Long Yu went crazy. A few days ago, these two female devils were searching for a suitable body in the fairy world, but they finally stopped trying to find a suitable body for the Piaomiao sect. He had only been living a comfortable life for a few days, and they were already tormenting him.
Up.
What is this? Do you directly doubt his identity?
Wuwuwu...┭┮﹏┭┮Long Yu is really wronged, but there is no use crying!
"I know, I know! Stop howling. You're going to be deafened by howling. Your loud voice makes you look bad."
Muge plucked his ears in disgust, and then directly expressed his thoughts to Tang Tang, "Then let's go to the underworld!"
"Underworld?"
Tang Tang was stunned for a moment, then thought of something and looked at Muge, "Do you want to..."
"That's what I thought!"
"This is a good idea. Are you leaving now?"
Tang Tang is a person who will take action immediately once he has determined the method. If he says he is going to the underworld, he will be ready to go to the underworld in a matter of minutes.
"What are you doing?!"
Long Yu had a look of horror on his face. He always felt that something very bad was about to happen to him. It was so scary!
"Muge, I made a new dish, do you want to..."
Muge and Tang Tang were about to take Long Yu to the underworld, when they met Xiaobai who rushed in to deliver midnight snacks to Muge. Their eyes met, and the atmosphere became very strange for a moment.
"Xiaobai, save me quickly! These two women are crazy, they torture me inexplicably!"
When Long Yu saw Xiaobai coming in, he was immediately happy, boysshlepboys! They are from the same country, so they should help each other!
"Hurry up and save me. If you don't save me, I will be tortured to death by them. Stop them. These two lunatics are planning to take me to the underworld and kill me directly!"
Xiaobai glanced at Long Yu, who was tied tightly and beaten with bruises and swollen face, and then pretended not to see it very naturally, and continued to ask Muge, "Want to eat? The new dishes!"
"Eat, want to eat!"
Muge nodded without hesitation, took the dish from Xiaobai's hand, and started to put it in his mouth, "Hmmmm... delicious!"
While eating, he even took out his hand and gave Xiaobai a thumbs up, "Not bad, the food this time is very good, keep up the good work!"
"I will."
Seeing Muge eating happily, Xiaobai was satisfied, "You are going to the underworld, can I go with you?"
Muge immediately looked at Tang Tang. Coincidentally, Tang Tang also looked at her. The two looked at each other. Before Muge could speak, Tangtang agreed for her, "Okay!"
Long Yu:……
So, has he achieved the achievement of being the only one injured?!
"No, no one asked me if I wanted to go to the underworld?"
Long Yu looked at everyone with a protesting expression.
Muge decided to meet his small request and asked him, "Do you want to go?"
"I definitely don't want to go!"
Who wants to go to that wretched place? It is obvious that these two women want to take him to the underworld and kill him. There is nothing wrong with his brain, so why can't he think about it and seek his own death?
"We want to go!"
Muge blinked and pointed at the people around him, "The minority obeys the majority, your opinion is not important!"
Tang Tang spread his hands, "Why bother? I have to go through the process once. Isn't it interesting? It can't change any results!"
Long Yu:...MMP! Since his opinion is not important, why are you asking him? Is it fun to tease him on purpose?!
So angry!!!
In the end, the group of people ignored Long Yu's wishes and took him directly to the underworld.
Long Yu had a look of death on his face, he was done for. If these two black-hearted female demons don’t kill him this time, it won’t be over! God wants to kill him~
"Go directly to Yinhe!"
As soon as they arrived in the underworld, Muge and Tang Tang took Long Yu to the Yin River. Long Yu was even more frightened. Could it be that these two crazy women wanted to throw him directly into the Yin River?
This is too bloody and cruel!
"Be quiet! Otherwise I'll knock you out!"
Muge patted Long Yu, who was struggling and quite restless, "How much do I eat every day? How heavy is it? I don't know how much it weighs. I wonder if I am very tired from lifting it?"
"Who eats more every day?"
Long Yu simply couldn't bear it, "Besides, can't I walk by myself? If you insist on carrying me away, am I your prisoner? Are you going to do this to me?"
This is really a lack of human rights!
"Ah~ I'm sorry, I'm used to it, so I just carried it with me!"
Muge held Long Yu up and down, and Long Yu said:...
"If you don't have any problems, what are you afraid of?"
Tang Tang felt that Long Yu's behavior was very suspicious. There was something wrong with this guy!
"You are going to kill me, but you still don't allow me to be afraid?"
Are these still human beings? Long Yu thinks they are devils. No, devils are kinder than them.
Muge raised her head and said, "We just want to find out something. You didn't take the initiative to explain it yourself. So what if we use some means?"
"But I haven't done anything! I'm really more unjust than Dou E. It's going to rain red from the sky!"
Long Yu felt very aggrieved, so aggrieved that he wanted to cry loudly. Then he had a flash of inspiration and looked at Muge and Tang Tang, "What if you find out clearly that I am innocent? What if I am innocent?"
Muge:...Huh? Good question!
Tang Tang:...Damn, I never thought about this possibility!
"No way!"
Long Yu's face was distorted, "You don't think that there is something wrong with me. You have never thought that I might be wronged by you!"
"Ahem... don't worry about so many details. The sun is almost setting. Let's go find out quickly so we can go home and sleep!"
Muge praised his wit. He moved the topic very smoothly without any trace at all. It was perfect!
"Ahhhhh...you two devils, after I prove my innocence, I will fight you in a duel!"
Long Yu roared, "A scholar cannot be killed but cannot be humiliated. Did you two go too far this time?"
"We haven't come to the final conclusion yet! Why are you howling!"
Tang Tang couldn't stand his noise anymore, "Muge, shut his mouth!"
"Woooooooo..."
Muge picked up something and stuffed it into Long Yu's mouth. Long Yu struggled even harder.
Tang Tang was shocked, "What did you throw into his mouth?"
"It's just a useless rag! Why are you looking at me like this? I don't know magic, so you can't just let me recite a spell. I'm sorry, I haven't activated this skill!"
The most simple and easy-to-use method is to stuff a rag into his mouth, but Muge slapped his head and suddenly remembered, "I almost forgot, this handkerchief was used to wipe my hands after eating spicy crayfish last time.
I didn’t wash it, so I just put it in the storage bag!”
"Eh... you're really disgusting!"
Tang Tang stayed away from her in disgust, "Can you be more hygienic!"
"I forgot. I forgot accidentally. It's not because I didn't pay attention to hygiene!"
When Muge threw it in, she thought about washing it after eating, but then... she felt sleepy after eating, and then she didn't...
The three of them looked at Long Yu and saw that his mouth was visibly red and swollen, like two thick slices of sausage.
