Chapter 33 As long as you are not gay, you can be a dog
Chapter 33 As long as you’re not gay, you can be a dog
Author: Zi Yunsu
Chapter 33 As long as you’re not gay, you can be a dog
Xiao Lingbao carried a basin of water that exuded a strong smell of Chinese medicine and walked swaying towards the fourth child's room.
The fifth child, Ling Wenyang, followed closely behind, carefully protecting the baby in front of him.
"Fourth brother, open the door!" Ling Wenyang knocked on the door.
There was silence inside the door, no one responded.
Since the accident a few years ago, the fourth child's hobby has changed from painting and sculpture to growing fungi.
Little Lingbao shouted loudly: "Uncle gay! Uncle gay! Open the door quickly! It's little Lingbao - gay..."
Boom, boom, boom!
The sound of fourth child Ling Yongshuo's running footsteps could be heard through the door.
"I'm open, I'm open, little ancestor, please stop shouting!"
He thanked God.
At first, because he and Lao Wu had to guard the dying old man, and because of health reasons, he did not go to pick up little Lingbao with his other brothers.
However, he did not escape the nickname of Xiao Lingbao.
What's more terrifying than some uncle who is a bastard or a vixen uncle...is a gay uncle.
When little Lingbao shouted out this name, the eyes of the whole family almost popped out of their heads.
Using unprecedented MRI vision, Ling Yongshuo was scanned from head to toe, and finally stopped at a certain part of his body...
Ling Yongshuo cried to death.
Severe depression that even psychiatrists were unable to cure was instantly cured by Xiao Lingbao...
From then on, proving that I was not gay became my top priority in life.
But no one believed it.
The second child even admitted that he was a faggot, just to prove that the fourth child must be gay.
After all, regardless of whether the fourth child is gay or not, the second child is still a bastard.
So if you can drag one person into the water, just drag one.
Ling Yongshuo then became Schrödinger's gay. No one can prove that he is, and no one can prove that he is not...
He suddenly felt like a Buddha.
"Uncle gay, soak your hands!" Xiao Lingbao raised the basin above his head with all his strength.
Ling Wenyang fell silent for a moment when he saw Ling Yongshuo.
Afraid that he would offend Xiao Lingbao's good intentions, he quickly explained: "It's water made from golden red moon vine. I will treat you with acupuncture, fourth brother..."
Ling Wenyang knew the knot in his heart, and there was a lump in his throat, "This is Ling Bao's intention."
That day when Xiao Lingbao asked for the golden red moon vine from the Wang family, the fourth child was also present.
He should know what sacrifices little Lingbao made for him.
Obviously, she does not need to forgive the Wang family, nor does she need to agree to the Wang family's exchange request...
Seeing that the fourth child was still silent.
And Xiao Lingbao's hand holding the basin was already shaking a little.
Ling Wenyang quickly helped hold it back and said anxiously: "Fourth brother, let's try again!"
Don't make Ling Bao sad!
"No..." Ling Yongshuo finally said quietly,
"Just soak your hands...why use a gold basin?"
Xiao Lingbao loudly:
"Uncle gay, wash your hands in a golden basin! From now on, you are the perfect gay man - Michelangelo!"
Ling Yongshuo absolutely fell.
This is not how you use the golden basin to wash your hands, right?
etc……
"Michelang gay?" Ling Yongshuo hesitated.
It's Michelangelo!
"I'll soak it! I'll cure it!" Ling Yongshuo was excited, "I want to be Michelangelo!"
As long as he's not gay, it doesn't matter if he's a dog!
"Lao Wu, where is your acupuncture kit? Why are you still standing there?" Ling Yongshuo grabbed the gold basin and soaked his hand in it.
"Hurry! Prick me quickly!"
"Don't stop me from being Michelangelo!"
Ling Wenyang slowly pulled out a slender silver needle.
"Fourth brother, you seem to have forgotten."
"Forgot what?" Ling Yongshuo was stunned.
