Even Qiu Beidou wants to avoid the immortal, I don't want to cause this trouble.
After all, I am also a person registered in the Heavenly Court. Qiu Beidou, the deputy commander of the Fengtian Shenwu Army, was demoted to the mortal world because of me.
The dragnet set by Guankou Erlang Yang Jian was also messed up by me, and I also hooked up with a howling dog.
I guess this Beiluo Shenwu Tianguan also wanted to see what the ordinary man who brought down the two great gods looked like.
But I don’t want to wade into this muddy water anymore.
I have seen all kinds of gods these days, but they are very different from the gods I saw in fairy tales.
More importantly, there is now an extra check for five million.
It is not unusual to see a handful of gods in Luoshen, but five million is different.
Based on my previous job in sales, I would never make so much money in my life.
And who knows whether those two named Feng will regret it?
Seeing that I ruined their boss Yang Jian's big business, I canceled this check carelessly, which really outweighs the gains and losses.
It just so happened that I went down the mountain with Qiu Beidou and the others today and took out the five million with me.
Say hello to three Taoist priests,
After I, Qiu Beidou and Xiaotian Quan had breakfast, we went down to Luoshen Mountain.
After getting into the car that Zhuge Zhengqi left at the bottom of the mountain, I stepped on the accelerator and drove the two gods to the city.
Qiu Beidou has lost count of the number of times he has descended to the mortal world, and he is not curious about such things in the mortal world.
However, in recent decades, the Howling Sky Dog has rarely come down to earth.
He sat in the back seat, looking at the scenery outside the window, and shouted excitedly:
"Look, look, look - such a tall building is not much different from the Lingxiao Palace.
Ouch, ouch - delivery person! Grandson, you ran a red light.
Look over there - the old man is standing under the tree to urinate. Has he wet his shoes?
Eh? Eh, eh - whoever you are, park your car, don't park here, park on the opposite side."
As he spoke, Howling Sky Dog actually turned red.
Only then did I see that the direction he was pointing was an open-air dog market, with almost a hundred dog dealers standing inside.
I took the steering wheel and drove the car to the opposite side of the road and stopped.
Before I could park the car, the howling dog got out of the car window.
Qiu Beidou was worried that it would cause trouble, so he immediately got out of the car and followed it.
Just when I was about to get off the car and go over to watch the excitement, I suddenly discovered that there was a bank right next to the dog market—it was the bank that issued the check that I received.
While Qiu Beidou was taking the Howling Dog to the dog market, I dove into the bank.
I heard that I was here to cash a check for five million, and the bank staff were extremely polite.
After checking the check information, the staff told me that there was no problem and recommended their bank's financial products to me.
How could I be willing to spend five million on financial management? I opened an account in their bank and transferred all five million in cash to this account.
Just when I was going through the account opening procedures, I suddenly remembered the first dream I had last night.
Whether it's a sweet dream or a nightmare, that dream is always appropriate.
Thinking of becoming a five millionaire, I burst into laughter.
With this money, the sufferings I have suffered these days are worth it.
Just as the staff was opening the account and transferring 5 million in cash to the bank account, three burly men suddenly walked in from the door of the bank.
The three of them quickly put on their hoods before entering the bank.
The moment they walked into the bank, the three men each took out three five-shot shotguns with sawed-off butts.
"Robbery! Take out all the money"
The leader, a bald demonstrator, raised his shotgun and fired at the bulletproof glass of the counter.
"Boom!" A gunshot sounded, leaving more than a dozen bullet marks on the bulletproof glass, but it had no major impact.
Although the bulletproof glass was saved, the shot frightened the staff inside the bank.
Several young female tellers at the counter were so frightened that they cried and yelled.
The bank robber was so upset that he fired a second shot at the bulletproof glass.
Although there are two immortals in the dog market next to me, I am a mortal and cannot withstand a shot.
Seeing this, I hurriedly fell to the ground.
When the robbers were not paying attention, they quickly hid the bank card used to open the account in their socks.
At this moment, I suddenly remembered my first dream last night. Was that dream a sign?
Also, in what age has this been, why is there still such an old-fashioned thing as robbing a bank?
After two shots, there was still no sign of the bulletproof glass on the counter being broken.
The teller inside was frightened, crying and at a loss.
Even more confused were the three bank robbers. No matter how they yelled at the people at the counter to throw out the money, no one responded.
No one threw the money out, the bulletproof glass test couldn't be passed, and the three robbers also had differences.
One of the shorter robbers said to the bald head:
"Boss, otherwise let's forget it this time.
The police will be here soon, and none of us can run away.
Give me some face and talk to you next time.”
"Your mother has no face even when she comes!"
The bald man hit back and gave the short robber a slap in the mouth. After the slap, he said:
"There's no next time! If we don't get the money this time, we will die together with the bankers!"
While talking, the bald man unzipped his clothes and saw that his penis was densely packed with homemade explosives.
After revealing the explosives, Baldhead said to another companion:
"Second brother, I'll shoot you a few more times and leave a hole for explosives in the glass wall."
The second brother was much more reliable than the little one. Without saying a word, he raised his gun and shot out all five bullets in the gun.
After five gunshots, glass shards were shattered all over the floor, and a large dent had been made in the bulletproof glass.
The bald man took out a tube of explosives from his waist and stuck it to the recessed area of the bulletproof glass with tape.
After it was glued, he pointed at the female teller who was still crying at the counter and said:
"I'll give you one last chance, throw the money out, and we'll leave after we get the money.
Otherwise, if the explosives blow up the glass wall, I will go in and kill you all, and the money will still be mine."
After hearing what the robber said, the female teller inside cried even harder.
"Okay! I'll kill you as soon as I get in."
The robber got angry and took out his lighter to light the fuse of the explosive.
At this moment, a siren sounded outside the door.
The short man slapped his thigh in fear and said to the bald head:
"The police are here! It's over, it's over"
"You're done! Close the big iron door!
Second brother, take a hostage and close the door, don’t let the police shoot you."
While he was talking, the second child spun around in a circle, and finally walked up to me, grabbed my hair, and picked me up.