Chapter 280 Wu Hu: Damn! Brother Jing, you cheated me!
Along the way, Wu Hu talked to himself and occasionally made signs.
He was giving some simple martial arts instruction to the netizens in the live broadcast room.
After arriving at the beach, Wu Hu put down his equipment, took off the camera from his head, looked at the sea, and then put the camera aside.
After a night of sedimentation, the sea water has returned to its original state and is not turbid. Wu Hu nodded and started doing warm-up exercises.
After Wu Hu finished his warm-up, the sound of speedboats was heard in the distance.
When he saw this scene, Wu Hu laughed, "It's really hard to be a photographer, life is not easy! I was pulled out of bed early, haha..."
Hearing Wu Hu's gloating laughter, netizens in the live broadcast room laughed and cursed. "Fat Hu is gloating about the misfortune of someone else's photography tool again."
"When I saw him teaching seriously before, I thought he had changed his gender! Sure enough, a country is easy to change, but a nature is hard to change. A fat tiger is a dog!"
"It's strange to say that why Fat Tiger has such a bad personality. Sometimes I can't help scolding him or even want to hit him, but it's hard to dislike him."
"It's not surprising! Although Fat Tiger has a bad personality, loves to brag, loves to hold grudges, is evil and petty, and will retaliate when he gets angry, but most of the time, he talks in front of everyone."
"Actually, there are times when he does subtle things, but most of them are harmless. They are just jokes and do not really touch the bottom line of human nature."
"Actually, it's just like some bad friends. As long as they don't go too far and don't touch the bottom line, those bad friends are actually quite fun."
"Because even though Fat Tiger has a bad personality, he is really willing to do anything when it comes to him!"
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Wu Hu didn't know that netizens were discussing his temper in the live broadcast room.
At this time, he took off his clothes, put on his footwear, walked into the sea, patted some seawater on his body, then threw himself into the seawater and swam towards the sea.
The speedboat brought the underwater photography tool man to Wu Hu's side.
"Hey! Good morning, Xiao Zheng!" Wu Hu wiped the sea water from his face, said hello to Xiao Zheng, who was driving the speedboat, and then smiled at the photography tool man: "Sorry to trouble you! I'll let you go early in the morning
It must be very depressing to be dragged out of bed to go to work!
Before the toolman photographer came back, Wu Hu said again, "Don't worry! This situation will keep happening in the future until the end of this show! Haha..."
"...."
The toolman photographer didn't want to talk to him and put on the oxygen mask.
In the live broadcast room, many netizens couldn't help laughing when they heard Wu Hu teasing the camera operator, "Fat Hu has such a bad temper, it really makes people want to beat him!"
"If Mr. Photographer could beat Fat Tiger, he would definitely give Fat Tiger a kick."
"Mr. Photographer, don't be a coward! Jump towards the fat tiger, with your butt back, like a wild goose falling on the sand, and slap the fat tiger in the face! Yahuazi has already demonstrated it for you!"
"Hahaha...I remember again how hopeless Fat Tiger looked that day." "Haha..."
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After teasing the photographer's tool, Wu Hu turned over, plunged into the sea, and dived towards the bottom of the sea. At this time, the bottom of the sea was slightly dark because the sun had not yet come out.
At the same time, everyone in the second group's shelter had gotten up one after another. They didn't see Fat Tiger boxing, so everyone was a little confused.
"Where's Fat Tiger? Where did he go?"
Yahuazi looked at everyone with a confused expression.
Everyone, you look at me and I look at you, as if to say: You ask me, who am I asking? "Go to the toilet!" Old Hu said.
Zhan Langjing shook his head, "The spear gun Jia Pu is missing. I guess Fat Tiger went hunting."
"..."
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and Sister Mina patted her head, "Did Brother Tiger say last night that he would go stalking in the morning?"
Tie Tie shook his head, "No!"
Yahuazi became confused, "Don't we still have smoked fish? Why is Fat Tiger so anxious? Did he predict that the weather will change again?"
Zhan Langjing coughed lightly and said, "Let's go wash up first! Sister Tietie will make a fire and boil water. I'll go to the beach to see if there are any shrimps, crabs or the like in the traps."
"Brother Jing, it's better for me to go!" Lao Hu said, "The injury on your hand hasn't healed yet!"
Zhan Langjing looked at his right hand. The swelling on his right hand had subsided, but the red spots had not disappeared. Occasionally, there was still a stinging and itching sensation. It was estimated that the remaining poison had not been eliminated.
