When a few old guys came into the yard, I had already finished eating an old corn.
After drinking a ladle of cold water, I picked up the second corn and took a few bites.
After eating a few mouthfuls, he put the old corn in his pocket, then raised the door bar and stood behind the door waiting for people from outside to come in.
Now that I'm half full, these old guys outside are no match for me.
No matter who it is, I will give them a stick when they come in.
Looking at them in their seventies and eighties, maybe two lives will be lost today.
You can't hit your head, hit your legs, break both of your legs.
Just when I was on guard, the two windows on the left and right were broken open at the same time, and then two figures jumped in through the windows.
Just when I was distracted and looking to the left and right, the door was kicked open from the outside, and then another figure jumped out from the outside.
Before I could even take action while holding the door bar, someone from behind kicked me in the back, knocking me down.
Before I could get up, a large, bright guillotine was already placed across my neck.
"Don't move. If you move, I will cut off your head, dig it out and dry it thoroughly to use as a spittoon."
The person holding the guillotine was Lao San, who was in his seventies. I was too frightened to move, so I said to him:
"Don't move too much.
Third brother, third uncle and third uncle
It looks like I might be beheaded by you, but in fact you are causing trouble for your fairy shop.
I'm scaring you, buddy, I also have a background.
But for your own good, it’s not convenient for me to talk backstage.
You guys are not young anymore, don’t be scared to death over this matter and leave for a few days early.”
Before I could finish speaking, the third child raised his hand and slapped me with a big ear-scratcher.
There was a crisp sound of "Pa!", which made stars appear in my eyes.
At this time, the other two old guys also punched and kicked me.
"Boy, you know this place is called Shenxian Shop, but you still dare to fight for the backstage with your grandfathers.
We have gods here!
No matter how big and tough your backstage is, can it still be tougher than that of a god?
Do you think you are still out there, with two filthy rich men and a good father, and you can do whatever you want?
Grandma!"
Although the three old guys are not bad in skills, it is a pity that they are still old after all.
After only a few hits, he was already panting from exhaustion. One of the old guys couldn't stop panting, and while feebly turning over his pockets, he said out of breath:
"broken.
I have asthma. Third brother, please help me.
I have the medicine in my pocket."
Only then did the third child let me go, turned around and touched the old man.
After a while, he took out a modern spray and pressed it against the old man's mouth.
Eh? I didn’t travel through time!
This asthma spray is a product of my era.
After a few sprays, the asthmatic old man's face returned to normal.
The third child then turned around, kicked me again, and said:
"You had such a good opportunity just now, why didn't you run away?
Only if you run away can I have an excuse to chop your head off with a guillotine."
"Why should I run?"
I wiped the remaining nosebleed, and then continued to the third child nonchalantly:
"Just now I thought I had traveled through time and that big guy in the sky couldn't find me.
Only now do I realize that the elders are hiding here, right?
It’s still 2018 outside, right?
Since we are in the same time and space, we can have a good chat
There are gods in your fairy shop,
That's such a coincidence. Go and ask your gods now.
Do you know who Shen Lian is?
I can't say more now because you are too old to accept it.
Stop being scared to death"
The old man who had been suffering from asthma had recovered. Before I could finish my words, he slapped me with his backhand.
After the fight, the old guy said:
"Boy, you even dare to take advantage of the gods.
Are you tired of living?
I will kill you now, and then dig a hole and bury you when you are done.
Plant some apple and plum trees on it to keep them big and sweet."
As the old guy said this, he picked up the rake in his hand and pointed it at my head.
At this time, Lao San stopped him and said:
"Old man, please stop first.
This guy dares to say that. If he really has something to do with the gods, we really won’t be able to survive.
Listen to me, like this
Take him to see the gods. If the gods really know Shen Lian, nothing will happen.
Once you say this guy is a liar, use him as a sacrifice to the gods
After so many years, we have never offered sacrifices to gods in a serious way, so today we will use this kid to start the ceremony.
Lao Qi, take off your belt and tie this kid up.
Look at his slick look, don't let him get away."
While we were talking, the man named Lao Jiu took off the rope tied around his waist and tied me up with it.
Then three old guys pushed me out.
Walking in the village again, this time I finally saw villagers coming out to watch the fun.
These people may have been having a meeting somewhere just now, so they didn't show up.
But what is strange is that these villagers are all in their sixties or seventies.
Along the way, I didn’t even see anyone around fifty years old, let alone other young people.
When they heard that I was going to be sent to the gods, the villagers all gathered together as if they were celebrating a festival, wanting to follow me to watch the fun.
The village was like a maze. After these old people dragged me around in various ways, they finally stopped in front of a small temple.
Although this temple is not big, it is built brick by brick.
Compared with other adobe houses in the village, they look much more impressive.
The old people gathered at the entrance of the temple, but the third child did not push me in directly.
He first stood at the door of the temple and looked inside for a moment, then lowered his voice, waved to the temple and said:
"Auntie
Auntie, come here, the guy you let go out of kindness came to my house to plot against me.
After being caught by us, this guy was still stubborn and said that he knew there were gods in our fairy shop.
He also said that our gods know him and we gods don’t dare to offend him.
Please tell the gods, if that's not the case, I will use him as a sacrifice to the gods tonight."
While the third child was talking, the only young woman I saw here came out of the temple.
At this time, the woman had changed into a dirty Taoist robe. After looking at me with a frown, she said:
"Didn't I let you go just now?
Why do you have so many things to do?
It’s not good to offend anyone, you offend the gods
Third child, this kid is just bragging, tell him to leave quickly."
After hearing what the woman said, I stopped doing it.
Then he shouted loudly into the temple:
"Are there any gods in the temple?
My name is Shen Lian! If you don’t know me, go back to heaven and ask about it.
Now that you know who I am, don't be frightened."
The woman was angry and anxious, and just when she was about to cover my mouth, a child's voice came from inside the temple: