"Guo Guo, I feel like you really don't understand fashion. Those who are not mainstream are very popular."
As the cow and I scolded each other endlessly, Chujiu finally surrendered and took off the two huge earrings from his ears. It turned out that he had not had his ears pierced. There was a hidden clip on the huge earrings, which was clamped on the earlobe.
above.
"Teacher Ding, you are also a big star after all. Aren't I cool like this?"
Chujiu told us that his yellow hair turned back to black after he washed it with water. As for the straight bangs in the front, there was no way to return them to their natural appearance. They were specially made with ion perm at a high cost.
"Oh, that's amazing. Do you know about ion ironing? Do you want me to help you get a tinfoil iron?"
When Niu Niu heard that Chujiu's yellow hair could be washed away, she nodded with satisfaction, so that she would look like a little Chujiu.
"Tin foil hot?"
Chujiu didn't even hear the cow's taunt, and shouted excitedly that it was said that celebrities all do tinfoil perm, but the barber shop he was looking for couldn't do it.
"You idiot, do you really think you are Nicholas Tse if you are close to Nicholas Tse in Shenzhen? You still want to be cool like others!"
When Niu Niu scolded Chujiu when he mentioned Nicholas Tse, Chujiu became even more excited. He took out a small MP4 from his pocket and started playing Nicholas Tse's songs. Then he said that his colleagues in their company all said he was Shenzhen Nicholas Tse.
I had just hummed a few lines of Nicholas Tse's songs on the ninth day of the month when I was mercilessly interrupted by a cow. It was the first time I heard Cantonese with a Sichuan flavor, which really opened my eyes.
"What?"
Chujiu looked unconvinced. He had learned Cantonese from his master for several years, so how could he still have a Sichuan flavor? It’s those of us who don’t speak Cantonese who always sound like birdsong when we speak Cantonese.
"Then let me test your Cantonese proficiency."
A slight smile appears on the corner of the cow's mouth, and the natural charm of her peach blossom eyes is particularly attractive.
"release,your,horse,and,***e!"
Chujiu casually threw out an English sentence, and the smile on his face became even more proud. The cow was instantly confused, and his brows furrowed slightly as if he couldn't understand the meaning of Chujiu's English sentence.
I casually explained, "Bring the horses over here." The cow laughed so hard that he was worthy of being the legendary translator of the school. Now he finally saw it.
"Listen carefully, say it in Cantonese: Every country has its own national anthem."
As soon as Niu Niu finished speaking, Chujiu smiled. This was too simple. Then he started speaking word by word in Cantonese: "ge, ge, goga, yao, ge, ge, go, ga, gei, go
,ki."
"Brother Qin Feng, brother Chujiu is imitating bird calls!"
Mingyuan, who was sitting next to Chujiu in the back row, pointed at Chujiu and laughed. Suddenly Chujiu reacted and touched his head in embarrassment. This sentence really sounded like the song of a bird.
The car radio happened to play the song "Crazy About You" that Nicholas Tse sang for the Beijing Olympics. Chujiu shook his head and sang along. How could a man be so handsome?
I very much agree with this sentence of the ninth day of the lunar month. A few years ago, Nicholas Tse's craze started in the mainland. Once, Zhang Feng and I went back to school to borrow design books from our former class teacher. As soon as we entered the school gate, we were surrounded by a group of school girls.
A junior student.
"In school, you can scold the dean, you can scold the principal, but you can't say bad things about Nicholas Tse, especially if you say he's not handsome."
The dean, who was standing not far away, had a dark expression on his face, glared at the female student fiercely, and walked away silently.
As expected of Zhang Feng, who had the same affinity as Chujiu. After that day, Zhang Feng suddenly paid attention to Nicholas Tse, and all the posters of swimsuit models in the room were suddenly replaced by Nicholas Tse.
Zhang Feng deliberately grew his hair long and got a perm similar to that of Nicholas Tse, and dyed it yellow. Every day before going to bed, he would stare at the posters on the wall for a long time. A psychology expert in a magazine said that if you look at handsome guys every day, you will change.
handsome.
I thought about it, and this is probably the reason why I hate non-mainstream people. After all, no one can stand their roommate asking them countless times every day if they are handsome again.
So until today, I have not told Zhang Feng that the expert he saw in the magazine had long been exposed and had not even finished elementary school.
But there is one thing that Zhang Feng is really honest about. If he has good things, he knows how to share them with me without any reservation.
One night when I went back late, Zhang Feng told me with a mysterious smile on his face that he suddenly felt that he understood his idol better. Just when I was puzzled, Zhang Feng clicked on the hidden information in the computer with his mouse.
document.
"Holy crap! Resources are scarce! A few days ago, newspapers reported on this unscrupulous guy who repairs computers in Hong Kong."
I couldn't help but give Zhang Feng a thumbs up. This guy is indeed one step closer to his idol. To be more precise, he has a comprehensive understanding of his wife.
While waiting for the traffic light, Niu Niu told me to drive directly to the Chamber of Commerce. When he and Uncle Ding picked up the car in the morning, Uncle Ding knew that he was coming back on the ninth day of the Lunar New Year and specifically asked for a treat for lunch.
“Finally I can eat authentic Sichuan food.”
The sound of Chujiu swallowing saliva came from the back seat instantly. I was just about to scold this kid for being worthless when the sound of Mingyuan swallowing saliva came from the back seat again.
After the strong request of Chujiu, Uncle Ding finally nodded and agreed to eat hot pot. I knew in my heart that Uncle Ding had never eaten the greasy hot pot because he worked hard for a long time, had irregular diet and often suffered from stomach problems.
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As expected, Chujiu never took his eyes away when he saw the BMW sports car parked in the yard of the Chamber of Commerce, until the cow threw the key to Chujiu.
When it was almost noon, Deng Deyou and others came to the Chamber of Commerce. The moment Deng Deyou saw Chujiu, he was stunned for a long time. He grinned and patted Chujiu's head. After not seeing each other for several years, he turned out to be much more handsome. Compared with that Hong Kong star
Some fight for it.
"What's your name? I was singing on TV a few days ago."
Deng Deyou touched his head and couldn't remember the star he was talking about for a moment. Chujiu casually reminded him that his name was Nicholas Tse. Deng Deyou clapped his hands. Yes, it was this star.
Chu Jiu raised his eyebrows at me with great pride, and ran to Deng Deyou with a stinky look on his face. He would definitely stay with such a discerning Boss Deng until he got drunk at noon.
As soon as they decided where to eat hot pot, Chujiu and Mingyuan disappeared in the blink of an eye. Then the loud roar of a sports car engine came from the yard. Uncle Ding smiled and shook his head. After Chujiu came back, he felt like he was following suit.
Ten years younger.
By the time we arrived at the riverside opposite Hongyadong, Chujiu had already ordered food and took Mingyuan with him to wait for us at the door of the hotpot restaurant.
Deng Deyou smiled helplessly. Young people are different. At his age, he no longer dared to drive so fast. Then he thought of something and his face became serious.
"By the way, Chujiu, you and Qin Feng happen to be here. I have something I need your help to come up with."