall was filled with stench.
As the popping sound was heard, a stench spread out.
Even Li Shimin, who was sitting furthest away, smelled it.
Even if he wanted to save face for Cheng Yaojin, he couldn't help shouting at this time: "Cheng Zhijie, get out of here!"
Cheng Yaojin's face turned dark red at this time.
He didn't know why he farted inexplicably, and he couldn't control it.
And none of this is important. What is important is that he is in court now.
In front of so many acquaintances, he kept farting, almost smelling up the entire Tai Chi Hall.
No matter how thick-skinned he was, he couldn't help but feel ashamed at this moment.
After hearing Li Shimin's words, he was simply relieved: "I retire."
After he finished speaking, he covered his butt and ran outside.
But while running, the popping sound continued and the stench continued.
Looking at the faces full of contempt around him, Cheng Yaojin could no longer hold back, covered his face and ran away.
…
"Hahahahaha!"
"Cheng Yaojin is here too!"
Li Chengqian laughed so hard after hearing the interesting things in the court.
He patted Chang Sun Chong on the shoulder vigorously and said: "Quick, go and help me invite uncle over. I have to drink two glasses of wine tonight no matter what."
It is an ancient legend that Cheng Yaojin suffered a loss.
Just drink this and drink two cups.
But he didn't wait for Changsun to rush out.
Then Cheng Hualiang stumbled in.
This guy ran while shouting: "Your Highness, Your Highness, save me, Your Highness, My old man wants to beat me to death..."
Before Li Chengqian could get up, he saw Cheng Yaojin coming in right behind him.
At this moment, Cheng Yaojin was holding a broomstick and yelling angrily: "You rebellious and unfilial thing, I have to beat you to death today!"
Huh……
Why do these words sound so familiar...
Li Chengqian raised his eyebrows and looked at the father and son.
To be honest, the Cheng Huailiang who is being beaten now looks so much like Li Chengqian who was beaten violently by Li Shimin before.
Even the way the two men talk is similar.
And Li Chengqian seemed to see his own shadow in them.
Especially when I saw Cheng Huailiang running around in a panic, it seemed like I was seeing myself.
Come to think of it...
How long has it been since Li Shimin beat himself up?
Just when Li Chengqian was thinking, Cheng Hualiang had already ran behind him.
Cheng Huailiang grabbed the lapel of Li Chengqian's clothes and stumblingly said to Cheng Yaojin: "Old Cheng, how dare you hit me in front of His Highness!"
"Hey, you kid, you're pretty good at hiding, right?"
"You think I can't do anything to you like this?"
Cheng Yaojinlu rolled up his sleeves and said directly to Li Chengqian: "Your Highness, please step aside and let me, Old Cheng, beat this little beast to death. At worst, I will send you a bodyguard later."
As he spoke, this guy rushed towards Li Chengqian.
Seeing this scene, Li Chengqian had no choice but to speak.
He blocked Cheng Yaojin's path and said with a smile: "Uncle Cheng, what are you doing? What happened to make you worthy of being so angry..."
"what's up?"
Thinking of the embarrassing scene in the court today, Cheng Yaojin couldn't help but blush.
He said bluntly: "This
I don’t know what he gave me to eat in the morning, which caused me to have exhaust gas as soon as I went to the court.”
"Damn, when I saw this guy made me breakfast, I thought he had suddenly developed a filial piety, but who knew he would be waiting for me here."
Cheng Yaojin got angrier and angrier as he talked, and regardless of whether Li Chengqian stopped him or not, he swung the broom over and hit Cheng Huailiang on the head.
At that moment, Cheng Huailiang was beaten until he screamed and screamed.
But before Cheng Yaojin waved a second time, he quickly hugged Li Chengqian's waist. .??.
No matter how crazy Cheng Yaojin was, he would not dare to greet Li Chengqian with a broom.
He pointed directly at Cheng Hualiang who was hiding behind Li Chengqian and said: "Come on, if you have the guts, get out of here, Old Cheng."
"If I don't have the guts, I won't go out."
Cheng Huailiang hugged Li Chengqian's waist and used Li Chengqian as a shield for himself.
"Okay, if you don't come out today, you kid will never go home again."
Cheng Yaojin snorted coldly and said, "Don't even think about getting a wife."
"Then I won't go out."
Cheng Huailiang thought openly and said bluntly: "Anyway, Your Highness has promised me a long time ago that if you can't find a wife, let me Princess Shang. I don't lack the wife you can find."
Hearing this, Cheng Yaojin was stunned.
Immediately, he looked at Li Chengqian with a look that looked like a monster: "Your Highness, have you really promised him?"
Seeing that the topic fell on him again, Li Chengqian hurriedly waved his hands and said with an embarrassed look: "You are joking, you are joking. I am all joking."
"That won't work."
Cheng Yaojin threw away the broom in his hand, and then said to Li Chengqian: "I heard this with my own ears. I told this boy Princess Shang not to go back on what you said."
"If you regret it, I, Old Cheng, will live and eat here and never leave."
As he spoke, he actually sat on the ground.
Seeing this scene and looking at Cheng Yaojin's expression, Li Chengqian Suddenly he was stunned.
hiss……
This is horrifying to think about.
Was he being plotted by this old guy named Cheng again?
Li Chengqian is so smart.
He immediately realized that Cheng Yaojin must have realized that the person who made him look embarrassed today was actually himself.
So he immediately chased Cheng Huailiang and ran to him.
And judging from Cheng Huailiang's performance, the father and son have 100% communicated at home.
After thinking about these details, Li Chengqian felt that his body was hollowed out.
Can there be a more shameless person in this world?
Especially after seeing the expressions on the father and son's faces as they ran towards him and the same trick had succeeded.
Li Chengqian felt helpless in his heart.
After working on it for a long time, these two guys had planned it in advance.
Li Chengqian held his forehead, sat back on his soft body, looked at the father and son in front of him and said, "Okay, I understand now. You two can go. I'll talk to my father about this later."
Hearing this, Cheng Yaojin jumped up from the ground.
He looked at Li Chengqian with excitement and said, "Is what His Highness said true?"
"if not?"
"Can I really let you stay with me for a few days?"
Li Chengqian rolled his eyes and said, "Hurry up and leave. You can leave."
With that said, he stood up and chased people away.
Cheng Huailiang and Cheng Yaojin, father and son, were not given a chance to talk at all.
Wait until these two people leave.
Li Chengqian walked back into the house, and Changsun Chong jumped out from nowhere.
He looked at Li Chengqian hesitantly and said, "Your Highness, are you really going to help Cheng Huailiang find a princess?"
"What else can we do?"
Li Chengqian shook his head and sighed: "Maybe, this is fate..."