Chapter 34 The bastard uncle actually likes the bug spirit
Author: Zi Yunsu
Chapter 34 The bastard uncle actually likes the bug spirit
"Sea King..." Jin Keer cracked.
"This auntie," Xiao Lingbao didn't wait for Jin Ke'er to return to her original state, and already stepped forward, looking at her curiously.
"Are you my second aunt too?"
Are you my second aunt too?
The same to you……
The same to you……
Jin Keer's heart was broken at this moment.
Although she and Ling Yixi had broken up for a long time due to the interference of the Ling family.
But she always thought that she was Ling Yixi's true love.
After all, he left her, and the playboy who once wandered around the imperial capital became a good man, and there were no more scandals.
She never dreamed that Ling Yixi had not restrained herself, but had learned to keep it secret!
Damn it! When did he get a brain?
"No, Ke'er, Ling Bao, she's still young..." Ling Yixi was in a hurry, wanting to cover Ling Bao's mouth but didn't dare.
"I know," Jin Ke'er sniffed, "Everyone in the world knows that children can't tell lies..."
Neptune!
Ling Yixi was originally the King of the Sea!
He has loved everyone he met since he was in elementary school!
Jin Ke'er cried loudly: "I thought you had been in trouble, except Wushan, but it was not a cloud. I didn't expect that it was all my delusion."
He doesn't know how many "second aunts" there are!
"Delusion, what is delusion?" Xiao Lingbao scratched his little ears.
Jin Ke'er wiped away her tears and read out a poem: "If you don't get rid of your delusions and don't seek truth, your empty body will become the Dharmakaya."
Little Lingbao...the baby is confused.
What is this?
Can't understand!
"Ke'er, listen to my explanation." Ling Yixi quickly grabbed Jin Ke'er, who was about to cry.
Although he didn't understand what Jin Ke'er said, he liked her knowledgeable look.
I don't know how serious it is.
All the women who like him are attracted by his money and handsomeness. Only Ke'er comes to save him with her wealth of knowledge.
A brainless man like him needs a woman with a head full of knowledge to improve the genes of future generations.
Ke'er graduated with a master's degree from an Ivy League university abroad!
"I won't listen, I won't listen," Jin Ke'er covered her ears and shook her head, "You suddenly abandoned me that day. It turned out that you answered a call from another woman..."
Ling Yixi saw her on the street while driving that day and almost got into a car accident.
Jin Keer decided that Ling Yixi still had her in his heart.
She waited outside the traffic police brigade, finally waited until he came out, and after some Tang and Song poetry, she successfully abducted him to the hotel.
He thought he could renew their relationship, but he almost took off his pants, received an unknown phone call, and rushed out of the door without saying a word...
Then, there was no more news.
Jin Ke'er was unwilling to give in and came to Ling's Group to stay.
She was the one who squatted down.
But it also confirmed her worst suspicion.
——Ling Yixi already has another woman!
No, she must get him back!
Jin Ke'er went to Kedeng Literature: "It turns out that your world is a forest, and your journey is the sea of stars..."
Ling Yixi, a fool, just does this.
"I'm not, I don't have it, I, I'm a second-rate, not a sea king..."
Jin Ke'er: "The phone call I made to you is like a trickle flowing into the vast ocean. The ocean never cares about any drop of its water."
Ling Yixi quickly looked through her call records: "Ke'er, look, I really don't have any calls from you here... Damn it! Who blacklisted you!"
"I, I swear I never did it!" Ling Yixi raised her finger.
blacklist?
Little Lingbao stood on tiptoes and took a look.
Oh, so that’s called the blacklist?
When the call came that day, she was watching SpongeBob SquarePants on her second-rate uncle’s cell phone.
Well, that number looks like a green bug.
Little Lingbao wanted to lock the bug into a small dark room, but he didn't know how to click it, and it went in...
"You don't need to explain anymore," Jin Ke'er wiped her tears, "The scriptures say that all conditioned phenomena are like dreams and illusions..."
