Chapter 285 The girl who brought disaster! (Please vote for me)
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In the office.
On the verge of collapse, Lorraine began to go crazy.
He began to try all kinds of weird actions——
strip naked and run around naked;
Holding the hard solid wood table and chewing on it;
Sitting curled up on the floor pulling out hair one by one;
glue;
one-handed handstand;
Apply glue while standing upside down with one hand;
push-up;
Do push-ups and glue at the same time;
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“No inspiration!”
“No inspiration!”
Loren pressed his thumbs with both hands against his temples.
Rao is so.
His originally shining eyes still looked extremely gray.
“Origin story… shovel… tree planting… Matthew… scumbag… dark history…”
His lips trembled from time to time.
One single word after another popped up.
Gradually.
There was no blood on his face.
But there was a hint of energy in the bloodshot and slightly protruding eyeballs.
"Yes!"
He smiled cruelly.
"Matthew, don't blame me for being ruthless in my writing..."
"Ah, this ray of inspiration still needs the final inspiration. Following this clue, this is it, this is the direction of development!"
He is sitting on the floor.
He began to twist his thigh muscles excitedly.
He can feel it.
He has already touched the most critical edge of inspiration. With just one touch, he has the opportunity to quickly complete this gorgeous and cruel story.
But at this moment.
Just when Loren's inspiration was within reach.
There was a bang.
The office door was pushed open——
"Mr. Lorraine..."
The woman in black uniform spoke as she walked.
However, Luo Lan interrupted her angrily:
"Shut up!"
"ah……!"
"You have squeezed my inspiration! Don't talk, don't talk, he is right here, right under your feet, don't move!"
During the conversation.
Loren, who looked crazy, was like a reptile, circling the woman on the floor.
The woman raised her eyebrows but didn't say anything.
However, Lorraine circled her several times, and the inspiration that was so close just now was gone!
"No!"
Loren scratched his head in pain, tears and snot streaming down his face.
At this time, he was completely naked and crying like a child. However, there was still unknown liquid all over the floor. The entire office gave people a feeling of decadence and malaise.
The woman in black's nose twitched slightly.
She dexterously cast a cleaning spell on Lorraine, and then used other means to make the entire office look brand new.
In the blink of an eye.
The depressed atmosphere in the office has become much lighter.
"Mr. Lorraine..."
The woman in black was about to speak.
But at this moment, Luo Lan, who had been crying just now, suddenly jumped up like a wild beast!
He held the woman in black's shoulders with both hands like iron hoops, and then pushed her back hard.
boom!
The woman was pressed against the wall, with a look of pain on her face.
"You've taken away my inspiration!"
Lorraine seemed to have lost his mind:
"You have to make amends!"
His body kept approaching the woman in black.
However, the latter just calmly pushed up his glasses.
She gently leaned into Luo Lan's ear and whispered:
"If I don't agree, I can sue you for annihilation..."
The next second.
Luo Lan, who was as hard as a rock just now, suddenly softened.
He slumped to the floor again like a mollusk.
No matter what, he refused to get up.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Lorraine."
Seeing this scene, the woman in black, who had always had a cold expression, couldn't help but have a smile on her eyebrows:
"I didn't mean to disturb your creation, but I came here mainly to bring you good news."
As she spoke, she waved another letter in her hand.
Then he said apologetically:
"I just read the first letter and hastily arranged the next work for you."
"But in fact, Mr. Matthew invited you to explore the ancient atmosphere in his second letter..."
"Are you interested in going?"
Luo Lan, who was lying on the floor, raised his head, with a slightly confused look on his face:
"I don't remember that I..."
"Wait a minute! I'm very knowledgeable about ancient auras!"
Luo Lan's tone suddenly became excited!
He jumped up from the floor and looked at the woman in black expectantly:
"Can I leave here?!"
The woman pushed up her glasses again:
"Since it is an invitation from Lord Matthew, I definitely have no reason to stop it."
"But you'd better really do some research on ancient aura..."
Luo Lan patted his chest confidently, and his chest hair trembled rapidly:
"Of course. I've always been known for my honesty."
The woman folded her hands on her chest, her eyes subtle:
"Theoretically, a deceitful demigod can indeed be known for his honesty."