"It's okay! It's not like my foot was injured." Zhan Langjing said without even frowning.
Lao Hu laughed and said, "You have to use your hands to pull those traps out of the sea. The wounds will probably start to hurt again if you use force!"
Zhan Langjing looked at his hands and fell silent. Although he didn't want to admit it, that was the truth.
Milk Cha Lun smiled and said: "Brother Jing, just take a rest. Lao Hu and I both rested for several days! If you work so hard, wouldn't it be embarrassing for Lao Hu and me?"
Lao Hu nodded and said: "That's right! Let me go and have a look! You heal the injury first. By the way, Fat Tiger still had half a slug left yesterday that he didn't use! Brother Lun, take that half of the slug."
Add some water to the insect, mash it up, and apply it to Brother Jing to try to recover as soon as possible."
Milk Cha Lun gave him an OK sign, "Put it on me!" Then everyone started to wash up.
Lao Hu simply brushed his teeth and rubbed his face, then carried the fish basket and headed towards the seaside.
When Lao Hu came to the beach, he happened to see Wu Hu emerging from the sea in the distance, wiping the sea water on his face.
So he shouted loudly: "Fat Tiger, what's the harvest?"
Wu Hu turned around and saw Lao Hu standing on the beach with his hands on his waist. However, Wu Hu did not reply. He just waved to him. It took a lot of effort to speak loudly.
Seeing this, Lao Hu stopped questioning Wu Hu and ran to the side to check the trap.
First, he looked at the cofferdam trap. A hairtail fish appeared in it, but it looked dead. Lao Hu's eyes brightened slightly. He ran over and poked the fish carcass with his fingers. Then he twisted it with his fingers and found that the fish meat was not there.
It's not rotten and should be edible.
Speaking of which, the number of times they picked up hairtail fish at this beach was not that many, but the number of times they were able to eat hairtail fish was not many. Mainly because every time they picked up hairtail, most of them were rotten.
In addition to hairtail, there are also crabs, shrimps, shrimp frogs...
Seeing this, Lao Hu laughed and said to himself, "It seems that yesterday's rain was not entirely a bad thing! The harvest seems to be quite a lot."
After loading the seafood in the cofferdam trap into the fish basket, he climbed onto the nearby rocks and pulled up the fish trap thrown into the sea water.
The harvest from the first two fish traps was pretty good, with a few crabs, a few conchs, and two small fish. But the third fish trap disappeared without a trace, leaving only an old vine soaked in the sea water.
Here, the vines tied to the trap were probably worn down by the rocks!
Fortunately, nothing happened to the fourth fish trap.
More than half an hour later, Wu Hu walked out of the sea with a circle of big and small fish around his waist. He looked at Old Hu and said, "Fat Hu, if I leave you alone here, you will definitely survive."
Okay! This wilderness life will be stress-free for you!"
Wu Hu shook his head and said: "Pull him down! I must be crazy alone! Those who can live alone in the wilderness for dozens of days, any one of them, they are all ruthless people."
While talking, Wu Hu took off the fish from his waist and threw them on the beach. There were seven of them, the largest one was sixty or seventy centimeters, and the smallest one was about forty centimeters.
After taking off his trousers, Wu Hu found a saber from his pocket, started to disembowel the fish, took out the internal organs, and threw them into the fish trap as bait, leaving only the fish bubbles.
After briefly dealing with it, Wu Hu put on his clothes, carried the fish, and headed back home together with Lao Hu, who was rushing to carry the speargun.
On the way, Lao Hu asked him: "Why did you suddenly go hunting for fish this morning?"
Wu Hu shook his head and said: "We have been on this desert island for almost fifty days. Based on the ninety-day period, we have already passed half of it. But I estimate that except for our second group, the other groups will not be able to survive the ninety-day period."
Ten days. Last season, the show ended in less than sixty days. This season, the show ended
Although the situation at home is better, it probably won’t be that long.”
Lao Hu nodded, "Speaking of which, our second group's life is not bad, but I do feel very tired, not only physically, but mentally as well. If it weren't for you, we probably wouldn't have been able to last long.
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Wu Hu smiled and said, "I just thought you were complimenting me!"
After smiling, Wu Hu said again: "Recently, our group's food reserves have become less and less. Yesterday, we even used flour. I was panicking when I didn't have any food left at home, so I decided not to box in the morning in the future to save my energy."
Let's take a sneak hunting trip so that we can store more food. Even if we encounter a typhoon later, we don't have to worry too much."