"You forget, Michelangelo, he was also -"
Ling Wenyang inserted the needle quickly and accurately into Ling Yongshuo's acupuncture point, "——Gay!"
"Ouch——"
With ten fingers connected to the heart, the medicinal effect is strong.
Ling Yongshuo's scream immediately overturned the roof of Ling's house.
…
Xiao Lingbao walked into the bathroom and locked the door.
Bang! Ta-da!
The crisp and rhythmic knocking sound was immediately isolated from the room.
The bathtub was full of water and had completely dried up.
Little Lingbao stretched his neck and took a look.
Yusuo is struggling to jump in the bathtub to learn how the carp jumps over the dragon's gate...
"Shut up!" Yusuo Little Chicken was furious, "Let me out! Let me out!"
God knows, he works so hard...
I sucked the water until my stomach made a loud banging sound, and then I finally sucked up a full tank of water, thinking that I could jump out of the bathtub.
Unexpectedly, I charged up and jumped, bang!
His head hit an invisible obstacle above the bathtub, and then fell down with a thud, so hard that he almost split open.
That heartless brat! He actually set up a barrier!
The little country chicken is so angry that he shuts himself off.
"I can let you out. Now, please fix this for me first."
Xiao Lingbao carefully placed the watch Dou Siyi gave her at the bottom of the tank.
The little chicken was broken.
It's really broken.
"What a piece of shit! I'm not a watch repairman!"
"There's water in it." Xiao Lingbao blinked, "Suck it dry."
There was silence in the bathtub for a second.
Snap, snap, snap!
Chicken crazy.
"What do you think I am? A desiccant? Bastard! I'm so angry. Tweet! Tweet!"
The little chicken is so angry that it crows.
Little Lingbao was surprised: "What? So your name is dry chicken?"
If the jade lock is still angry, then the native chicken has died of anger.
Longevity locks will not last long...
"Tweet... Ling Ziqi, just wait for me! If I can come out one day, I will never let you go!"
"I'm going to eat you! I'm going to absorb all your spiritual power! I'm going to eat everyone in your family!"
"You are so childish," Ling Ziqi, a child who has already learned other skills from kindergarten, made a face.
"Childish devil, whatever you want! Don't come out until you suck it dry!"
After saying that, he jumped away.
Before leaving, he drew a circle in mid-air and said, "Seal!"
The bathtub not only has a thick layer of barrier, but also has a sound insulation effect.
…
Because Xiao Lingbao wants to be the C-position finale of the important kindergarten party.
The Ling family attached great importance to her and hired the best early childhood dance teacher in the imperial capital.
Apart from practicing dancing at home these days, little Lingbao has nothing to do and hangs around with Ling Yixi, the only idler in the family.
With little Ling Bao following her, Ling Yixi became like a serious person.
We no longer date fox friends and dog friends, no longer gamble on horses, and no longer walk birds.
He actually put on a suit and tie and wanted to shine in the group.
"Ling Bao, when you grow up, you will work in the group like your second uncle, do you understand?" Ling Yixi showed off in a charming manner.
Who in the group would not respectfully call him "Second Young Master" when they saw him?
"I understand," Xiao Lingbao said with envy in his eyes, "When you go to work, you can sleep until the afternoon like a second-rate uncle, and you don't have to get up early like a kid in kindergarten."
Ling Yixi: "..."
"Ling Bao, you are outside, can you please stop calling me uncle?" Ling Yixi carefully discussed.
He also wants to save face.
"Yixi..."
Suddenly, a voice as melodious as a warbler's cry, with a hint of resentment, sounded not far away.
Ling Yixi panicked instantly.
"Ke, Ke'er? Why are you here?"
The slim beauty in front had red eyes: "Yixi, you left suddenly that day, and you didn't answer the phone or see anyone. I thought something happened to you..."
"Uncle Neptune," Xiao Lingbao pulled the corner of Ling Yixi's clothes, "Who is she?"
