Chapter 176 Don't ask, this is someone's business secret!
At this time, Wu Hu's scar had healed and he had forgotten the pain.
But in fact, the scar on his waist and ribs has not healed yet and is still purple!
He just habitually insulted Yahuazi a few times. When he remembered Yahuazi's cruelty, he stopped thinking of continuing to hurt her.
Then he took the bottle of honey water and poured some into the coconut shell. Then he took out two small wild limes from his backpack and squeezed some lime juice into the coconut shell.
After mixing the bee water and lime juice, use a blade of grass dipped in the juice to pat the rabbit meat continuously. Finally, pat all the juice onto the rabbit meat, and then sprinkle with some salt.
"Okay, come on, eat some rabbit legs!"
Wu Hu ruthlessly pulled off a rabbit leg and handed it to Yahuazi.
Yahuazi snorted softly, took the rabbit leg, and bit it bitterly, as if he thought the rabbit leg was Wu Hu and wanted to chew it into pieces.
After the two of them ate half of the rabbit meat, Wu Hu stopped.
Yahuazi asked: "You don't want to eat?"
"Well, I won't eat it. Save it and eat it tomorrow."
"But if you don't eat enough, will you have the strength to go diving in the sea at night?"
"I've eaten more than a pound of meat, so that's about it. Whether to dive at night depends on whether you can gain more. Anyway, it's just to go to the bottom of the sea to pick up conches and the like. If it's not cost-effective, just give up. In fact, the most cost-effective way is
Pick wild vegetables and hunt other prey at the same time, so as not to waste time." Wu Hu shook his head and said: "We only have one day left."
Yahuazi nodded, got up, picked up the soft weeds, spread them on the hammock, and asked Wu Hu: "Where will you sleep at night?"
"The ground is ready. I've prepared a lot of weeds. I'll just spread some on the ground soon."
Wu Hu said that he would put half of the rabbit meat aside and away from the campfire. When it was dry, he would wrap it in a plastic bag and put it in his backpack.
As for the plastic bags, they were used by the program crew to wrap towels. They had kept them before, and Tietie prepared them for them when they went out this time.
But because they only took one out, he didn't want to take it out to pack the dead snake before, but he was worried that he wouldn't have anything to pack the remaining rabbit meat when he came back at night.
Wu Hu had already thought about how much he would eat and keep.
Yahuazi spread the weeds and lay down on the hammock. After feeling it for a while, she couldn't help but laugh, "It's pretty good! Do you want to come up and feel it?"
This remark was criticized by many netizens in the live broadcast room, especially her fans.
"Why does Sissi always say such ridiculous things? As an idol, doesn't she pay attention to her words and personal image? I'm so angry!"
"Yahuazi didn't do well in school, what kind of culture do you have? Haha..."
"Go away! Our Xianxian graduated from Beidian. If you have the ability, you should take the exam!"
"Don't be too demanding about the cultural level of those celebrities."
"Perhaps Yahuazi said this intentionally?"
"Shit! That's nonsense. Our Sissy is just a little silly occasionally."
"I think what Sissi said is correct! It's just you who are disgusting and you are overthinking it!"
"That's right! People who are disgusting at heart will feel disgusted no matter what they think."
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Although Wu Hu also felt that Yahuazi's words were a bit ambiguous, he didn't point it out. He just shook his head and said: "Forget it, I'm afraid that the vine will break after a while and I have to do it again. It will be too troublesome."
Yahuazi hummed, "That's alright! Don't say that I can just monopolize good resources by myself."
Wu Hu laughed, and the girl became arrogant again, "This was originally prepared for you!"
"Then thank you!"
Yahuazi curled her lips and thought to herself: Don't think I can forgive you so easily!
"You're welcome!" Wu Hu pretended not to hear Yahuazi's awkwardness. He put on a small searchlight, stood up, picked up the bag of wild vegetables, turned around and walked towards the stream.
A snake bag full of wild vegetables weighed at least twenty kilograms. After all, this was a large snake bag used to hold boa constrictors, and he knew quite a few wild vegetables. If he was given enough time, Wu Hu estimated that
You can earn one hundred points just by picking wild vegetables.
However, one hundred points is not too much. As long as someone can hunt a wild deer or a wild boar, the points can easily reach hundreds.
Therefore, if you want to win, you still need some luck and you have to encounter large prey.
"What are you going for?" Yahuazi asked in confusion.
"Secret!" He raised his hand and waved.
In an instant, Yahuazi's curiosity was piqued.
So she jumped off the hammock, put on a searchlight, and followed Wu Hu to the stream.
As a result, Wu Hu used coconut shells to pour water on the wild vegetables in the snake bag.
"Fat Hu, what are you doing?" Yahuazi didn't react for a moment.
Wu Hu chuckled and said, "It seems you have never gone to the wet market to buy vegetables!"
"Ah? Is there any connection between this?"
Wu Hu raised his index finger and hissed, "Don't ask, this is a vegetable vendor's trade secret to keep vegetables fresh and juicy!"
Netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter when they saw this scene.
"Gods discuss secrets. If you do it like this, you still have a damn secret!"