"Ah!" Little Lingbao knew.
She looked at Jin Keer, her eyes as pure as black grapes widened,
"So Auntie, you are... Foyuan!"
Jin Ke'er: "..."
Ling Yixi: "..."
The scene was extremely quiet for a while.
The baby girl in front of her is as delicate and cute as an angel, but Jin Keer just wants to ask her... are you a devil?
"Ling Bao," Ling Yixi lowered her voice, "Don't talk nonsense, do you know what a Buddha Yuan is?"
His Ke'er is a practitioner of both Buddhism and Taoism, and even Master Huang praised her for her extremely high talent.
"Lingbao knows," little Lingbao tilted his head.
"Uncle Vixen once told me that she is an aunt who looks like a bug spirit, likes to copy the Heart Sutra backwards, and cheats people with likes and money in WeChat Moments."
Ling Yixi: "?"
Lao Qi kept making announcements every day, so what did he come to teach Xiao Lingbao?
Jin Keer's face turned pale, and her heart skipped a beat.
Because when she first "learned Buddhism", she actually copied the Heart Sutra backwards!
At that time, I didn’t understand that ancient Chinese texts were written from right to left, and the manuscript was in vertical format. I felt dizzy just looking at it.
So according to modern customs, I copied half of it from left to right, posted it on WeChat Moments, and returned it to Aite Ling Yixi.
Fortunately, Ling Yixi didn't understand anything, so she liked her and sent her a big red envelope.
Ling Yixi is still educating little Ling Bao: "...Sister Ke'er is a top student who graduated from Ivy League College."
Evergreen vine…
Little Lingbao looked at the top of Ling Yixi's head, "Yes, it's so green."
The same color series as Foyuan Chongzijing.
"Yixi, if you still have your heart..."
Jin Ke'er hesitated to speak, "I can give you another chance, but there are some words that cannot be heard by children..."
She creates an ambiguity that is not suitable for children.
Dragging this little girl who appeared out of nowhere, she couldn't play Qiong Yao's bitter love story with Ling Yixi.
It's a pity that Ling Yixi doesn't understand: "Ah? You can't let Ling Bao hear it, so you can tell me quietly."
After saying that, he put his ears aside.
Jin Ke'er: "..."
Ling Yixi's brain can't understand two punctuation marks in one sentence.
"What I mean is, do you want other people in your family to take your niece with you? I, I want to be alone with you..." Jin Keer looked shy.
Ling Yixi was not very happy.
Hand over little Ling Bao to Ling Xuanyan?
Do you really think he is stupid?
That was the little lamb paying New Year's greetings to the big bad wolf, never to return.
Who knew that he hesitated, Jin Ke'er said: "If you don't want to be with me, there is no point in my life, I will die! In ten years, life and death will be blurred..."
As he said that, he was about to jump off the building.
In order to save a knowledgeable life, Ling Yixi was forced to make a difficult decision——
He sent Xiao Lingbao to Ling Xuanyan's office...
Unexpectedly, Ling Xuanyan was not here.
"This..." Ling Yixi was embarrassed on the surface, but pleasantly surprised on the inside, "I'm afraid I can only continue to take Ling Bao with me."
"Isn't your third brother here too? Send Ling Bao over, I'll wait for you here." Jin Ke'er opened her mouth and said.
Ling Yixi: "But..."
Jin Keer ran toward the window: "Heartbroken people are at the end of the world..."
Ling Yixi: "Okay, okay, I'll go, I'll go!"
I saw that he really left with little Lingbao.
Jin Keer's face softened, and her eyes shrewdly aimed at Ling Xuanyan's desk drawer...
Jin Ke'er recited an excerpt from "Master Yongjia's Enlightenment Song":... A Taoist who has learned nothing but does not do anything, does not get rid of delusions and does not seek the truth; the true nature of ignorance is the Buddha nature, and the empty body of illusion is the Dharma body...
Another sentence is taken from the "Diamond Sutra": All conditioned dharmas are like the bubbles of a dream...
