Zhuge lowered his head righteously, swaying his head left and right as the vehicle turned.
As he breathed, a medium-sized snot bubble came out of his nostrils, opening and closing like a balloon.
When I saw the ugly Taoist priest sleeping, I was frightened. When I was about to grab the steering wheel from his hand, the buzzing sound like a chainsaw behind me stopped, and Qiu Beidou's voice rang out, saying:
"Don't touch him, the ugly boy took a soul and attached it to himself.
He rests, and his soul drives with his body without delay."
I glanced at Zhuge Zhengqi, who had his eyes closed, pointed at him, and said to Qiu Beidou behind me:
"Even if he is possessed by a ghost, how can he drive without opening his eyes or raising his head?"
Qiu Beidou yawned and said:
"I don't open my eyes because I'm afraid of scaring you."
While speaking, Fatty Qiu raised his hand and patted Zhuge Zhengqi's seat.
The moment he took the picture of the seat, Zhuge Zhengqi's originally closed eyes suddenly opened, a pair of blood-red eyes staring fiercely in front of him.
After realizing that there were other people around him, 'Zhuge Zhengqi' didn't move his head, but his eyes turned in my direction, with an indescribable gloominess in his eyes.
Coupled with the appearance of the ugly Taoist priest's Tang syndrome child, it looks indescribably weird.
I shivered involuntarily, turned around and said to Qiu Beidou:
"I understand! Just let him close his eyes.
It’s so scary to see such a pair of eyes on the highway at night.”
Qiu Beidou rubbed his eyes and patted the back of the chair in front of him again. Zhuge Zhengqi's eyelids instantly closed again.
Being so frightened by him, I couldn't sleep anymore. I turned around and said to Fatty Qiu who was about to sleep again:
"Brother Immortal, when did you catch the ghost?
I didn’t even know.”
Qiu Beidou helplessly opened his eyes again, looked at me and said:
"I passed by an accident-prone mouth before, and there were several souls wandering there.
I gave the ugly boy an idea and grabbed a soul who seemed to have good driving skills to drive in his stead."
While talking, Qiu Beidou sat up. He took out a bottle of mineral water, opened it, took a sip, and continued:
"If nothing's wrong, don't bother me and go back to sleep.
Don't worry about this dead ghost, the ugly boy is suppressing him with the soul-suppressing method, so he doesn't dare to mess around.
As a human being, everything is good, but you have to sleep every day, which is not as good as a god."
While talking, Fatty Qiu closed his eyes again, but this time he didn't hear his snoring.
How can I sleep knowing that there is a ghost who died in a car accident driving a car next to me.
Just as he was thinking wildly in his mind, he suddenly heard Qiu Beidou sitting up behind him.
Fatty Qiu sighed helplessly and said:
"Can't sleep.
Little monkey, you are the reason for making trouble.
Look at you, you have never seen the world. Aren't you just a crazy guy driving a car?
When I was practicing Taoism, the first step was to sleep in a cemetery.
My master kept me in the cemetery for three days. During the day I ate tributes, and at night the evil spirits came to make amends with me.
I have never been afraid of ghosts. I picked up a peach branch and chased them all over the mountain."
I was surprised to hear this, so I took out a cigarette and handed it over, lit it for Qiu Beidou, and said:
"I heard you say before that you practiced step by step to ascend. At that time, I became curious. Brother Immortal, how did you practice?
Is it the same as the three masters at Luoshen Temple, where the master leads his apprentice?"
Qiu Beidou blew out a smoke ring, watched the smoke ring slowly dissipate in the carriage, and said:
"Don't compare me with the three fake Taoist priests from Luoshen Temple.
I practiced Taoism seriously at that time, starting from refining qi and breathing in and out, until I cultivated the Nascent Soul, and finally experienced the heavenly tribulation, emerged and ascended to become a god."
Perhaps because he really couldn't sleep, Qiu Beidou started talking more and continued:
"After I became a god, I realized that heaven is different from the fairy tale novels I had read. It is not a one-step journey to the sky. At most, it is at the bottom of the mountain.
Becoming a god is just the beginning of another stage, and then you have to go up step by step.
The god standing on the top of the mountain is called the Emperor of Heaven, and everything in heaven must be according to his will."
Seeing Fatty Qiu getting more and more excited as he talked, he even mentioned the Emperor of Heaven.
I felt that it was best for Qiu Beidou to talk at this time. After hesitating for a while, he still asked what happened when Hushan met the man in blue:
"Brother Immortal, tell me about the man in the blue coat I saw in Hushan Hospital.
The other night I saw you were a little tight."
"Why do you ask?"
Hearing my question to the man in blue shirt, Fatty Qiu's expression suddenly became alert.
He glanced at me suspiciously in the rearview mirror, then suddenly thought of something, stared at me and said:
"Did he show up again?"
"No."
I laughed aloud and continued:
"Isn't this just curiosity? If you don't tell me, neither will the Doujun Xingguan."
Later I asked Zhuge, but I didn't expect that he was stricter than you gods.
No matter how you try to trick him, this guy won't know what he was biting to death.
I am becoming more and more curious. What is the origin of the man in the blue coat? Even you who think you are a god dare not mention it.
Why is he really Voldemort? Can't even say his name?"
"You are an ordinary person, you don't know that you are just doing it for your own good."
With that said, Qiu Beidou opened the car window and threw the finished cigarette butt out.
The cool breeze from outside blew in, and there was a refreshing feeling in the carriage. After taking a breath, Fatty Qiu said again:
"Little monkey, it doesn't matter if I say a few words to you.
But what did you say? You can't scare the outside world.
The man you see was once a god. He came down to earth to do things hundreds of years ago, but he never looked back.
Later, several immortals imitated him, and they never returned.
For the sake of a few of them, Heaven also modified the rules for descending to earth, and it became what it is now.
If I meet him again in the future, if I am nearby, he will come to me as soon as possible.
If I am not around, remember, I will pretend not to see him.
This man is really too dangerous. If he changes his mind, little monkey boy, you will be wiped out in ashes."
After listening to Fatty Qiu's words, I nodded pretendingly, and then continued:
"One day it was too late, and I was so muddled by tears that I couldn't see clearly this person's face.
Brother Immortal, please tell me his appearance so that I can know what the laid-off immortal looks like.
Next time we meet again, I can respond better.”
I couldn't find any flaw in these words. After Qiu Beidou hesitated for a moment, he said:
"He is about the same height as you, but he is more energetic than you - he has a Chinese character face, big eyes, raised eyebrows, and he has cut lines on his face."
After listening to Qiu Beidou's words, I suddenly felt something was wrong.
This is not exactly the same as the man in blue shirt I met, it is simply completely unrelated.