"Tell me the truth, did you do anything bad last night?"
Early the next morning, Dr. Fan asked me with a smile on his face.
"Where is it? No! I slept until dawn yesterday and didn't do anything."
"Are you a liar? Look at your face now!"
She took a small mirror and handed it to me.
"Oh shit! Who the hell is this?"
In the mirror, my face is as white as a piece of paper! And my lips have no color either.
Dr. Fan snatched back her small mirror and said to me with a cold face: "Your constitution is already strong in yang and weak in yin. You must have done something bad last night. Now you have a strong yang and a strong deficiency! If you don't keep it, you may die of yang deficiency."
If you take the risk, just wait to die."
"Sister Fan! Sister Fan, don't leave!"
"Don't touch me! Who is your sister!"
"Brother Xiang, why are you two quarreling?" At this time, the snake girl came out of the wooden house.
"Shh... stop talking..." I tried my best to wink at her.
Divine Doctor Fan took out a thin lady's cigarette from her pocket, took a puff and said calmly: "Sister Snake, are you a human or a ghost? How did you do it? You sucked all the yang energy out of his body in one night."
"No! Sister Fan, you misunderstood! Something happened between the two of us yesterday, but it didn't get to the last step!"
The snake girl nodded, and she said simply: "Yes, my mother taught me. She said that it is only completed when two people are connected together. Brother Xiang finally got the idea, so we were not connected together last night.
"
"A little bit of water?"
Dr. Fan turned to look at me. She held a cigarette in her hand and suddenly burst into laughter!
She laughed so hard that her waist collapsed.
Divine Doctor Fan wiped his tears and said loudly: "No... No, Xiang Yunfeng, you think this little girl is simple and easy to deceive, right? I'm laughing so hard! Hahaha! Why didn't you say you used it?
Recruiting chickens to peck the rice!"
"Quality!"
"Pay attention to quality!"
I said unhappily: "You are a highly educated miracle doctor, how can you say such low-quality words? What do you mean by chicken pecking at rice? What kind of rice? Is it that small peanut?"
Divine Doctor Fan's face turned red! She cursed: "You stinky idiot!"
The two of us could only count it as foreplay last night and didn't get to the last step because I finally hit the brakes.
Some people ask why you hit the brakes, but they just push the brakes and get in. Can you hold back?
Haha, you underestimate my determination, right?
I have been struggling in the world of martial arts for so many years, and the reason why I have not fallen over is all because of this determination.
The snake girl also noticed that I looked ugly. She thought for a while and whispered to me: "Brother Xiang, my mother said that men tend to be weak. Are you weak? We have passed down a snake girl from generation to generation.
It is a folk remedy. If you use this recipe to boil a pot of soup and drink it, it will be a great tonic for men."
"Home remedies? What kind of soup?" I asked.
"My mother said it's called Menghan soup, which uses the tail meat of three kinds of snakes and nine kinds of Chinese medicinal materials. It's very tonic," she said with a smile.
I thought for a while and said: "Then you can make a pot for me and I can taste it at will."
Then she took me to the back mountain to catch snakes. She said that three kinds of snakes are the most important drug inducers.
"It's so cold now, where can there be snakes?" I asked doubtfully on the way.
She smiled and said: "Brother Xiang, you don't know that for us snake girls, the snakes on this mountain are all our servants. It is not difficult for the master to find a servant who is sleeping in."
Then I saw a very amazing scene.
It was like her eyes were equipped with radar. When she stood on the hillside, she glanced back and forth to determine a location. She took a small shovel and dug there, and immediately dug out a snake hole.
Then she took a few dry leaves, spitted on the leaves, lit the leaves with a lighter and fanned the hole. After a while, I saw a big black snake crawling out of the hole.
!
The snake girl immediately stretched out her hand to hold the snake's body, cut off the snake's head with a knife and threw it away.
In this way, she caught three different big snakes in the morning. On the way back, she jumped up and introduced: "Brother Xiang, these three snakes are the boss, second and third snakes in this mountain. They are all friends of mine when I was a child. The boss
The second one is called Rice Shovel Head, the second one is called Tree Dragon, and the third one is called Golden Leg Belt. All three of them are highly poisonous and can kill an elephant with one bite. What do you think? It’s awesome, right?"
I said speechlessly: "Since they are your friends, why do you want to kill them?"
The snake girl was a little unhappy and said, "Then if I don't kill them, how will you replenish your body?"
"Oh... If so, let's kill them all."
"Well, Brother Xiang, we still need an important medicine. I don't have it here, so I'm going to borrow it from Mr. Xiao. I won't be back until the afternoon."
"Xiao Taigong, where is the Xiangting Snake House?"
The snake girl nodded.
"Okay, then go ahead, I'm waiting to taste your big tonic soup!"
There was no water, electricity, or signal here. I felt really bored after the snake girl left, and Dr. Fan was still angry with me, so I took a walk down the mountain in the afternoon.
There is an intangible cultural heritage of our country in Nanping called Jianzhan. It seems that there was no Jianzhan Street in 2006. There were only a few shops that made and sold zhanzhan in the city. I was in a tea shop.
Wandering around, I caught sight of a wood-fired loess cup.
"Boss, how much does this cup cost?"
"Um, five thousand."
"Five thousand? Why is it so expensive!"
"It's not expensive! This is made by Master Li Da, the inheritor of intangible cultural heritage. Look at this rabbit hair glaze! It has neat layers! The roots are clearly defined!"
I have to say that this master's cooking is really good, but I thought it was too expensive, so I said, "Is there any cheaper one? I don't collect it, I just want to buy one to put in my bag for daily drinking."
"Then what price do you want?" the boss asked.
I said the ones that cost three to five yuan each will be fine.
"Oh, two or three yuan each? Brother, don't you even look at where I am. I make high-end tea sets here! If you want to find that kind of junk, turn left when you go out and walk a hundred meters forward.
There are street vendors there!"
So I left the store and planned to buy a cup from a street stall.
When we arrived at the place, it was around 4pm, and we saw dozens of people setting up street stalls from a distance.
I chose a similar-sized rabbit cup and it only cost two yuan.
Just as he was about to leave, suddenly there was a shout from behind: "Wait! Boy, stop!"
I frowned and looked back. Unexpectedly, a big black fat man suddenly rushed up and grabbed my neck!
