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Chapter 459 Departure

It was three o'clock in the morning when Master Yu got up.

His face was rosy, he was refreshed, and he didn't look injured at all.

Last night he did it for four and a half hours, and I listened to it for four and a half hours.

There were no shouts from men or women, only the creaking and shaking of the bed board and the occasional strong and sometimes weak sound of applause. Later, I felt so hot and uncomfortable that I simply blocked my ears with paper.

"Morning, Master Yu!"

"morning."

"Sister-in-law Xianshui hasn't gotten up yet?"

"No, she's a little tired, let her sleep a little longer."

"Master Yu, I have a question. I want to ask you about the injury you suffered yesterday..."

He grinned and said, "I did it on purpose. The back is the most important part of martial arts practitioners. I have been practicing martial arts for thirty years, how could I be injured by a group of unscrupulous gangsters?"

"Sometimes when we men pursue women, we must dare to take the initiative and use some small tricks."

"By the way," Master Yu turned to me and said, "I'll go to the flower shop to buy a bouquet of flowers later. You pay the bill."

"For Mrs. Xianshui?" I asked.

He smiled and said: "Today is the first day of our relationship. Of course, we must send flowers to commemorate this special day. You must understand that I, Yu Kelong, am now employed by you, and you are the employer. During this period, in addition to food, clothing, housing and transportation,

, all my expenses have to be paid by you!"

"No problem, I understand these rules! Is it okay if I just give you a sum of money? Is two hundred thousand enough? That way you don't have to ask me for it every time."

Yu Ke frowned and shook his head: "No! How much does it cost? Just ask the employer for how much! This is an old rule! Don't break the rules!"

Unexpectedly, he also knew how to do ikebana. I told him to buy red roses. Red roses are the most colorful in July, but he insisted on buying "purple roses". At that time, there were only a few small flower shops in Huangshi, and most of them only had red roses and white roses.

It took a lot of effort to find the purple rose.

I asked him why he insisted on buying the purple one?

Master Yu explained: "Red roses represent young and passionate love. My sister-in-law Xianshui and I have passed that age, so it is inappropriate. White roses represent noble and pure love, which is inappropriate. Yellow roses represent sad and waiting love.

It’s not appropriate either. Only purple roses are suitable. It symbolizes the mature love between men and women, because we are all mature.”

I rarely send flowers to women, so I don’t understand that there is so much to say here.

I suddenly remembered that the last time I gave my hair to a foreign old lady was also a red rose. It seemed that I had made a mistake in giving it to her. I had to teach her when I got back.

Sister-in-law Xianshui was very happy after receiving the purple rose, but when she heard that Master Yu was leaving with me, Sister-in-law Xianshui's face immediately darkened.

Seeing this, I hurriedly said: "We will come back as soon as we finish our work! I have paid for this room on a monthly basis. Sister Xianshui, just stay here and wait for us to come back!"

Master Yu also nodded: "Yes, sister, just wait for me. We will be away for ten days at most, and we will come back when we are done."

Sister Xianshui is not that clingy little girl. She knows her priorities well. After my persuasion, she agreed to wait here for us to come back.

At noon, I bought a second-hand Santana and planned to drive this car to Shiyan. I like to drive this kind of cheap second-hand car that costs several thousand yuan. Firstly, it is low-key and will not attract attention. Secondly, because I drive it every day.

Just throw it away after driving it once. I have thrown away at least seven or eight cars before.

We were supposed to leave at five o'clock in the afternoon, but Master Yu kept asking him to wait. He said he had called a friend to deliver something.ωωw..net

Waiting until about 6:30, a middle-aged fat man from out of town arrived at the hotel where we were staying. I saw that the fat man gave Master Yu something wrapped in red cloth, which looked very mysterious.

I asked what it was?

Master Yu put the red cloth into the yellow cloth bag and said: "This is five hundred dollars. It is a very powerful traditional weapon. It is usually not easily shown to others. This time I was afraid of encountering a difficult master, so I asked my fellow disciple to bring it to me.

.”

I immediately understood that if Five Hundred Dollars relies on its fingers to kill people, then this weapon has a 90% chance of being a "finger tiger"!

If Master Yu brought a finger tiger, he would definitely be extremely powerful!

Before leaving, Yu Kenluo called the fat man who was delivering the things and told him: "Junior brother, besides delivering the things, I also want to ask you for something else. You are secretly protecting my sister. I'm afraid that after I leave, those gangsters will

The little gangsters came to trouble him."

The fat man immediately handed over his hand: "Don't worry, this matter will be taken care of by me."

The fat man asked again: "Senior brother, what kind of people are you going to deal with this time? When the master was still alive, he once warned us on the third day that the Tiger God Lotus is too lethal! Someone will definitely die as soon as it appears! It cannot be used easily!"

I was secretly shocked as I listened.

"Tiger God Lotus?"

I guess this thing should be a secret weapon inherited from Jiangxi's Five Hundred Money School! It's like Xie Qirong's big rattle that can beat out people's brains!

