Chapter 175 Big-headed snake: If you want to add a crime, why bother!
Wu Hu took out the snake bag, picked the small piece of cress directly, put it into the bag, then picked up his backpack, carried a small half bag of cress, and continued on the road.
Soon, he encountered some dandelions, bitter herbs, purslane and other wild vegetables. He did not miss these. Although the points were not very high, the more they were, the better.
While walking, Wu Hu suddenly stopped and turned the camera to a certain direction.
Then in the live broadcast room, many netizens exclaimed. In the picture, a big-headed fat snake with yellow and green colors was meandering in the grass. When they saw the two-legged creature in the stream, they were still excited.
He stopped and spat in the direction of the two-legged creature.
Wu Hu chuckled lightly, put down the snake bag in his hand, and said: "This guy who doesn't know whether to live or die actually dares to challenge me and stick out his tongue at me. Does it think it is Mina?"
In the live broadcast room, many netizens burst out laughing.
"Fat Tiger is such a dog. If you want to catch a snake, just catch it! They are looking for all kinds of excuses. If a snake doesn't tell you something, is it still a snake?"
"May I ask Brother Da Diao, what kind of big-headed snake is that? It feels a bit deformed!"
"Brother Da Diao: That's the big-headed snake from the country of coconuts. It has a big head and a small body. It's poisonous!"
"Brother Da Diao: That's the armored viper from the land of coconuts. It's indeed poisonous!"
"Big-headed snake: If you want to incriminate yourself, why bother?"
"Is sticking out your tongue a provocation? I think many girls like sticking out their tongues!"
"Fat Tiger: Remember, sticking out your tongue is a provocation! Next time you meet a girl like this, don't give her face, just go over and bite her tongue!"
"Fat Tiger: I didn't teach you, I never said that, don't slander me!"
"I'm curious, why did Fat Tiger mention Mina? Why didn't he mention Yahuako?"
"Hehe... because Fat Tiger likes sister Mina more! Don't men all like sisters who are eighteen years old? Sister Mina happens to be eighteen."
"This 'hehe' is very spiritual!"
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Wu Hu took out the wooden drill from the drill barrel tied to his thigh, clasped it between his fingers, and then suddenly turned his head not far away and burrowed into the grass to catch the fat snake that wanted to walk.
It is fast, but Wu Hu is faster than it.
As soon as the big fat snake's head got into the grass, its body was already pierced with three wooden dowels, and its whole body began to twist in the grass.
Wu Hu pulled out a short spear, went up to it and beat the big-headed snake, helping the big-headed fat snake solve a lifetime of pain.
When he sat down to take a breath, Wu Hu became a little confused.
It's true that there are snake bags for snakes, but this snake bag is now filled with wild vegetables. Did Lin throw this poisonous snake into the pile of wild vegetables?
Although there seems to be nothing wrong with it, I still feel that something is not right. If the venomous snake has just sprayed venom, there will still be venom left in the mouth, and the venom will flow into the wild vegetables. Then someone will be curious about the taste of the wild vegetables and cook them.
eat……
Wu Hu shook his head and ended his crazy reverie. He picked up the big fat snake and cut off its head. Then he dug a pit on the spot and buried the snake's head.
Wu Hu hung the remaining snake body upside down in the stream and let the snake's blood flow into the water.
After the snake's blood dried up, Wu Hu tied the body of the snake with its tail still moving into a ball with grass and vines, carried it in his hand, and continued moving forward.
This big-headed snake is actually not that big, only about one meter long, but its belly is quite strong and it should weigh about two kilograms.
If you add the ten kilograms of wild vegetables, there should be about ten points here.
Wu Hu estimated that the other groups should have gained more than them. After all, they actually wasted a lot of time. It took him at least two hours to build a shelter.
While walking, Wu Hu chatted with netizens in the live broadcast room. Of course, he couldn't see the comments from netizens, so he could only talk to himself, "What I hope most now is to meet someone bigger."
For prey, it is best to encounter a wild deer. Of course, the worst result is to encounter a large python or wild boar lurking in the dark."
"Needless to say the big boa constrictor, that kind of big thing can swallow a pig. I was quite worried about Sissi when she went out alone before. As for the wild boar, its skin is too thick and difficult to hunt. Maybe I am too short.
The spear won't have much effect on it. But if it's a deer, it should have some effect. It just depends on whether my spear can hit them."
"Of course, the wild deer also has one disadvantage. It is more alert than the wild boar, and more timid than the wild boar. If something goes wrong, it will immediately turn around and run away. And in this mountain forest, how can a two-legged person?
It's impossible to outrun a four-legged wild deer."
In the live broadcast room, many netizens heard this and immediately came up with ideas. Although they knew that Wu Hu could not see what they said, they were all good teachers.
"It's easy, Fat Tiger. As long as you lie down, you will have four legs in an instant!"
"That's right! Fat Tiger, as long as you don't think of yourself as a human being, you are just a dog!"
"Hahaha...can you be more serious? I'm going to die laughing in the live broadcast room."
"We are all serious people!"
"That's right! Only crooked people see crooked people!"