"But we don't care about these details. Mr. Matthew, as the first in the alliance's Rising Stars program, has the highest priority in the work of our news department, so you can leave now."
"But you must go find him as soon as possible. Don't let us find out that there is any extra delay. You know the situation in the Information Department. It will be difficult for the department to operate without you..."
Luo Lan frowned and said:
"If a department cannot function without one person, is it really necessary for this department to exist?"
The woman in black said coldly:
"This is not a high-end topic that I can touch upon. Didn't you personally discuss it with Ms. Isabel?"
"She told me that you volunteered to be the Minister of Information, didn't you?"
Luo Lan replied with dull eyes:
"Yes, yes, I volunteered."
The black woman nodded as she should:
"As long as it's voluntary, the league's rules are very strict and they don't allow the hiring of involuntary employees."
"If you declare that it is not voluntary, Ms. Isabel will find it very difficult."
Luo Lan showed a smile that was uglier than crying.
"That's it. In view of Mr. Matthew's invitation, you will have three days of vacation. During these three days, nothing will disturb you."
As the woman in black spoke, she wrote something in a yellow leather diary:
"But after three days, please be prepared to work part-time.
"Please keep this Book of Hebrew Cards with you at all times. I will compile all the necessary information, and you need to organize this information into a manuscript."
"Once the work starts, please be sure to reply as soon as possible. After all, you don't want me to disturb you in person, right?"
Said.
She handed a thick notebook with a black cover into Loren's hands.
Lorraine took a deep breath:
"I see."
"As long as you can let me out!"
"Leave this damn place, even work part-time outside!"
The woman in black nodded:
"you can go now."
So Luo Lan strutted towards the office door.
And in the process of walking.
The woman in black noticed that he still had no clothes on, so she thoughtfully used magic to change Luo Lan into decent clothes.
Luo Lan turned around in surprise.
The woman calmly met the other person's gaze:
"You're welcome, the cost of the clothes will be deducted from your salary."
Luo Lan suddenly became interested:
"May I have your name?"
"Rosie Herta."
The woman informed her openly.
Luo Lan looked at the other party's beautiful and handsome face:
"Hurta?"
"Is it the Herta family from the maritime kingdoms?"
Rosie nodded slightly.
"But I have nothing to do with my family. My family is not rich or even a little poor. I have just paid off the loan from the Magic Academy, so you don't have to expect to get a lot of wealth by hooking up with me."
The girl said it very straightforwardly.
Lorraine walked a few steps closer and looked into her eyes.
His voice was soft and subtle, with an indescribable bewitching tone:
"If I had just forced it, would you really sue me for annihilation?"
"of course not."
Rosie shook her fresh and crisp short hair.
A trace of pride flashed in Luo Lan's eyes.
But the next second.
But Rosie took out a glowing magic pen from her arms and said:
"I will use the weapon Ms. Isabel gave me to complete the painless sterilization surgery for you within tenths of a second."
"Of course, I believe this item will be useless in the end, isn't it?"
Luo Lan took two steps back suddenly.
Then he smiled:
"certainly."
"I never force myself on a girl."
A professional fake smile appeared on Rosie's face:
"I believe it for now."
"Well, have a nice holiday, Mr. Lorraine."
Said.
She came to the hall outside and walked quickly towards her small office with a pile of documents in her arms.
Boom, boom, boom!
Black soft leather high heels make a nice sound when stepped on the mahogany floor.
Luo Lan looked at Rosie's young and beautiful back and forgot what to say for a moment.
Until Rosie walked to the door of the small office.
Then he shouted loudly as if he suddenly came to his senses:
"Happy holidays, Rosie!"
"Also, remember to recruit more capable people while I'm away!"
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"I hope there will be good news from Lorraine."
The peripheral area on the second underground floor of the cemetery.
Matthew used negative energy to repair the wounds on a harpy monster, thinking this in his mind.
The reason why he suddenly thought of Lorraine.
It is because the latter signed his first letter to Matthew with his title——
Amateur tomb robber.
Considering the special profession of Dusk Chanter.
Matthew suddenly realized that this guy Lorraine was very likely an expert in the field of tomb robbing!
Have a try mentality.