"Junior brother, there is no need to ask more. Maybe I won't need this thing during this trip. In short, just keep my girl safe for me."

.....

It was late at night, and a black broken-down Santana was driving slowly on the road.

The little Taoist priest lied to me.

He said it’s not that far! I just looked at the map! It’s at least a few hundred kilometers away! It’ll be great if we can get there at noon tomorrow!

"Boy, I said your car is too old! Why doesn't it even have a piece of glass?"

I laughed while driving: "It's hard to make money these days, so save it if you can. This car is missing a few pieces of glass, but it's cheap! The glass is at least more than 10,000 yuan! This one is only a few thousand yuan! Besides,

Master Yu, it’s summer, let’s enjoy the evening breeze for two yuan, and we’ll save money on the air conditioner!”

Never imagined.

After running on the road for about an hour, before we even got onto the national highway, it suddenly started to rain, and it rained heavily!

Master Yu kept wiping his face.

He turned to me and asked: "Why don't you check the weather forecast?"

The rain was pouring down, and the thunder was booming! And it was mixed with strong wind!

I also wiped my face vigorously and said loudly: "I didn't expect it to rain!"

Master Yu wiped the water from his face again and said, "Do you think we should find a place to avoid the rain now?"

We have already left the Yellowstone boundary!

This place is completely out of nowhere! I don’t know where it is! Not to mention a hotel around! Not even a ghost!

I said loudly: "Keep it up! There might be a hotel ahead!"

Master Yu's face turned dark, and he spat out the water in his mouth.

Misfortunes never come singly. When people are unlucky, they always have bad luck one after another!

The car suddenly made an abnormal noise, then the front of the car shook non-stop, and finally slowly stopped.

Master Yu had already taken off his shirt and covered his head. He suddenly said excitedly: "There is a house ahead! Go there to hide from the rain!"

When I saw it, it was true!

We got out of the car immediately and ran there in the rain.

This is an old house from before liberation, not far from the roadside. The theme structure is the old blue bricks. It looks like it hasn't been lived in for a long time.

There was a rusty old lock on the door. I was anxious to take shelter from the rain, but Master Yu kicked the door open.

I took out my mobile phone and illuminated it. It turned out to be a courtyard inside. I entered the main house and looked around. It was very shabby.

There was no bed, only a few pieces of solid wood furniture that were eaten by insects and rats, and the floor was covered with all kinds of garbage and dust.

I simply tidied up a place, found things that could be burned, and started a fire. I sat on the floor, holding my wet clothes on wooden sticks to warm the fire and chat.

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew, and a ball of waste paper blew into my face.

When I opened it, I saw the number "9" written upside down with a brush on the ball of paper.

I was stunned and quickly threw the paper away, cursing bad luck!

This is "coat paper", also called "lucky money", which is burned to the dead. The numbers on it are written backwards. There are fifty sheets in a pack. Generally, as many sheets as the person has lived are burned. For example, if someone lives

If you are 60 years old, write one to sixty on your coat paper.

Master Yu obviously understood. He looked around and said loudly to the air: "Sorry to bother you. I'm passing by on a rainy day. I'll stay here for one night and leave afterwards."

No one responded, and the only response we received was the sparse sound of rain.

"Ah sneeze!"

Feeling sleepy, I sneezed, looked up at the roof, and found two loops of thick rope wrapped around the beams.

"Master Yu, I don't know why this place hasn't been demolished. I always feel it's so gloomy."

"Haha, are you afraid of this when you are a tomb robber?"

"How could I be afraid? I just said it casually!"

He said: "Stop talking about this, talk about something else. How many girlfriends has your kid had?"

I said there were too many, I couldn’t remember them clearly, there were at least dozens of them.

Master Yu immediately smiled and said: "Awesome, youth is your asset, what is your best move in bed? Do you need me to teach you a move or two?"

"Hey! Master Yu, I won't feel sleepy if you talk about this!"

"It's hard to say which move I'm good at. Anyway, I can turn over six, eight, and nine!"

"Six tops, eight pressures, nine turns? What kind of trick is that? I've never heard of it," he said.

"Haha, Master Yu, you still don't know much!"

"Let's just talk about this flip! There are three types of flips: side flips, front flips, and back flips! For women, if you flip once, it won't work! If you flip twice, her nails can dig into your flesh! If you flip three times, tut tut tut.

....."

"Master Yu, do you know how to detect treasures in the Dragon Palace?"

"Can you make a snail turn?"

"King Kong knocks on the door, will you?"

"Diao Chan, do you know how to worship the moon?"

"Do you know how to fish in the shallow bottom?"

"Would you do it if a goat hit a tree?"

"Do you know how to possess the turtle spirit in Zen?"......(I learned these from the old Gu King's ancient book.)

"Boy, you are indeed amazing! I have never heard of most of what you are talking about!"

"Of course that's great! But having said that, Master Yu, we can talk in private. We men can't be too obsessed with women. We still have to have great ambitions and put our career first."

Master Yu was about to speak, but suddenly, his expression changed! He stared behind me without blinking.

I felt a cold air behind my back, so I slowly turned my head.


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