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Chapter 14 Opening an Internet for You

Chapter 14 Open an Internet for You

Author: Er Dong Shui Shou

Chapter 14 Open an Internet for You

"The oracle comes again? So soon"

The old Taoist priest glanced at Gilded with some surprise. He did not dare to delay the oracle.

He ignored me immediately, turned around and left the room in a hurry.

Fatty Qiu maintained his status as a god and originally planned to be reserved.

However, after hesitating for a moment, he still couldn't hold back his curiosity. Finally, the fat man followed the two Taoist priests and left the room together.

Only Zhuge Zhengqi and I were left in the room. The ugly Taoist priest smiled at me and said:

"Donor, aren't you curious about what an oracle is?"

After I smiled bitterly, I looked at him and said:

"I was just too curious, which is why I ended up like this.

In the past two years, I have not dared to be curious.

Anyway, things have become like this, and I believe that it is all the fault of gods.

I'm just spending time here with you, waiting for when a god will send me to three years ago.

You said this day won’t be too long, right?”

Zhuge Zhengqi looked at me with a strange expression and said:

“Actually, it doesn’t necessarily have to go back to three years ago.

I once received a god and he said something that I will always remember in my heart.

This superior said - everything in the world has a cause and effect, maybe it would be better for you not to go back to three years ago."

Having said this, Zhuge Zhengqi came over and pulled me, and continued:

"Anyway, you decided to spend time here, so you should get familiar with things in the Taoist temple.

Let's go, sooner or later you have to know what the oracle is about."

Just like that, Zhuge Zhengqi pulled me out of the room.

He took me into another courtyard and walked to the entrance of the main hall of the courtyard.

Then he saw Bu Liuxian, Zhuge Laojin and Qiu Beidou, gathered around a brass basin in the palace.

When I got closer, I saw that the brass basin was filled with clean water.

At this time, this basin of clear water was stirring strangely.

Every time the water splash is turned up, it will form a text. After staying for a while, the water splash text will disappear.

Then the second and third water splashes rolled up, and the words formed were combined, which was the so-called oracle.

The old Taoist priest Bu Liuxian held a notepad in his hand and personally recorded the contents of the oracle.

After he finished transcribing a sentence, he breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and handed the recorded text to Qiu Beidou beside him.

The fat man rolled his eyes at him and said:

"I was just knocked down to the mortal world, and my eyes are not blind.

With your old eyesight, you may not be able to see clearly than I do.

Besides, didn’t we just talk about gilding?

Half an hour later, the superior came down to earth.

The oracle said that the superior person who descended to earth was Doujun Xingguan Chu Huai.

I remember this guy. Back then he served as commander of three thousand soldiers under my command.

It only took a few days of hard work, and now I have become a Doujun Xingguan.

It sounds quite bluffing, but it's actually not as good as my deputy commander of the Fengtian Shenwu Army.

It’s not much different, it’s just a huge difference.”

Bu Liuxian said with a smile:

"To you, it's far behind, but to us ordinary people, it's also an unattainable deity.

Mr. Beidou, please forgive me.

Well, there are rules for descending from a superior to a mortal, so we masters and disciples have to prepare for it.

Who is that? Donor, your name is Shen Lian, right?

You play with Mr. Beidou in the temple. According to the rules, when he ascends to the mortal world, you must also greet him with us.

Gilded, you two brothers should stop being stunned and quickly open the restraining circle.

This time we can't let outsiders in in a daze like last time.

Then remember to take out my dress and iron it. This is the first time that a superior leaves our house, so don’t let the superior take charge."

Seeing the master and apprentice busy, Fatty Qiu curled his lips and said to me:

"Look at how they look like they've never seen the world.

I was greeted carelessly before, but he was so attentive to a little star official.

Waiting for me to return to heaven, and when I come down again, I will torture these little monkeys to death."

Maybe I've seen him naked before, and I'm trapped here, and my wife and son were separated all because of this fat man's hand, so I don't have any respect for the has-been god in front of me.

Then he said on behalf of the three masters and disciples:

"When you return to heaven, it will be in your next life.

By then, most of the three of them will have found a place to be reincarnated. Who will come back to be a Taoist priest in the next life?

Listen to me, you are no longer a god, so you have to let go of your godly status.

Don't always think about returning to heaven to dominate,

To put it bluntly, you have come down here to transform, so you must have a transformative attitude.

Don't gossip so closely. Who knows if the Jade Emperor will send someone to find these three men to learn about your situation?

No matter who the three of them were, they would just twist their mouths and say a few unpleasant words.

My fat fairy, it’s hard to say what you will be in your next life.”

Originally, my words were meant to ridicule Qiu Beidou, but I didn't expect that the fat man would actually take them as good words.

He actually nodded repeatedly and said:

"You are still young - little brother, you have thought carefully, don't tell me, maybe the Emperor of Heaven can really take a peek in the sky.

I'll be really careful from now on.

Master Bu - Master Bu, please find me a broom, I can't eat for free, I have to do some work."

While talking, Fatty Qiu snatched the broom from the old Taoist priest's hand and began to sweep it across the ground he had just swept.

The old Taoist priest did not dare to offend the fat man, so he could only look out of sight and find a basin of water to wipe the table.

I stood next to Fatty Qiu, watching him sweep the floor, and said:

"Brother Immortal, I just heard what you said.

You must have come down here to do business more than once before, so you should know the details of this Taoist temple, right?"

"Then, little brother, you have asked the right person."

Fatty Qiu continued to say to me while pretending to sweep the floor:

"This Taoist temple is old. When I was still a mortal, I came here when I traveled around the world.

At that time, this Taoist temple was still very popular. Later, due to the war, all the Taoist monks in the temple ran away, and this place fell into ruin.

In the year of the Restoration, several Taoist priests came and rebuilt the Taoist temple, which turned it into what it is now.

Have you heard that Bu Laodao and these two children are nephews and uncles?

In fact, after all calculations, Bu Laodao is the uncle of these two children.

This old boy was a member of a revival society back then, but later he was separated from his family due to the war.

Later, he found his niece. In order to hide his early participation in the Fuxing Society, he and his niece pretended to be brother and sister.

His niece died early, and leaving these two children behind, Bu Laodao stayed by his side, living half as a disciple and half as a nephew.

Speaking of which, these two little monkey cubs are also interesting.

Not to mention Zhuge's gilding skills, his shrewdness is written all over his face.

But that ugly boy named Zhuge Zhengqi is really interesting. Even though he looks ugly, he is really a good looking guy.

What do foreigners say?

When God closes a door for you, he will definitely leave a window.

Putting this sentence to this boy Zhengqi, it means that God closed a window for him, but opened an Internet for him.

(End of chapter)


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