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Chapter 506 Non-mainstream Taoist priests

It was a vegetarian restaurant in a relatively remote location. The owner saw us coming and took the initiative to take us into a small private room.

After all, we are regular customers here. Considering our status as cows, the attentive boss always takes us to a private room every time. Of course, there is also the reason for the Chongqing Chamber of Commerce.

"The train on the ninth day of the lunar month will arrive in Chongqing early tomorrow morning."

While eating, Niu Niu told me the news. Mingyuan was even more excited than me. Brother Chujiu, who usually could only be seen in QQ videos, could finally see him in person.

"He couldn't contact you, so he called me."

I really wanted to take out my phone, but then I remembered that my phone seemed to have been out of battery for several days. I didn't get in touch with many people, so I didn't use it at all. Zhang Feng, who often couldn't find me, always scolded me, so I might as well keep it in my pocket.

A brick, there is not much difference between the two, both can be used to smash walnuts.

This joke about smashing walnuts comes from the ninth day of the Lunar New Year. My mobile phone was bought for me with my first month’s salary in Shenzhen on the ninth day of the Lunar New Year.

In the words of Chujiu, the quality of Nokia is absolutely unsatisfactory. Even if it falls from the third floor, it will only make a hole in the ground. There will definitely be no problems with the mobile phone, even if it is used to smash walnuts, there will be no problem.

It happened that when I was video chatting with Chujiu, Zhang Feng, who was very drunk, heard this. He insisted on using my newly opened mobile phone to perform a walnut smashing for Chujiu in front of the video, and the result was really

It proves that what Chujiu said is not wrong at all.

In the days that followed, Zhang Feng was like a man in a daze, always buying all kinds of walnuts from outside. The most common use of my mobile phone was to smash all kinds of walnuts.

"I've already charged you."

The cow saw me touching the muzzle and shook its head helplessly. It was really just for smashing walnuts.

After turning on the phone, it beeped countless times. My face turned red and I lowered my head, embarrassed to look at the cow. He sent me more than 40 messages.

"Later, I finally understood through tears that some people will never be seen again once they miss them."

The phone sounded the incoming call music. This was the song that the store clerk used to test the music downloaded into the machine when I bought the phone on Chujiu. Chujiu set this song as the incoming call tone. After I got it, I didn't bother to download other songs.

It has been used until now.

"Guoguo, what are you doing? I've called you hundreds of times and all of them prompt you to shut down your phone. I'll go to Chongqing Railway Station tomorrow morning. You can find a car to pick me up. Long-distance calls are very expensive. I won't talk about it anymore.

so."

There was a busy tone on the phone, and I stared at the cow whose mouth was twitching. I didn't say a word at all, and hung up the phone on the ninth day of the lunar month.

Niu Niu covered her mouth and chuckled. It seemed that Chujiu was more polite to her than to me. He at least said a few words to her. Only when it was almost a minute did Chujiu hang up the phone. Chujiu was just like always.

Will live a good life.

"Brother Chujiu said it was because all the money he earned was used to pay for my tuition. If it was wasted, I wouldn't be able to go to school."

Mingyuan, who was concentrating on eating the cake, raised his head and stared at me and the cow. He must study hard and make money in the future to repay his brother Chujiu.

"Spit the cake out!"

"There are also brother Qin Feng and sister Xiaoyu."

Mingyuan's head was spinning very fast, he hurriedly stuffed the cake in his hand into his mouth, and mumbled a few reluctant words.

There is no way around it. Among all the people who take care of Mingyuan, I play the role of a white-faced person. After all, Mingyuan is basically disciplined by me on weekends. Regarding the homework assigned by the school and the morning and evening classes that he needs to do, I

I've beaten him many times.

On the contrary, on the ninth day of the Lunar New Year, I would send some toys and cartoon books to Mingyuan, in order to make up for the regret of not playing with toys when I was a child.

During the video of the 9th grade, I secretly told me that I would play with the electric toy car I bought on the 9th grade myself before sending it back.

"How about you drive my car to pick up Chujiu tomorrow? It won't be of much use if you leave it there anyway."

"Forget it, your car is too high-profile, I'd better borrow Uncle Ding's car to drive it."

After working as a cow for a year, Uncle Ding asked Jing Fei to specially import a fashionable BMW sports car from the beautiful country as a birthday gift for the cow.

In fact, it is true as Niu Niu said, she has not driven it a few times at all. She uses commercial vehicles equipped by the company for work, so Niu Niu's sports car is left in the yard of the Chamber of Commerce. Usually, it is when someone acquainted with the Chamber of Commerce gets married.

I will lend it out to use as a wedding car.

As for Uncle Ding, the president of the Chamber of Commerce, he still hasn’t changed his car over the years. In the era when he was the representative of BMW and Mercedes-Benz, he still drives the Cadillac that is more than ten years old when he travels every day.

That's good, because when Uncle Ding and I borrowed the car, I felt no pressure at all. Unlike in the past, I was always worried that if someone else's luxury car got bumped into something, it would cost a lot of money to repair it.

In fact, this is a psychology. Even if the car is more than ten years old, it is still a luxury car, but when I drive it, the psychological pressure is not so great.

Deng Deyou always joked that my driving skills have improved a lot. I only drive Uncle Ding's car. If I switch to other cars, I still start at three nods.

I originally thought that the cow who had a dinner date with Teacher Mu would not accompany me to the train station, but before I even got up, the cow drove Uncle Ding's car to my apartment.

Mingyuan, who had put on what he thought was the most beautiful clothes, was sitting in the back seat of the car and suddenly said: "It's like a family of three going on a trip."

"I can't give birth to a son who is a fake monk like you and eats cake."

The cow stroked Mingyuan's bald head. Where did he learn these words? Mingyuan was about to get angry when I gave him a fierce look.

"Master said that the Buddha should remain in his heart."

Mingyuan raised his head proudly. It doesn't matter what he eats if he has Buddha in his heart. What he is afraid of is that those who eat fast and chant Buddha's name all day long don't have Buddha in their heart.

I can't refute this statement. It is indeed the truth. There are too many people in this world who do one thing before others and another after another.

In the parking lot of the train station, the three of us stood next to the car, watching the waves of people leaving the station. We couldn't see the shadow of the ninth day of the lunar month, even though the train schedule announced on the radio was on time.

"Guo Guo! Teacher Ding, what are you looking at?"

A delinquent young man with dyed yellow hair, two huge earrings, a flashy T-shirt, and jeans with big holes in the knees stood in front of us with an excited look on his face. Only then did we realize that the person in front of us was Chujiu.

"Are you a fucking fake Taoist priest?"

I suppressed the joy in my heart, and slapped Chujiu's head with a yellow comb hair style hard. I rolled my eyes at the cow and said angrily, "Well done."

"This is called non-mainstream. I made it specially before I came back."

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