When I woke up again, it was completely dark again.
I was lying on the big warm bed at home. Although everything in front of me was pitch black, I could still tell that this was the house where I had been married for more than a year.
It was really a dream
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, it was all a dream. My wife did not get married to someone else, and the child was not aborted. We can still live as a family of three.
Just when I took a deep breath, I realized that I was alone on the bed, and my wife didn't know what she was doing.
At that moment, I got out of bed, put on my clothes, walked out of the bedroom, and found that my wife was making dumplings with my father-in-law and mother-in-law.
When I woke up, my wife smiled at me and said:
"My mother also said she wanted you to sleep a little longer.
By the time you wake up, the dumplings will be almost ready.
Stuffed with radish tassels and fennel, my mother learned it on TV.
You've eaten a lot of fish and meat these days, so eat something vegetarian to clear your stomach."
Looking at the green stuffing basin, I smiled bitterly, pretending to be happy and said:
"That's really troublesome for my father and mother, and I even bothered them to come over and make dumplings.
This dumpling stuffing can lower blood pressure just by looking at it.
I happened to have a nightmare just now. I’ll eat some dumplings to calm it down.”
While we were talking, I walked over to the basket containing onions, ginger, and garlic, and took out a head of garlic from it.
While grilling the garlic, he continued:
“In the dream, Fatty Wang and I went to a weird little county town to collect a debt, but in a daze, I disappeared for three years.
Only when I was able to contact you did I find out that you had canceled my account.
He also beat our child and went to celebrate with others.”
I don’t know why, but my wife and I didn’t seem to hear what I said. They were making dumplings while talking to themselves.
Before I finished speaking, another man suddenly walked out from behind me.
This man is in his thirties and has a popular face. I have never seen him before.
Why did a stranger show up at my house? Still wearing my pajamas
The man sat across from me in a swaggering manner, took the garlic from my hand, and while picking the garlic, he said to my wife and her parents:
"Yes, it's stuffed with radish tassels, fennel and fennel. Don't add any oil.
Wife, when I was a kid, our family used to make dumplings like this during the Chinese New Year. I could eat a whole meal in one meal.
My family was poor at that time, but when I finally made money, there was plenty of fish, meat, and seafood every day. Even good people couldn't stand it.
I’m just greedy for this bite, Mom, it’s best not to add any MSG, then it will taste like a kid.”
Seeing this strange man talking and laughing with my wife, I immediately stopped, reached out and grabbed his collar, and said:
"Grandson, you were born on a chicken in your last life, so you are used to eating chicken food, right?
Who are you? Why did you come to my house? Who do you call your wife?
Who is this grandson? Please tell me clearly."
,
I desperately grabbed the strange man's collar, but he didn't seem to feel it.
He still looked at my wife and said:
"Daughter-in-law, when my parents leave later, go to my car and get two bottles of Maotai to take with you.
Didn’t the fur coat I bought you say it was a big one?
Don't be in a hurry to quit, let my mother try it, and if it suits her, let her wear it and go.
I’ll buy you a new one later.”
After saying these two words, my wife and the three of us were all beaming. My unlucky bitch didn't even care about the flour in her hand, so she ran over and kissed the man hard on the face.
I was watching greenly from the side. No matter how much I yelled, the adulterer and adulterer in front of me didn't seem to hear it and continued to fuck.
The last trace of reason was gone. I picked up the chopping knife and slashed at the strange man's head.
With a scream, the man fell into a pool of blood.
The two women fainted in shock, and finally my ex-father-in-law, trembling, called the police.
At this time, my mind went blank, as if three souls had lost seven souls.
I didn’t even think about why there was an extra man in the house, or why none of these people could see me just now.
I can't even remember that mysterious Taoist temple, the three Taoists inside and the fat man who was demoted to earth.
Later, I was arrested and after half a year of suffering, my life finally came to an end.
On the execution ground, I knelt on the ground. After the execution officer inspected the firearm, he put the muzzle of the gun against the back of my head, waiting for the next order to shoot and end my life.
Just when I was crying, running my nose, closing my eyes and waiting to die, a familiar voice came from behind and said:
"I'll give you one last chance. Do you believe in gods now?"
This sentence was like a light appearing in the endless darkness. In an instant, I remembered everything.
I turned around suddenly, and it was the ugly Taoist priest Zhuge Zhengqi who was holding a rifle against the back of my head.
The supervisors are the old Taoist priest Bu Liuxian and the fat immortal Qiu Beidou who was demoted to earth.
When he recognized these people, everything in front of him changed drastically.
The execution ground turned into the small house where I had slept. At this time, I was kneeling on the cot, with tears and snot flowing all over the floor.
As if I had been reborn, I wiped away my tears and said:
"I really believe in gods. Long live the gods."
Zhuge Zhengqi pulled me up with a smile and said:
"I have no choice, so I cast a little spell to let you, the donor, feel it.
Speaking of which, this isn't a magic trick, it's just a scratch on the surface.
If a real god sees it, he will laugh out loud.
Right? Mr. Beidou."
"That is."
The fat man Qiu Beidou on the side curled his lips, nodded, and continued:
"To a real god, it was just like a child playing house.
But it's enough for this little monkey to drink from.
How about it, you don’t hold your tongue now?
If you still dare to say that we are doing button design, first tell me what you are referring to our design?
It's also your good luck. If you were to strangle me when I was still a god, it would be a blasphemous crime.
I will be a beast in my next life.
Of course, little monkey boy, if you still don’t believe it, then grandpa, I have other methods.
Let me give you something exciting."
Just when the fat man was about to continue talking, the handsome gilded man ran in from outside in a hurry.
Seeing Gil Jin's panic, the old Taoist priest frowned and said to his disciple:
"Why are you so panicked?
What would it look like for Mr. Beidou to see?
How many times have I told you?
As long as you don’t receive an oracle, it doesn’t matter.”
Gilded Gold looked at Fatty Qiu Beidou with a smiling face, and then said to the old Taoist priest:
"I just received the oracle. An hour later, someone from above will come down."