Is it possible that these immortals who never go back like to wear blue shirts?
Just when I was about to continue talking about Fatty Qiu's words, Qiu Beidou sighed and said again:
"Almost eighty or ninety years ago, I met that god.
I originally wanted to capture this god and bring him to justice, but one move came up short and I was unlucky and lost to him.
Fortunately, my helper also arrived, and the immortal didn't do any last-ditch damage. Otherwise, I, Qiu Beidou, would have perished at that time.
Eh? If you don't drive properly, why are you wandering around?"
When Fatty Qiu mentioned his surname, Zhuge Zhengqi, who was driving, suddenly began to tremble violently.
Qiu Beidou frowned, slapped the back of the 'ugly Taoist priest''s head, and said:
"Why are you smoking so crazy?
Didn't you say it all? You drive for the ugly boy until dawn, and I will send you to the underworld to reincarnate.
Don’t forget that you died unexpectedly. If you want to re-enter reincarnation, you may not be able to do so in the year of the monkey or the month of the horse.”
Seeing 'Zhuge Zhengqi' trembling, having runny nose, tears streaming down his face.
I became curious and said to Qiu Beidou:
"Brother Fairy, this little devil seems to have something to say.
You let him speak first, and if he says something unpleasant, it's not too late to deal with him."
Qiu Beidou frowned and said:
"What else can I say?
If you have anything to say, just say it
But don't be shameless, don't say that you have unfulfilled wishes before you die, or that you won't die in peace or anything like that.
I'm not a shady ghost from the underworld, I'm a god and I don't care about your messy things."
While talking, Fatty Qiu kicked the back of the driver's seat.
After this kick, ‘Zhuge Zhengqi’’s originally closed mouth immediately opened, and he continued to drive while crying:
"Ancestor - my ancestor
You have been an immortal for so long, why do you never come home to see me?
At that time, except for you, a god like you, everyone in the family thought that you alone had achieved enlightenment, so our whole family followed the chickens and dogs to ascend to heaven.
The ancestors have been waiting for you to come back every day, but they have been waiting for hundreds of years.
Ancestor, you don’t know how we children have gotten through these hundreds of years.”
Hearing another voice coming from the mouth of 'Zhuge Zhengqi', Qiu Beidou couldn't sit still.
He said to the ‘ugly Taoist priest’:
"Stop! You stop the car first and then talk about it
Do you know who I am? Or you recognized the wrong person."
'Zhuge Zhengqi' cried and stopped the car on the side of the road. He still pressed the steering wheel with both hands, stared ahead, and continued:
"Ancestor, you are Qiu Beidou
After you ascended, the sect changed its rules and became your home.
Everyone in the sect from you on down has changed their surname to Qiu, and the Tianyuan Sect has become the Qiu family.
I am your twelfth generation grandson, and my name is Qiu Tianming."
Before the person named Qiu Tianming finished speaking, Qiu Beidou said with an incredible look on his face:
"They all took my last name? What about my master? Where are my uncle, uncle and the others?"
‘Zhuge Zhengqi’ said while crying:
"I changed my surname to Qiu and said that I would follow you to gain some immortality.
According to the records in the Qiu family genealogy, their ancestors are half a generation younger than you.
Not counting the previous masters, uncles, and uncles, gods are the greatest.
Several of their ancestors were waiting for you to come to earth, but within a few years, they all passed away.
After the death of the last Qiubishan ancestor, the family was in chaos
Those enemies before your ascension came to your door and blocked the door of your home for thirteen days, beating the Qiu family.
As a result, all the ancestors in the family who were highly cultivated died in the ring.
The ancestors also burned incense and offered sacrifices to you, hoping that you would come down to earth with the artifact in hand to help us say this.
I didn't expect to wait until the thirteenth day passed and not wait for you to come back.
In the end, we fought in the arena for thirteen days, and our Qiu family won miserably even after six days."
At this time, Qiu Beidou raised his eyebrows and said to 'Zhuge Zhengqi':
"My enemies? Aren't they all just losers?
How dare they come to block the door and fight in the ring?
And you should have some magic skills, right? How could you die here?"
Qiu Tianming said with a sad face:
"In your eyes, those people are just like nothing, but to the rest of the family, they are like mountains.
We embarrassed your old man, and several big things happened later. Fifty years ago, no one in the family knew magic anymore.
However, we must memorize the ancestral precepts in our family. We must know how the Qiu family came from and how our ancestor Qiu (excuse me) Beidou soared to the top.
I didn't go to college. I worked for two years after graduating from high school and then started driving a taxi.
I found a part-time job as a driver at night, but at the end of last year when I was driving home from a client, a drunk driver from the opposite side of the truck hit my car and knocked it off.
Fortunately, I didn't suffer. When the car hit the ground, the broken frame pierced my heart and I died instantly.
I originally thought that I would be waiting for a scapegoat there, but I didn't expect that my ancestor, you, would be waiting for me.
My ancestor, why did you come back?"
Thinking of the tragedy of being hit and killed, Qiu Tianming felt aggrieved and cried again.
Seeing Qiu Beidou's surprised look, I said to him from the side:
"Brother Immortal, are you really like Dayu who controlled the floods - are you not going home?
You said you have descended to earth many times, but if you had gone back earlier, it wouldn't be like this.
Then if this kid learns some magic, he won't be hit by a big truck."
Qiu Beidou didn't pay attention to me. He looked at 'Zhuge Zhengqi', sighed, and said to himself:
"Unexpected.
The sect was changed to the Qiu family, and now it looks like this again.
That Qiu Tianming, how is my grave now?
Since you don’t have any spells anymore, don’t you care about my grave anymore?”
‘Zhuge Zhengqi’ said:
"That's not possible. We, our grandchildren, can still hope that you will think of us and give us a hand when you get home.
When the elderly in your family reach sixty, they will all take turns guarding your grave.
I don’t know if you ate the whole chicken, whole duck, or pig head on the first and fifteenth day of the lunar month.
The ones looking at the cemetery now are my father, Qiu Yuanchao, and his old buddies."
After listening to the words of the dead ghost Qiu Tianming, Qiu Beidou smiled a little.
He never imagined that after he ascended for hundreds of years, the sect would end up like this.
After sighing, Fatty Qiu continued:
"Originally I planned to let you go before dawn, but now it seems that you have to take us to the same grave at home.
I have to give myself a grave
Boy, I won't treat you badly either.
I have a good relationship with the King of the Fifth Palace of the Tenth Palace of Yama in the Underworld. After I finish my work when I return home, I will go to the King of the Five Palaces to intercede and let you have a good future in your next life.