Chapter 308 Do you want to admire the dancing posture of the concubine?
As soon as these words came out, not to mention Ying Zheng and Xu Fu, even Hei Niu and Tiezhu were stunned.
What do you mean by "Schrödinger's fellow countryman"? Boss Qin never mentioned it before!
Seeing their confused looks, Qin Feng couldn't help but sigh.
[What a missed opportunity in quality education! Even the First Emperor was so uneducated, how could the common people of Qin become literate?]
[Suddenly I feel very lonely. An outstanding person like me should have lived a brilliant life. 】
Ying Zheng's face darkened, and he put his right hand behind his back, slowly holding "Frostmourne".
Qin Feng had sharp eyes and noticed something was wrong, so he quickly replied:
"This Schrödinger fellow means that before I kill him, you don't know whether he is a living fellow or a dead fellow!
Generally speaking, a dead fellow is a good fellow!"
"hiss!"
Xu Fu originally thought that the fellow countryman was trying to get close to him, but why did he become so cruel when it came to Qin Feng's mouth?
Too doggy?
Ying Zheng took a deep breath, and for the sake of Qin Feng's recovery from a serious illness, he patiently persuaded him again:
"Speak carefully if you have anything to say, and don't kill Xu Fu!"
Qin Feng shrugged and said helplessly:
"Alright alright."
Although Qin Feng promised well, whether he would do so is another matter.
Looking at his appearance, Xu Fu felt that Qin Feng would never give up.
After taking a short rest, the group continued down the mountain.
The black bull and the iron pillar carried Qin Feng on their backs and jumped very fast, jumping and jumping very smoothly.
After hurrying and hurrying, everyone finally went down the mountain when the sky darkened.
"Hey, hey, hey! Boss, tell me if the trick I just did to catch the chicken is cool or not!"
Black Bull showed off proudly.
"Hello motorcycle, I just turned over like a kite and it was very cool, okay?"
Tiezhu boasted that he was not done yet.
Unfortunately, they took the credit for a long time and did not hear Qin Feng's praise.
When they carefully put Qin Feng down with doubts on their faces, they suddenly took a breath of cold air.
"Boss, why are you rolling your eyes?! Boss, don't scare me!"
"Boss, please say something, boss! I'm a big guy, but I'm timid!"
"Quick! Pinch! I heard pinching can save people!"
Hearing Hei Niu's suggestion, Tie Zhu could not help but doubt:
"Are you sure you are pinching the oo, not the middle of the person?"
Black Bull immediately said angrily:
"Are you questioning my cultural level? You can't memorize "Wanyu" as well as I can?
Let me ask you, if I examine myself three times a day, what is behind me?"
Tie Zhu stumbled and said:
"Are you fucking disloyal? Are you fucking disloyal?"
Hei Niu heard this and immediately sneered, mockingly saying:
"You are uneducated! I asked you to study more, but you just ride a pig!"
I examine myself three times every day, I am not wrong, it is them who are wrong!"
When Tie Zhu heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up.
Sure enough, that's what it tastes like!
Although he was very unconvinced, he said nothing more.
There is no way, who can let Heiniu learn well?
"Then I'll pinch you?"
Black Bull waved his hand:
"Pinch! Pinch hard! If you don't use force, the boss won't wake up!"
"good!"
Seeing Tie Zhu gritting his teeth, he suddenly reached out his hand.
In the midst of lightning and flint, Xiao Qinfeng's life and death was at stake. Ying Zheng chased after him from behind. When he saw the scene in front of him, he immediately shouted:
"Leave o behind!"
"ah?"
Tie Zhu turned around and looked over, scratched his head and explained:
"Your Majesty, I am saving the boss."
"Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out of here!"
Ying Zheng took two quick steps, helped Qin Feng up, and cursed:
"It's really not easy for Qin Feng to survive to this day with you two as guardians!"
Hei Niu and Tie Zhu shrank their heads in anger and stood there cautiously, not daring to speak.
Although they are not smart, they are not stupid either.
If you talk back to Qin Feng, you will not have a meal at most.
But if you talk back to Ying Zheng, you may not have to eat for the rest of your life.
However, they were still a little unconvinced.
We are also doing it for Boss Qin’s benefit! We are also cultural people! How can you say this method is useless if you haven’t tried it?
After Ying Zheng pinched Qin Feng for a while, Qin Feng finally woke up and turned around.
As soon as he opened his eyes, Qin Feng couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh, saying sadly:
"I'm so damn convinced, I beg you both, please let me go, don't torment me anymore.
Brothers, if you go away, this is the best blessing to me.
At the speed you two go down the mountain, your eggs will turn yellow!
If I hadn’t practiced the golden bell and iron cloth shirt, I would have fallen into the trap!"
Seeing Qin Feng's sad look, Ying Zheng couldn't bear it, sighed and comforted:
"Hey, are you okay?"
Qin Feng's eyes rolled around, and he suddenly said "Ouch, ouch" when he saw it, and said sadly:
"It's not a big deal. If you could kill Xu Fu to cheer me up, it would be even better."
Xu Fu: "???"
Damn it! This can hurt me? Are you sick? If you don’t kill me, are you feeling uncomfortable all over or something?
Ying Zheng's face darkened, he snorted coldly, turned around and walked away.
Although he trusted Qin Feng very much, he would not allow him to kill him without teaching him.
Randomly killing a talented scholar, how is this behavior different from that of a tyrant?
Xu Fu nodded to Qin Feng, and then followed Ying Zheng away.
He doesn't dare to leave even a step now!
I heard that the Marquis of Xianyang made great achievements in battle. Not only was he closely related to the army, but he was also very familiar with the Iron Eagle Warriors and the people from Heibingtai.
What if I don't pay attention and get caught?
Qin Feng sat on the tree pillar, looking at Xu Fu's back from a distance, frowning slightly, and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
Is this Xu Fu different from the Xu Fu I knew before?
Why does he look so serious? He can't be just pretending, right?
But the problem is, if he is really a magic stick, he is afraid because he was an enemy of Warlock Fang before.
And then just pretending to be like this and getting close to the First Emperor, that's really awesome!
Qin Feng touched his chin and carefully thought about the few records about Xu Fu in his mind.
Who is he in history? He was able to persuade the First Emperor to trust him again after he was deceived by the magician, and after making a huge sum of money, he went to sea and left.
Some people even said that Xu Fu later went to a place where he "lived a good life as a child" and became their ancestor.
There are different opinions, but one thing is certain, this is an extremely talented and capable person!
"I don't want to think about it anymore, go to sleep!"
The night was getting darker and darker, and after a hasty meal, everyone fell asleep.
Xu Fu's tent was close to Ying Zheng, which made him feel very at ease.
But Qin Feng's tent was also next to Ying Zheng, which made him feel uneasy again.
"Go to bed, go to bed."
As midnight approached, Xu Fu finally couldn't bear the feeling of sleepiness, yawned and blew out the oil lamp.
But as soon as he lay down on the bed, he saw a beautiful figure outside the tent, swaying his butt gracefully and waving his hands.
Well, this is a dark and very plump woman.
"Is she the beloved concubine brought by His Majesty the First Emperor?
Your Majesty has a very unique taste. He actually likes such a plump woman.
Tsk tsk, that’s quite exciting.”
Just when Xu Fu was thinking about whether to go out and say hello, the plump woman suddenly said in a high-pitched voice and seductively:
"Handsome pot~ Do you want to enjoy my dancing posture~"
(I’m going out to make skewers~ I’ll write these first, and I’ll code when I come back in the evening~)
