Chapter 122 Turning a deer into a horse! Drag it down and eunuch it again
The former Qin and Chu army camps totaled 200,000 troops. They tested each other for more than three months, and finally ended with a great victory for the Qin army.
Xiang Liang, the general of Chu, concluded that Qin Feng, the general of Qin's former army camp, was a man with no bottom line, no moral concepts, and no quality.
It doesn't matter if you throw feces everywhere, you can find a strong black man who can wear women's clothes and you can tolerate it.
But he invented the "jump curse"!
Is it too much to ask a group of soldiers to jump, clap, and spit, with their mother as the center and relatives as the radius, to greet their eighteen generations of ancestors 360 degrees?
It’s also called euphemistically, this is China’s intangible cultural heritage!
Are you really sick? The Chu army who called the formation was almost depressed.
In order not to damage morale, we had no choice but to stop calling for formation.
I have no choice but to scold him!
Xiang Liang finally realized a problem. In the Spring and Autumn Period, everyone was a country of etiquette, and they were polite and courteous when fighting.
Until a Sun Tzu appeared, invented "Sun Tzu's Art of War", and shouted, "The art of war is tricky!"
At this time, there is no lower limit for everyone to fight.
And Qin Feng can be said to have carried forward the heart-attack chapter of "Sun Tzu's Art of War" and directly upgraded it to "Sun Tzu's Art of War Used by Thieves".
It's so abominable! Fighting with him is torture!
The happiest moment for Qin Feng every day was when he was scolding Chu Jun at noon. He finally experienced the fun of the aunts.
The joy of pinching my waist, jumping on my feet, slapping my hands, and spitting at others is something that can only be found.
But now Qin Feng is a little unhappy.
He hid behind the camp, stretched his head, looked hard in the direction of the Chu army, frowned, and said doubtfully:
"Why haven't you come yet? It's been three days?"
Heiniu stood behind, combed his middle parting, and said:
"Maybe he hasn't gotten up yet?"
Qin Feng snorted coldly:
"I didn't let you stick your butt at others yesterday! You refused to listen! Are you okay now? You can't be disgusted anymore!"
The black cow beat its breasts and stamped its feet and cried out:
"I was wronged! That bastard Tie Zhu still showed his chest hair! He must be ugly!"
"No, I'll be bored to death if I don't come here. It's hard to find some happiness.
Hei Niu, go to the Chu army camp to negotiate and let them resume their battle formation!"
"???" Hei Newton looked like he was about to cry: "Boss, if you want me to die, then I'll just eat braised pork until I die. Why do you have to go around so much? Do you really think I'm stupid?"
Qin Feng said in surprise:
"Why do I want you to die?"
Hei Niu clasped his fingers and said sadly:
"Have you forgotten? Three months ago you slapped a Chu army envoy with sixty mouthfuls. Two months ago you stripped a Chu army envoy naked and hung it on a big banner so that people could sing about conquest. A month ago you forced him to
There was an envoy from the Chu army dressed in women's clothing waving flowers.
Now, if I am sent as an envoy to the Chu army camp, what is the difference between this and sending me to death?"
Qin Feng scratched his head and said stubbornly:
"Isn't this boring? I didn't actually kill the Chu army envoy, why not just for fun?"
Seeing that no one answered, Qin Feng had no choice but to sigh, return to the military camp, and continue to take a nap.
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In Xianyang, the time of late spring and early summer is the most moving.
There are willows hanging on the Ba Bridge, and there are crowds of people outside the pavilion.
The governor of the country, Fu Su Gongzi, led the civil and military officials towards the remaining 100,000 acres of forest area in Shanglin Garden, preparing to start hunting.
This is the ancestral system of the royal family. In order to enable the descendants of the Ying family to maintain their proficiency in bow and horse, it should not be abandoned.
The frame is majestic and magnificent.
One year has passed, and Fusu Chuluo has become more and more heroic, and his whole person exudes a brave spirit!
His appearance now is completely different from the weak young master recorded in history.
If Ying Zheng saw it, he would definitely not be able to help but admire his youthful demeanor!
However, those who are in sharp contrast are the two prime ministers Wang Wan and Huai Zhuang.
Only one year has passed, but he seems to be ten years older.
Fortunately for Li Si, although he seemed to be sloppy in his steps, he was still young and could bear it.
But even so, if anyone asks, they will all praise him, Mr. Fusu is so wise! He is like Yao and Shun!
There is no way, who told Fusu to give too much?
All these ministers want is power.
However, with the Qin State's reforms, the monarch's power was strengthened as never before, and the power of ministers was naturally weakened.
This is inevitable.
On the contrary, in the Jin State, the power of ministers was strengthened and the power of the monarch was weakened. Finally, there was a situation where the three families were divided into Jin.
Therefore, Ying Zheng's strength and monopoly of power made all the ministers feel overwhelmed.
Originally, everyone thought that after Fusu finally managed to supervise the country, he would be eager to perform, achieve political achievements, and act arbitrarily.
The ministers of the DPRK and China are even prepared to be tortured and have their butts wiped.
But what everyone didn't expect was that Fusu, who had learned like a bandit from Qin Feng, actually behaved like a gentleman and had the aspirations of Yao and Shun when handling government affairs!
He would never act arbitrarily and would consult many ministers for their opinions on everything.
Moreover, the government affairs are distributed equally to every important minister, making everyone feel valued.
Even though the ministers were exhausted, they were still very happy and praised Fusu's wisdom.
This is human nature! Qin Feng has already figured it out!
Just like Wang Wan, he was almost exhausted, but he still enjoyed it.
I even felt that it was all my fault because I was delayed in handling government affairs because of my poor health.
Therefore, Fusu's reputation as a wise man spread throughout the world at a flying speed.
This made Zhao Gao and Hu Hai extremely distressed. What made them even more distressed was that Fusu asked them to follow him during this hunting!
Isn’t this why there are three hundred taels of silver in this place?
What if Fusu misses the mark with his arrow? If he shoots them both to death, who can he ask to reason?
But there was nothing we could do if we didn’t go. Fusu directly sent the Iron Eagle warriors to invite him. How could he refuse?
So Zhao Gao and Hu Hai were cautious along the way, fearing that they would be chopped off because they sneezed.
Seeing the boundary of Shanglinyuan hunting area, the army spread out.
Fusu galloped on his horse, spotted a sika deer, shouted loudly, his upper body hunting clothes suddenly tightened, and he actually drew the two-stone strong bow!
The flowing arrow was like lightning! It penetrated the deer's body in the blink of an eye and stirred up a large amount of blood!
The arrowhead even came out of the other end of the deer! The strange power is so terrifying!
All the civil and military officials couldn't help but take a breath of cold air, what the hell! Is it so fierce???
Fusu shook his head with some dissatisfaction and murmured:
"It's still not as far away as Master."
After saying that, he looked at Zhao Gao who was shrinking in the crowd with a smile, waved and asked:
"Servant Zhao, do you think this is a deer or a horse?"
Zhao Gao was stunned, then smiled and said:
"Young Master is joking, this is of course a deer."
Fusu's expression immediately changed and he shouted:
"You can't even tell the difference between a deer and a horse? What's the use of you! Drag it down and chop it down!"
Zhao Gao was immediately shocked and cried for his father and mother:
"This is a horse! This is a horse! I saw it wrong!"
"This is obviously a deer! Do you really think I'm stupid? Drag him down and castrate him again!"
