When she heard the child's voice, the woman's brows furrowed like a pimple.
After hesitating for a moment, she turned back to the temple behind her and said:
"This guy is just passing by, don't listen to his nonsense.
If you really have an incredible background, you won’t let Lao San and the others take advantage of this kind of behavior.”
"Didn't I make it clear?"
The voices of the children in the temple became gloomy, and the faces of the old people surrounding the temple showed expressions of horror. Those standing at the back were already looking for a way out.
The third child kept making gestures to the woman, telling her to listen to the gods and send me in quickly.
At this time, the voice rang again and said:
"Then I say it again, bring that man in and I will break his legs."
The woman nodded silently, then waved to Lao San and others, and then the three old guys pushed and pushed me to the temple.
This place is very different from Luoshen Temple. This temple has no courtyard. After entering the gate, you will find the Main Hall directly.
The high platform that was supposed to be dedicated to the Buddha or the Three Pure Ones was empty, except for a small incense burner with three half-burned incense sticks in it.
After entering the temple, the woman said to the air:
"God, the sinner has been brought in.
Look - should you break his legs yourself? Or should you let Lao San and the others do it?"
When the woman spoke, there was obviously a hint of dissatisfaction in her tone.
"You are helping outsiders speak again."
The child's voice rang out from the back of the hall, and then a man in his seventies or eighties with white hair and white beard and age spots all over his face walked out from the back.
When the old man walked out, I felt that he was filled with an aura of immortality.
It's really a fairy. I thought this was some decent monk who was pretending to be a ghost.
I didn’t expect that he is really a god, so that would be easier
When the old man opened his mouth, it was the voice of the child he had just heard. After sighing, he continued to say to the woman:
"You can't do this just because you are my sister.
I am a god, and I am protecting so many people in the fairy shop, including you.
Without me, including you, sister, you would have died decades ago."
While speaking, the old man suddenly disappeared on the spot and appeared in front of the originally empty high platform for worshiping the gods.
He crossed his legs and sat on the high platform, looked at me condescendingly, and said:
"It's because you, an outsider, are trying to sow discord between our siblings.
Originally, I could just break one of your legs and let me feel relieved.
It can’t be done now—Lao San.”
Hearing the old man calling him, the third child immediately knelt on the ground, kowtowed respectfully and said:
"God, you, the old man, have spoken.
If you say break his legs, I will do it immediately.
You said you want this kid’s life, I will do it now.”
"What kind of life do you want - your life.
Third child, I am a god, not King Yama."
The old man glanced at the third child helplessly, and then began to look me up and down. When he was about to speak, I said before him:
"It seems like you haven't returned to heaven for a long time, right?
It's okay - find a fairy friend in heaven and ask who his name is Shen Lian.
Ask what is the relationship between Shen Lian and the Emperor of Heaven.
When asking questions, be sure to sit still and go to the toilet when you need to.
Don't be so frightened that you put it in your pants pocket.
Also, this eldest sister is your immortal concubine, right?
I almost died at her hands last night. Even my ex-wife wouldn't dare to think of poisoning me at this age.
But for the sake of the bowl of beef soup just now, I won’t argue with her.
That’s the third child, the seventh child, the eighth child, and the three of them.
After tormenting me three times, these three accounts cannot be ignored.
You have to give me an explanation."
When I was talking, the old man sitting on the high platform looked at me as if he were a fool.
After listening, the old man laughed again. He laughed and said:
"I thought he was a fool, but he turned out to be a madman
Third child, this grandson has a fever and is burning up. You can help him get rid of the fever.
Don't drag him out and beat him. Just beat him here. It won't be over until he pulls his pants pockets.
It belongs to the Heavenly Court and the Emperor of Heaven. Do you really think that you are the son of the Emperor of Heaven?"
While the old man was talking, the third child had already rushed over and punched me in front of the gods and women.
If it had been three years ago, I might have given up.
But now that I carry the title of Guangwu Heze and the adopted son of the Emperor of Heaven, I will be ridiculed by other gods if I am beaten to the point of crying for my father and mother.
Just bear with it for a while, and you'll be crying soon.
At that moment, I held my head, shrank my head, and gritted my teeth to endure it.
While being beaten, he said:
"Do you know Yang Jian and Qiu Beidou?
There are also immortals like Wu Jun, He Nanxing, etc.
There are also cow pythons and Ma Shangfeng
They were all very polite when they saw me and even said New Year greetings.
If you don't believe me, go find other gods and ask about it.
Now it can no longer be settled by being demoted to the mortal world. God, you have to strive for a good attitude."
I shouted to the god while secretly watching his reaction.
What surprised me was that the gods had some reaction when they heard the name of Yang Jian, a well-known god.
But when he heard about Qiu Beidou, He Nanxing and Wu Jun, there was no reaction on his face, and there was even a hint of confusion on his face.
Just as the third child continued to punch and kick, the woman who had been frowning suddenly spoke and said:
"That's it!
Third child, please stop first.
This person is not from our Shenxian Shop, so he doesn’t know what is going on here.
If he likes to brag, let him brag. Even if you beat him, let him go."
"Sister, you're here again"
The old man glanced at the woman helplessly, then sighed and said to the third child:
"Listen to my sister. Third brother, please stop first.
You three go out first and leave this kid behind.
I'll call you when something happens."
After sending away the three old guys, the old man continued to say to the woman:
"Okay, the third child and the others are all gone.
As siblings, we can talk to each other easily.
I know that the shop is full of old men and women in their 70s and 80s. I feel sorry for you.
In this case, I will leave this boy to accompany you.
Sister, if you find him pleasing to your eye, then he will be my brother-in-law.
In two years' time, you two will have a child, which will be considered a new addition to our fairy shop."
I was lying on the ground and was confused. What do you mean? I am the godson of the Emperor of Heaven, but now I have a fairy brother-in-law?
Also, something is wrong here. Why is this old fairy who can pronounce children's voices more and more wrong?
At this time, the woman suddenly shouted at the old man:
"What do you want to do!
It's not enough to torture me! Do you still want to torture my child?