"Do you think there will be a typhoon?" Lao Hu was a little surprised.
Wu Hu shook his head and said: "I couldn't predict this, but it can be estimated that we encountered a typhoon around the middle of last month. And this month, it is already the middle, but the typhoon has not yet arrived..."
"You mean, there is a typhoon every month?"
"What I mean is that we have to make this preparation according to the plan to face a typhoon once a month, so as not to be caught off guard when there is a typhoon."
"Preparing for a rainy day?!"
"right!"
Netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help but sigh when they heard Wu Hu's words.
"I wonder why Fat Tiger suddenly changed his gender! However, if I could, I would tell Fat Tiger that there was indeed a typhoon this month, but it has passed! Haha..."
"Fat Tiger's guess is really accurate! Haha..."
"Do typhoons still have this pattern?"
"What a rule! If typhoons have such a pattern, how can they still cause unexpected events? Fat Tiger is making an emergency plan for himself! It's just to prepare for a rainy day and be prepared for danger in times of peace."
"Isn't he tired? The players in each group look very tired!"
"I can only say that Fat Tiger's physique is a bit abnormal! But it's not like there are people with abnormal physiques, such as the eight-part chasing man in the NBA league!"
"Don't just open your mouth! I'm obviously Liubulang!" "Hahaha..."
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It's like this every time. We're having a good conversation and the topic suddenly goes sideways.
Back at the shelter, Wu Hu went to the river to wash off the sea water on his body, then changed into dry clothes and made breakfast for everyone.
Everyone again brought up the question of him going hunting in the morning. Wu Hu gave the same answer, but added at the end, "Everyone needs to conserve enough energy for group activities on the weekend, so this week everyone is focusing on conserving energy."
, Reduce working time.”
Zhan Langjing smiled bitterly, "It's all my fault. If my hand hadn't been injured, you wouldn't have had to hunt twice a day..."
Zhan Langjing felt that Wu Hu suddenly went hunting in the morning. It must be because of his injured hand. Otherwise, he used to box in the morning. He felt that Wu Hu must be embarrassed to say it directly, so he found an excuse about a typhoon.
, to fool everyone.
But now that he has thought of it, he can't pretend to be ignorant and hide it. He has to let everyone understand Fat Hu's good intentions.
When Wu Hu saw this, he couldn't help but laugh, "Brother Jing, do you think too highly of yourself? You have old arms and legs, and your physical strength has declined seriously. If I hadn't taken care of you as an old man, I would actually
I’ve wanted to complain about you for a long time. If I just go diving, I’ll gain more than you do in one day!”
Hearing Wu Hu's ruthless ridicule, everyone couldn't help but be stunned and looked at each other.
Zhan Langjing raised his hand and punched Wu Hu on the chest, laughing and scolding, "Damn Fat Tiger, even if you don't want me to feel guilty because I can't go hunting in the sea, you don't have to bury me like this! What if I take it seriously?
manage?"
Wu Hu smiled and said: "I just want you to take it seriously! Only if you take it seriously will your unwillingness to admit defeat be aroused, and then you can quietly accumulate strength and then become a blockbuster instead of feeling guilty and feeling sorry for yourself. I didn't expect you to be quite smart.
, actually saw through it."
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, burst out laughing, and then denounced Wu Hu one after another.
"Fat Tiger, you scared me!" Milk Cha Lun said with a smile: "I just
I'm still thinking, you treated Brother Jing like this, and when I was injured before, were you scolding me for being useless in your heart?"
Lao Hu also nodded, because he had also been injured, twice, and one of them was hilariously shooting himself in the foot.
Wu Hu chuckled and said: "Brother Lun, you are different from Brother Jing. Brother Jing has a side that refuses to admit defeat. He will hold on for the final victory. You are different. Although you will also hold on for the sake of face.
For a moment, but your personality is very strong, I’m afraid that after you get your face back, you will pat your butt and turn around and leave..."
When Lao Hu heard this, he sighed and stared, "Fat Tiger, you haven't studied psychology, have you? You are actually studying our personalities..."
"No! I'm just thinking about it. Tell me, is what I said possible?" Milk Cha Lun laughed and said, "It's really possible!"
Zhan Langjing said with a smile at this time: "Pang Hu, you haven't thought about Sissi and Nana, have you? How about you analyze their characters?"
Then the eyes of Yahuazi and Mina fell on Wu Hu. Mina was okay and felt a little confused. But Yahuazi, her eyes had narrowed slightly, and there was a light in her eyes that made Wu Hu feel a little dangerous.