Chapter 86 - The Heavenly Official of Beiluo Shenwu
Chapter 86 Beiluo Shenwu Tianguan
Author: Er Dong Shui Shou
Chapter 86 Beiluo Shenwu Tianguan
When Bu Liuxian said this, my vision began to blur.
The old Taoist priest and the furnishings in the main hall were like the roller sign in front of the hair salon, twisting and rotating up and down.
My body also twisted together, and then everything went dark, and I didn’t know anything anymore.
When I opened my eyes again, it was already bright outside.
I was still on that camp bed, with the human-like howling dog lying at my feet, still sleeping soundly.
I turned around and looked at the door. It was locked from the inside, and there was no sign that anyone had come in.
Was last night another dream?
I carefully pulled my legs out from under Xiaotian Dog, then put on my clothes and walked to the yard.
At a glance, he saw Bu Liuxian, wearing his Taoist robe that exuded a fishy smell, going out to empty the urinal.
When he saw me going out, the old Taoist priest grinned at me and said:
"Donor, did you sleep well last night?
Go and wash up. Your toothbrush and soap are all new.
After washing up, we have breakfast.
I asked Zhengqi and Gaojin to make another pot of soup with the leftover seafood from last night.
Use it to cook noodles, the fresh ones will make your eyebrows fall off."
I glanced at the old Taoist priest in a daze, unable to tell whether I had a dream last night or whether I really discovered the secret of the two old guys.
I forced a smile, pointed in the direction of the toilet and said:
"I'm going to take a break first. I drank too much last night and I've been holding it in all morning.
Master, how did you sleep last night? Your third brother didn't tell you a dream, right?"
Hearing me mention Long Tengyun, the old Taoist priest sighed, waved his hand and said:
"Our third child also failed to live up to expectations, and even got me involved.
I didn’t dream about the third child last night. I just dreamed that King Yama was chasing me all over the world.
He said that Lao San owed him a debt, and I was Lao San's guarantor.
Now that the debt is not paid, it is up to me to pay it back.
This night's sleep has made me so tired. I have never been so tired when I exerted my strength in my youth."
I smiled at him, and then focused my eyes on the Taoist robe worn by the old Taoist priest.
It's still that smelly Taoist robe. When we had dinner last night, the soup stains were still on it. Is there any trace of it being cut open and re-sewed?
Was the incident between him and Long Tengyun last night really a dream?
At this time, Qiu Beidou also walked out of his house.
Fatty Qiu stretched his waist, walked over and said:
"This mortal's body is really not adapted to it, and he can't bear it after drinking a little alcohol.
A few days ago, when I was the deputy commander-in-chief of the Fengtian Shenwu Army in Heaven, before patrolling the four heavenly gates, I had to drink three measures of royal wine in a row, and the more I drank, the more energetic I became."
"That's because the wine was mixed with stimulants."
After I interrupted, I continued:
“Isn’t drinking just to make you feel dizzy? If you can’t even faint, then what’s the point of drinking?
Senior brother, what do you gods in heaven drink with wine?
It can’t be the peaches from the Peach Garden, right?”
Qiu Beidou seemed to be disapproving of my interruption. After looking at me, he said:
"When you become a god, you will naturally know.
By the way, where did that dog go?
It won't go down the mountain on its own, right?
There was Yang Jian who could watch it before, but now that Erlangshen is not around, be careful that the dog runs away with the bitch.
It will be difficult to explain to Jiro Guanguchi when we meet again in the future."
Before Qiu Beidou finished speaking, a "buzzing" sound suddenly came from the direction of the main hall.
After hearing this sound, Qiu Beidou and the old Taoist priest looked in the direction of the main hall at the same time.
Not only the two of them, Zhuge Zhengqi and Gilded Brothers also popped out of the kitchen.
Giljin said to Bu Liuxian in the yard:
"Master, won't the oracle come again?
This happens a little too often.”
"Gilding gold, is this something we can say?
First, control your prostate frequency."
While speaking, Qiu Beidou put down the urinal in his hand, wiped his wet hands on the monk's robe, and immediately walked quickly towards the main hall.
The two apprentices had no intention of making breakfast and ran into the main hall with their master.
Qiu Beidou and I also followed in, wanting to see what the oracle said this time.
It was the same brass basin, with water splashing strangely again.
After the water splash fell, it turned into a Chinese character. After a while, it slowly dissipated, followed by a second water splash.
It was exactly the same as when Doujun Xingguan received the oracle before he descended to earth.
Zhuge Zhengqi took out the pen and paper he carried with him and carefully recorded the information from the oracle.
After struggling for a while, the copper basin finally regained its composure.
The ugly Taoist priest handed the notebook with writing on it to Bu Liuxian.
The old Taoist priest didn't look at it, handed it to Qiu Beidou smoothly and politely, and said:
"Mr. Beidou should take a look first, they are all your friends in heaven."
"You are the main viewer here, let me see it first."
That's what he said, but Qiu Beidou still took the notebook over.
After looking at it twice, he said:
"Tonight, Beiluo Shenwu Tianguan will descend to earth from here.
I ask you to be careful and don't be careless.
Beiluo Shenwu Tianguan——He Nanxing, why is it such a thing?"
Seeing Qiu Beidou's brows furrowed, I said:
"Senior brother, where does this Beiluo Shenwu Heavenly Official come from?
The tone of your voice doesn't sound right.
He shouldn't be like Doujun Xingguan, he's a junior official and doesn't deserve your anger."
"Beiluo Shenwu Tianguan - He Nanxing also has a number in heaven.
He is the head of the seventy-two heavenly officials in heaven and the nephew of the Queen Mother of Nankunlun.
With this relationship, no one in heaven looks down upon him.
If it weren't for the tough background, I don't know how many times I would have been fined.
I have never had much contact with this He so-and-so, but he was at odds with Guankou Erlang Yang Jian.
This is no longer the secret of the gods in heaven.
I have never heard of Beiluo Shenwu Tianguan descending to earth, so it is such a coincidence that he descended from here."
While speaking, Qiu Beidou handed the notebook back to Bu Liuxian, and then continued:
"It's better for me not to see this god, so as not to arouse the suspicion of other gods in heaven.
Old man Bu, just tell me that you sent me an errand to go down the mountain to do something.
I also want to take the Howling Sky Dog with me."
Before he finished speaking, I also said:
"Then I'm not the only one left. I'm not someone they like in the first place.
Strictly speaking, the time spent here is waiting for heaven to compensate me.
Not to mention that Beiluo Shenwu Tianguan was sent to kill me and silence me, so I will follow you to avoid it."