"If you ignore everything else, it's actually quite sexy."
Muge thought for a while, then took out the rag stuffed in Long Yu's mouth, and threw it away secretly. Long Yu struggled, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooov was was was wasting it?
Because his lips were so swollen, he couldn't speak a word at all, and every word he spoke hurt, very painful! At this time, he hated himself for having a mouth!
Muge looked at Long Yu in surprise and asked Tang Tang and Xiaobai next to him, "What is he muttering about?"
"have no idea!"
Tang Tang and Xiao Bai shook their heads together, and Tang Tang suddenly realized, "He probably said that anyway, if you stick your head out, it will be a knife, and if you step back, it will also be a knife. Let's hurry up. He wants to go home for dinner!"
"Ah...can't you tell, is he so enlightened?"
Muge cast an appreciative look at Long Yu.
Long Yu:……
Xiaobai:...Huh? Long Yu said so many words?!
Then he looked at Tang Tang with admiration, he was really amazing, he could still translate it completely like this.
Tang Tang spread her hands and said, she translated it, you can just say that the translation did not translate. As for right, the beholder sees the benevolence and the wise see the wisdom. Anyway, she felt that this is what Long Yu said.
"Since he has made such a strong request, let's hurry up, finish the work early, and go back early!"
Tang Tang's proposal received strong support from Mu Ge, and she carried Long Yu to her destination. Long Yu, who was held in her hand, struggled even more. Mu Ge happily shared with Tang Tang, "
Look, he’s so excited! I’d say the old man is the most reasonable!”
"Well, he is indeed quite enlightened. If he really has a problem, you can beat him to death more gently later!"
Tang Tang's cooperation with Long Yu represented the highest level of reward.
Muge nodded crazily, "Yeah, yeah, don't worry, I understand!"
Long Yu:...What the hell? What misunderstanding do you two have about tenderness?!
Xiaobai: ...Ahem, he can only pretend to look at the sky and the ground, but he can't look at Long Yu. He's afraid that seeing him in such a pitiful state, he won't be able to help it...
After all, no matter who is looked at by a grown man who keeps feeling aggrieved and resentful, with a condemning and traitorous look on his face, he will feel... he can't handle it, and Xiaobai can't handle it anyway!
The only thing he could do was to resolutely not look at Long Yu, so that he would no longer have to face the complicated look Long Yu looked at him, and he would not have to worry about guilt!
"Woooo..."
Although Long Yu was no longer willing, he was still carried by Muge to the retrospective mirror next to the Yin River. The retrospective mirror can peer into the past of the person in front of the mirror, not only this life, but also past lives...
As a result, Muge and Tangtang looked around the retrospection mirror for a long time, and they were both shocked, "Isn't this thing broken too?"
"This thing from the underworld is also a shoddy project? Isn't it known as the number one treasure in the underworld? It's so unreliable!"
Tang Tang couldn't help but started complaining, "How is it possible that there is no information about his previous life? He is not Sun Wukong who jumped out of a stone. Even if he jumped out of a stone, there should be a source!"
"Strange!"
Muge touched his chin and watched for a long time. Then he kicked Xiaobai to the looking-back mirror and said, "Xiaobai, go and try and see if this broken mirror is really broken?"
"Eh? How bad?!"
Tang Tang pointed to the mirror where nothing appeared, with a solemn look on his face, "This thing in the underworld is not reliable either!"
"No? I'm quite reliable!"
Xiaobai didn't detect anything. Muge thought for a while and stood in front of the retrospective mirror. Then he saw her scene in modern times. As the retrospective mirror moved forward, Muge was dumbfounded.
Tang Tang also came over to take a look, and was extremely shocked. Then he looked at Muge with a shocked expression, "Sister, I can't tell, you were still like this before..."
"Uh...this mirror...is so cool! Sister, come and give it a try!"
Muge immediately dragged Tang Tang to the retrospective mirror, and then saw her sisters in their previous lives...
"Hahahaha...I suddenly started to like this mirror!"
Muge held his belly and laughed loudly. Tang Tang couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth, quickly moved away from the retrospective mirror, and glared at Muge, "That's enough for you! I'm going to start laughing at you if you do this."
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"Haha...that..."
Muge was a little embarrassed and said: "This is so funny, I couldn't hold it back!"
"Tch, you have the nerve to laugh at me. How do you think you are so good? You are so strong..."
"Stop...I was wrong, let's stop hurting each other!"
Muge quickly called a halt to prevent this act of injuring the enemy by one thousand and damaging himself by eight hundred.
Long Yu's lips were a little better at this time, and at least Xiaobai could hear what he meant from his broken voice, "What are the two of them doing there? They are having so much fun!"
"how could I know?"
Xiaobai looked coldly, as if he wasn't curious at all.
"Aren't you curious about their past and present lives?" Long Yu was extremely curious, so he hoped that his friends would be as curious as him, eh?
Forget it, he is no longer his little friend, and we have broken off our friendship for ten thousand years! This scumbag who refuses to save him! A wallflower, bah, spurn him!
Xiaobai looked uninterested, "If you are interested, you can ask them yourself!"
Long Yu:……
If he dared, would he ask Xiaobai?
"Don't tell me, this retrospective mirror is quite fun!"
Muge was a little shocked when she saw that she was an extremely strong man in her previous life, until she saw that Tang Tang was actually a bald chicken in her previous life, and she couldn't hold back anymore, hahaha...her sisters actually did this in their previous life
chicken?!
"Did I just ask you to consider becoming a chicken demon? Do you regret it now?"
Muge winked at Tang Tang, but Tang Tang laughed mercilessly, "Do you also regret not going to Thailand before traveling through time?"
Before Muge could reply, she heard Tang Tang's cool voice, "I heard that there is a magic medicine in the fairy world that can change a person's gender after taking it. I don't think you should go to Thailand. Anyway, it will be a while."
I can't go either, so I'll go find the magic medicine for you and give it to you! How about it, is it considerate enough? Are you touched?"
"Don't dare to move, don't dare to move!"
Muge waved her hands repeatedly, unable to even smile, "I was wrong, let's reconcile!"
"Okay! As long as you don't mention it, then I won't mention it either!"
Tang Tang's meaning is very obvious. As long as Muge mentions that she was a bald chicken in her previous life, then she will mention that Muge was a strong man in his previous life. Come on... let's hurt each other. Anyway, no one was honorable in the previous life!
"I swear, I have forgotten everything I just saw!"
Muge immediately raised his hand and swore, and even changed the topic again very smoothly, "It turns out that the retrospective mirror is not broken, then..."
She glanced pointedly at Long Yu and Xiao Bai, who couldn't tell their origins. She lowered her voice and muttered to Tang Tang, "What should we do with these two gangsters?"
