Qin Feng was lying on the couch, with his red and swollen butt exposed, roaring angrily at the black cow.
Hei Niu folded his sleeves with his hands, huddled in the corner, and muttered:
"It's not my fault, you insisted on letting me dress up as a woman.
Besides, my women’s clothes look so good, especially those fishing nets.
Your Majesty, he just has no vision..."
Qin Feng slapped the ground sadly, but when he moved, his wound was affected, and he grimaced in pain.
"Damn you! Didn't you swear that His Majesty wants to get fat?
Is this what’s going on now? It’s not right at all!”
Black Bull was still unconvinced and beeped in a low voice:
"Maybe your Majesty is shy, I'm sorry..."
"You're so shy, sister!"
Black Newton's eyes lit up and he said in surprise:
"Boss, are you finally willing to marry my sister?"
"Marry you! Get out!"
Upon hearing this, Newton's dark face wrinkled into a ball, and he said with some sadness:
"I didn't expect that I regard you as the boss, but you want to be my father.
That's all, I'll tell my mother when I go home to visit the grave.
At worst, you will be buried together..."
"Ahhhhh!"
Qin Feng finally couldn't stand this big idiot anymore, so he got angry and hit him hard.
The black cow was immediately frightened and ran outside.
Tie Zhu and Li Xin were eating watermelon seeds on the side. Seeing the excitement, they almost had a fight.
Seeing the dog and the black cow running away in panic, Qin Feng climbed down sadly and sighed:
"What kind of evil have I done? I recruited you bunch of dogs, each one is worse than the other!
Li Xin, don’t think I didn’t see you, you ran away when His Majesty came down!”
Li Xin immediately shouted and said:
"It's unfair, boss, I was asleep at the time and rolled to the side for some reason.
Who knew that your position would be exposed, I will definitely stand in front of you next time!"
"Get the fuck out of here!"
Qin Feng couldn't help but cursed.
It’s true that the world is declining and people’s hearts are not as old as they used to be.
Who would have thought that the top management of the Holy Fire Miao Miao Cult that he founded would actually become a gathering place for the sixth generation?
Although I have traveled around the world by being unloyal, cheating fellow villagers and being a coward, why the hell don’t these people learn from their own strengths?
The new disciples who join the Holy Fire Miaomiao Cult are all okay. After all, they are graduates of the Royal Institute of Technology of Daqin, and their character is nothing to speak of.
But it is conceivable that given time, he will definitely be corrupted by these old guys.
Thinking of this, Qin Feng couldn't help but cursed:
"You guys! Can't you learn from my strengths?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone suddenly fell into deep thought.
Li Xin and Tie Zhu looked at each other, and then said cautiously:
"Boss, what are your strengths?
Being able to eat and being lazy don’t count.”
Qin Feng couldn't help but also fell silent.
For a moment, the entire tent fell into an unspeakable embarrassment.
After a long time, Qin Feng couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh, saying:
"It seems like I have no merit in riding a horse!"
Seeing that Qin Feng's mood had stabilized, Tie Zhu cautiously came up and said:
"Boss, you asked me to lead people to the hinterland of the Da Yueshi people for investigation. I have finished the investigation."
Qin Feng waved his hand and said:
"Yes, it would be nice to come back alive.
Don't blame me for letting you take risks, there is really no one who can use it.
The army hasn't caught up yet, so we only have 18,000 cavalry at our disposal.
If His Majesty still insists on following us, these 18,000 people cannot move and must protect his safety."
Seeing Qin Feng chattering non-stop, Tie Zhu couldn't help scratching his head and said:
"Boss, I didn't meet anyone along the way."
"Oh, I didn't meet anyone...what? Didn't meet anyone?"
Qin Feng suddenly raised his head, looked at Tiezhu strangely, and asked:
"Why didn't you see anyone?
By the way, you've only been out for half a month, and I thought you died outside."
Tie Zhu chuckled and said:
"The boss still cares about me and is afraid that I will die outside."
Li Xin: "......"
Are they so simple? Are there such simple people among the Holy Fire Miaomiao Cult?
Why does the boss care about you? He just wants you to die outside, right?
Qin Feng looked at the map hanging on the wall and said:
"Let's talk about it, from the Pamir Plateau, all the way to the west.
Lan's City is the largest city within a radius of 500 miles, with a permanent population of hundreds of thousands, how could we not meet anyone?"
Tie Zhu walked to the map, stretched out his hand to draw a line, and said in a loud voice:
"I originally only took a hundred cavalry with me, and as per the boss's request, I checked to see if there were any large Yuezhi people gathering around.
If there is, we can run away.
However, within a radius of fifty miles, not only was there no trace of the Yuezhi army gathering, but there were even very few people.
Then I led the people all the way west until we reached the vicinity of Lanshi City."
Qin Feng's eyes suddenly widened and he couldn't believe it and said:
"There's no one there, right?"
Tie Zhu nodded and said:
"Yeah, there's no one either.
The entire Lan's City was deserted and deserted, and it had become an empty city.
And it could be seen that they were leaving in a hurry.
Many of the people who ate in the house didn't hold it, but there were many more wild beasts in the city.
Apparently, he has been gone for more than a month."
"More than a month?"
Qin Feng calculated the days and couldn't help but be surprised to find that it seemed that he was killing the Queen of Dayuezhi, and all the Dayuezhi people had been evacuated within three days?
No way? Is it possible that the talent for escaping is engraved in your bones? Just run away when you say run?
The rats that were first beaten by the Xiongnu fled, and then were beaten again by Meng Tian during the Northern Expedition.
Now that he has just killed their king, is he continuing to run west?
Qin Feng was still a little unsure and asked seriously:
"Did you really go to Lan's City? Didn't you get lost?"
Tiezhu vowed:
"Really, I'm a serious Confucian disciple, so I know how to read!"
Qin Feng suddenly felt an inexplicable emotion in his heart.
Even if you say you are happy, it doesn't count.
It's not sad to say that.
The feeling was like when you excitedly tied up an enemy and prepared a knife, only to find that he didn't have one.
It doesn’t matter if I don’t have it, I still have to be my sister with you.
It's not a loss, it's more or less disgusting?
Qin Feng couldn't help but murmured:
"I've been waiting here for more than half a month, and ended up running away so early?"
Li Xin was also stunned, and he subconsciously said:
"Should we give chase? How about the large group of cavalry disperse first and give chase?"
Tie Zhu scratched his head and said:
"I'm chasing a guy. I've been running for a month. How should I chase him?"
Just when everyone was confused and confused by Da Yuezhi's operation.
Suddenly the cry of a black bull came from outside:
"Ouch! The dog Zhang Liang is here? Why are you pulling like this?"
When Qin Feng heard this, he immediately jumped up from the bed, gritted his teeth in pain and said:
"Hel me up! I can't let this bitch see my ass!"
(Updates will resume as normal tomorrow~ I’ve been busy with recommended things these past two days~ Mom~)
