"You piece of shit! Do you know how to drive? Don't get on the road with your poor skills!!"
"Yeah! Look at how powerful you are these two times! You're hot, aren't you? Hit me!"
"Hit your mother!"
On the road, two drivers ignored each other and got into a fight on the road. Good guy, you moved the dragon to swing its tail, and I used the black bear to hit me. The two of them rolled on the ground with dirt all over their bodies. The fight was so lively.
The two of them parked their cars across the road so that other cars could not pass, which caused a traffic jam. Drivers kept honking their horns, and passers-by came up and shouted loudly: "Okay, okay! Don't make noise at the stalls."
Come on! Stop making noise at the stall!"
I tapped the horn twice, looked at the battle ahead and said casually: "Awesome, it's a trick for a monkey to steal peaches. Just steal it once, and that person will definitely not be able to recover if he doesn't stay in bed for two days."
Dr. Fan asked me out of curiosity: "Yunfeng, are all Fujian people so irritable? Also, what did they mean when they said it was numb and spicy?"
I explained: "Fujian folk customs have been fierce since ancient times. It's normal for them to fight if they don't like each other. In the dialect they speak, Ma means food. For example, if you say this person is a No-Maj, it means food comparison. Spicy means arrogance.
It means, for example, did he just say you were hot, or that you were arrogant?"
"Oh...so that's what it means," Divine Doctor Fan suddenly pointed at himself and said, "Then if I say I'm numb, does that mean I'm bad?"
"No, no! Sister Fan, you can't say that you are numb! If you say that, it will change the flavor of your words."
Seeing the confusion on her face, I shook my head and thought: "You have to ask Tingting about this. How can I, a man, understand what numbness means? I can only guess that it may be the feeling of touching 220v voltage."
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Another two hours later.
Hunting Forest, deep in the woods.
"Yunfeng, did you remember it wrong? It's not here."
"Huh? No, I remember this place! Why is that cabin missing?"
"There! Did you see it?"
The cabin in the forest still looks the same, with no changes at all, except for a lonely grave piled up behind the cabin.
The door was unlocked, so I pushed it open and found that the room was empty and no one was there.
"Not at home? Where did he go?"
The snake girl doesn't have a mobile phone, and she's saying that there's no signal in the woods.
"Yunfeng, is it... that he is no longer here...?"
I turned around and looked at the dilapidated cabin, feeling a little sad. Could it be that I came too late...
At this moment, there was a sudden muffled sound!
The snake girl appeared at the door. When he saw me, he dropped the basket he was holding on the ground.
"Brother Xiang!"
The snake girl rushed in and hugged me.
"Brother Xiang! Brother Xiang, I will never forget you! I knew you meant what you said! I knew you would definitely come to me!"
She was so excited that she cried even more as she spoke.
"Okay, don't cry. Didn't I keep my promise and take you for treatment?"
The Snake Girl is still the same, not much has changed, except that her face looks thinner, and the background color of her eyes is still brown, which makes you feel weird after looking at it for a long time.
"Are you okay? How is your illness?"
The snake girl was sobbing so hard that she wiped her eyes and said: "Brother Xiang, my illness is still the same. It's just that I listened to your words and haven't drank snake blood for more than a year. Now I feel sick every night."
It hurts so much that I have to take many painkillers at a time to fall asleep."
It makes me feel a little sad to see her like this. I can imagine that every night she is tortured by this insect disease and lies in bed tossing and turning, unable to sleep.
"Can you let me take a look at it for you?" Divine Doctor Fan said.
Perhaps because she had been alone for a long time, Snake Girl was a little scared when she saw strangers. She held my arms with both hands and was obviously a little bit resistant to Dr. Fan.
I comforted and persuaded her, saying that this was a good friend of mine, and she slowly let down her guard.
After taking his pulse, Divine Doctor Fan frowned into a frown.
"This is too serious, people can still be alive..."
"Little sister, let me take a look at your tongue coating."
The snake girl opened her mouth and slowly stuck out her tongue.
Just say that we normal people can touch the tip of their chin with their tongues? Not even, but she can! Really.
"alright."
"Sister Fan, what do you think?" I asked.
Because the snake girl was present, she didn't answer and just stared at me for a few seconds.
I instantly understood what she meant. It seemed that even the top doctors had no good solution for this strange disease.
The snake girl obviously understood. She lowered her head and said in a lonely voice: "I know my fate. Many generations of snake girls have not lived past the age of thirty."
I immediately said: "Don't be discouraged! You must have the confidence to completely cure this disease! I am here to take you to Miao Village for treatment!"
She was very happy after hearing this. She shook my arm and said coquettishly: "It feels so good, so good. I feel confident now."
This evening.
There is another wooden house not far from this wooden house. Because it is usually too dirty when no one lives in it, I simply swept the dust and lived here alone, while she lived in the same room.
It was around 11 o'clock, not long after I blew out the candles and lay down, I heard the door slowly open with a creaking sound.
It's a snake girl, her eyes are so obvious in the dark environment.
"Brother Xiang...Brother Xiang...are you asleep?"
"What?"
"Hey...guess what I want to do." As she spoke, she climbed onto the small wooden bed where I slept.
"Brother Xiang, do you still remember what happened when we were in the snake cave?"
"Remember, never forget."
She drew circles on my chest with her fingers and said softly: "To be honest, have you thought about me in the past year?"
"I haven't thought about it," I said.
"Hey...you must be lying, I don't believe you don't want to," she suddenly used force and grabbed my vital parts! I almost scared to death.
"Brother Xiang, don't move..."
"Hiss...fuck you."
That strong feeling made me subconsciously clutch the sheets.
I looked at the wooden roof and imagined myself as a living train. Once the volcano erupted, it might burn the cabin clean immediately.
"Brother Xiang, if I cannot be cured this time and die, I don't want to leave any regrets. My wish is to be a real woman for once. Can you satisfy my little wish..."
I gasped for air, and I couldn't help but let out a cry.
She didn't move her upper body clothes, and then slowly took off her pants.
My anger was really aroused, and I immediately turned over and pinned her down fiercely.
She held my face in her hands, her brown pupils shining faintly.
After a while, she asked in a surprised tone: "How could this happen...Brother Xiang, you haven't even touched me yet, and it's over?"
"this....."
I scratched my head and explained forcefully: "I am practicing a kind of skill recently, which is called dragonfly touching water."