"Brother, you need to go get some training. Like me, we have all been professionally trained. If you are not funny, you will never laugh!"
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Wu Hu continued to talk to himself, "As for trapping wild deer, there is no need to look forward to it. After all, there are only two days, and the wild deer have only been put into this forest by the program team not long ago. I want to find them."
They are all difficult, let alone their life trajectories.”
"Oh! I really hope that the program team will put the stupid roe deer here as a wild deer, so that if I go over and give it two sticks, I will get the points. It's great!"
Seeing Wu Hu's daydreaming look, netizens laughed miserably, "How unscrupulous must the show crew be to mistake the silly roe deer for a wild deer! Fat Tiger is thinking of eating shit again!"
"Beating a roe deer with a stick and scooping up fish with a gourd, you thought we were in Northeast China!"
"Even in the Northeast, such things are rare. The stupid roe deer is about to be exterminated. That stupid thing is so stupid that it becomes extinct."
"Hahaha……"
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"Forget it, I'd better pick more wild vegetables! Look, there is a piece of wild white cauliflower there." Wu Hu pointed to a small piece of green wild vegetables with white flowers at the foot of the mountain forest beside the stream. He walked over as he spoke.
, put down the things in your hands and start collecting.
While picking, he introduced, "This thing is also called wild nightshade, which is slightly toxic. Solanine is its main harmful substance, but its nutritional value is quite high, so it is okay to eat it in small amounts, but it needs to be cooked completely.
It’s cooked, and you can’t eat it every day…”
Wu Hu just said this while searching along the stream. Finally, when the sun was about to go down, he came across a wild lemon tree.
After happily picking it up and putting it into his backpack, Wu Hu took the snake bag and the fat, headless snake and turned around to go home.
When we returned to the temporary shelter, it was already dark.
Seeing Wu Hu coming back, Yahuazi breathed a sigh of relief and said in a concerned tone: "You didn't encounter any danger, did you? Why didn't you come back until now?"
"I'm fine, I just ran a little far. Is the rabbit ready?" Wu Hu wiped the sweat from his forehead, dropped the wild vegetables, and hung the fat snake on a tree pole not far away.
"It's ready!" Yahuazi said, "You go to the stream to wash yourself first! I just wiped my body briefly..."
Wu Hu didn't ask her what she used to wipe it with, it must have been her clothes!
Turn off the lens, wipe it with your shirt, and then dry the clothes.
Wu Hu nodded, put down his backpack, took off the miniature camera on his forehead, and turned to go to the stream to wash up. The cool stream of water printed on the skin really made people feel refreshed.
After wiping his body casually for a few times, Wu Hu put on his pants again. If he got his pants wet, not only Yahuazi would say anything about him later, but even thousands of netizens would probably say that Wu, someone, deliberately cheated on Tianxian
Acting like a hooligan in front of the young lady.
The clothes were soaked and washed a few times in the stream, then they were wrung out, wiped on the face, and washed a few times, then took off the shoes and socks, and put the smelly socks soaked with sweat into the stream and rinsed a few times.
, then put on shoes, went back shirtless, carrying clothes and socks.
"Have you encountered a snake?" Seeing Wu Hu come back, Yahuazi looked at the headless snake hanging on the tree trunk not far away and asked curiously: "What kind of snake is that? Is it poisonous?"
Wu Hu nodded and said: "It's the big-headed armored viper, a venomous snake unique to the Coconut Country. Although it's not very poisonous, it will be very troublesome once bitten by it. You will definitely be eliminated."
Wu Hu said as he hung the clothes on the clothes rack prepared by Yahuazi, and used two small wooden sticks to hold up the socks and put them next to the campfire to bake.
Then he ran to the stream and brought back the weeds that were softened by the sun. "Put these grasses under the hammock when you sleep at night. It will be more comfortable when you sleep!"
Yahuazi nodded and said, "Let's eat first! We've been hungry all day."
Wu Hu burst into laughter, "Didn't I leave the salt for you before? Why don't you eat some rabbit meat pad first to cushion your stomach? Do you think that when I come back and eat together, I will thank you? No, I will only
Ask, are you stupid?"
When Wu Hu told the central issue, Yahuazi immediately glared at him and said through gritted teeth: "Fat Hu, you bitch, you really don't understand good people's hearts. Tell me! Do you want to die?"
Wu Hu quibbled and said: "Of course I don't want to! In fact, I am helping you, because if you are waiting here for me to come back, some netizens will think you are stupid? Why don't you know how to eat something to fill your stomach first? So?
If I tell you first, they will sympathize with you and think that you are waiting for me here because you are a team player, but I am biting Lu Dongbin..."
In the live broadcast room, many netizens started to cry.
"Fat Tiger, this piece of shit, he actually told me what I was thinking. Damn it!"
"No! I think Sister Tianxian has a team spirit. Moreover, if Sister Tianxian dares to eat first, there will definitely be more people scolding her. After all, Fat Tiger is still working outside!"
"Indeed! But Fat Tiger is indeed a dog. He obviously scolded my Sissy, but we can't say anything about him yet..."
"You called him a dog, but you dared to say you didn't scold him? Haha..."