"Damn it! Fat Tiger, this profiteer, must have been a vegetable seller before!"
"Vegetarian: Don't slander people and accuse people of their innocence. We just want the general public to eat fresher and more juicy vegetables! Dog head.jpg"
"Program team, do you care about Fat Tiger's blatant cheating?"
"What is cheating? Is this called wisdom in life? Dog head.jpg"
"Hahaha... Fat Tiger's operation is so cool! I didn't expect it at all."
"What the hell, I'm not afraid of teaching my little friend a bad lesson! Haha..."
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When Yahuazi came back to his senses and understood what Wu Hu was doing, he stroked his forehead speechlessly, "Fat Hu, the program team will see it!"
"Look at what you said, we are not doing any illegal activities. I am doing this to keep these wild vegetables fresh. This is common sense in life, right?"
"..."
Yahuazi maintained her skeptical attitude and thought: If you didn't use coconut shells to scoop water and pour it on top, I might really believe you!
Yahuazi, who did not want to join Wu Hu, turned around and returned to the shelter.
Wu Hu looked at the water flowing out of the snake bag and stopped. He felt that it was almost done, and it couldn't be too much, lest the program team would make it difficult.
At this time, the netizens in the live broadcast room were laughing crazy.
Carrying the snake bag that kept leaking water, Wu Hu returned to the temporary shelter, threw the snakeskin bag into the grass next to it, and prepared to sleep for a while.
As a result, Yahuazi turned off the wheat on her chest, lay down on the hammock, and said, "I'm going to sleep, Fat Tiger, tell me a bedtime story!"
Upon hearing Yahuazi's confident request, Wu Hu, who was adding firewood to the bonfire, was stunned for a moment and said, "You are asking too much, and you are not a three-year-old child!"
Yahuazi turned sideways and looked at him silently, her beautiful eyebrows slightly furrowed, and she was obviously threatening, "Don't you dare tell me and try it?" Looking at her like this, it was obvious that her anger had not gone away today and had been building up until now. So Wu Hu
Just turn off the microphone, nod and say: "Okay! I'll tell you!"
Although the mic is turned off, the camera is not turned off, so that even if Yahuazi gets angry accidentally, she will not come over and hit anyone, and her fans will be spared from making wild guesses.
Seeing Wu Hu turn off the microphone, Yahuazi showed his true colors and hummed softly: "Tell me stories and coax me to sleep, and I will forgive you half of what happened today."
As expected, her anger has not subsided! Wu Hu thought to himself and said: "Can you forgive this kind of thing in installments? You are not a capitalist..."
"Then are you going to tell me?" Yahuazi said the threatening words expressionlessly, but the netizens in the live broadcast room were confused and couldn't hear what they said at all.
But it’s not like there’s no precedent in the past. I guess they’re talking about another script!
"Tell me! What story do you want to hear?" Wu Hu threw a piece of firewood into the bonfire. Yahuazi picked it up and had prepared a lot. Apparently she had not been idle before.
Finally, Wu Hu hung the miniature camera on the beam above the shelter, pointed the lens below the two people's chests, and then lay down on the hay-covered ground with his head in his arms.
Yahuazi took a look, stood up, hung her miniature camera on the side, and said, "Didn't you say you have many stories? Let's try telling one casually."
"Well, then let me tell you a story about the 'Witch'!"
"Magic story? European and American?"
"It's a magical story, but the background can be placed anywhere you want! This is a warm and heartwarming, yet bloody and violent story, and the heroine's fighting power is off the charts..."
"..."
As Wu Hu narrated, Yahuazi became more and more confused as he listened.
A heroine with incredible fighting skills? Bloody and violent scenes? Why did the heroine go to the singing audition? Does she want to debut as a star?
As she thought about it, she didn't know when she fell asleep.
Wu Hu watched her close her eyes, her breathing gradually became even, and she exhaled slowly, ending the story that had not yet reached its climax.
So, the first half of "The Witch" makes people sleepy, and that's not just saying it. It means that the director has laid out the foreshadowing very well, so that the thrilling violence later does not seem so abrupt. But the two parts before and after,
It feels a bit fragmented to say the least.
Unfortunately, Yahuazi fell asleep before hearing the exciting part.
Wu Hu closed his eyes and counted the sheep silently. As he continued to count, the shape of the sheep accidentally changed into the shape of a yahuazi, and it still looked like it was clawing at him.
Wu Hu sighed silently, turned around, and continued counting sheep sideways.
In the misty lake, he seemed to see that white greasy look again, and then he woke up with a jolt. Fortunately, there was no embarrassing social death scene.
But it's normal. In this kind of outdoor life, I am usually exhausted to death, so I don't have the energy to think about things that are incompatible with gambling and drugs.
That is to say, today I suddenly encountered something that is rarely encountered in ordinary times, and then...
He didn't know what time it was. He looked at the bonfire and saw that the bonfire was already half burned, so it shouldn't be too early.
So he walked over and pushed Yahuazi awake, "Sissi, wake up..."
Yahuazi waved his hand and murmured: "I hate it, don't disturb my sleep!"