He directly sent an invitation letter. If Luo Lan was not interested, then Matthew also hoped that he could recommend one or two reliable professional thieves to him.
Take Loren's connections on the East Coast.
I believe this is not difficult at all.
While thinking, Matthew turned his attention back to his eyes.
This giant harpy monster has obvious signs of battle, but there are no monster corpses nearby.
This shows that this harpy may have encountered a scout who was extremely skilled in movement.
After a brief entanglement between the two parties.
The other party managed to escape.
Matthew initially judged from the battle traces that the professional level of the scout or scout would not be lower than level fourteen.
"It seems that the enemy targeting the cemetery this time is quite good."
Matthew thought so.
After returning, I plan to strengthen patrols and defense in this direction.
during the past period.
Deathdread Cemetery was attacked by three waves of forces roving from the underground city.
The first two waves were destroyed by the harpy monster.
The third wave was wiped out by Death Knight 47 who took the initiative to lead his troops.
These wanderers did not cause even a trace of damage to Matthew's cemetery.
On the contrary, it has slowly and steadily increased the legend of the cemetery to a certain extent.
at present.
The legend about Deathdread Cemetery has been spread to a small extent in the Underdark.
This undoubtedly attracted more attention to the cemetery.
The last few days.
Matthew could clearly feel that the defense line formed by the harpies and monsters was encountering more frequent reconnaissance and testing.
He was completely unafraid of it.
With the current strength of the cemetery, if it weren't for the big forces in the Dark Region, they would all come here to give away experience.
certainly.
Matthew was not careless either.
While the underground alliance had not yet been formed, he devoted most of his energy to the construction of the cemetery.
On the one hand, he increased development efforts and began to excavate the third floor of the cemetery.
There are actually not many undead units in the cemetery currently.
The three low-level arms, ghosts, skeletons and zombies, occupy most of the pit positions.
The mid-level units only have a few black warriors to support the scene.
This is not enough for Matthew.
Next, whenever he has free time, he will try to make and summon the intermediate undead.
The third level of the cemetery to be developed.
This is the pit reserved by Matthew for vampires, mummies, banshees and even some high-level undead.
on the other hand.
Matthew also strengthened the guard force outside the cemetery.
In addition to an additional ghost patrol.
Matthew also comes with a little Grimace for each Harpy Troll!
Speaking of little grimaces.
This is an unexpected surprise that the negative energy beacon brought to Matthew in December.
Just a few days ago.
Negative Energy Beacon has recruited a new elite undead, and it is a very rare unit——
"grimace".
Ghostface is an intermediate undead, on the same level as vampires and banshees.
But to the extent of rarity.
Ghost Face even surpasses the Bone Dragon and rivals the Lich!
This is an undead creature with only a huge humanoid face.
Its appearance has a terrifying effect.
When people look at it, their legs will tremble and they will want to run away.
Besides the horror effect.
The real trump card of this seventeenth-level elite Ghostface is Devour!
Ghostface can send the swallowed person into the negative energy plane through the action of swallowing.
Until the latter is assimilated by the negative energy plane.
Its soul will give birth to a new ghost face in its belly.
This is where the little grimace comes from.
The number of little ghost faces depends entirely on how many lives the original ghost faces have devoured.
They are slaves to the native ghost faces and cannot survive alone.
As long as the original Ghostface dies.
The little grimace will also disappear.
The cause of the original grimace is a mystery even to the necromancers.
So this thing is very rare.
After the native Ghostface entered the cemetery, he showed a very respectful attitude towards Matthew.
Matthew also made an agreement with him for three chapters.
Only then did Ghostface become a part of the cemetery.
This native ghost face has more than thirty little ghost faces.
Not a lot in number.
But Matthew discovered that these little ghost faces had super fast movement speed and the ability to pass through walls.
So they were appointed as adjutants of the Harpy Troll.
On the one hand, the little grimace can make up for the harpy giant's shortcomings of slow movement and sluggish movements.
On the other hand, after encountering an emergency, Little Ghostface can quickly escape through the wall and spread the news.
Because every little ghost face has excellent information collection and expression capabilities.
Matthew even considered training them into couriers in the future!
But all this requires the cooperation of native ghost faces.
The other party is new here.
Matthew also has to test the ideological awareness and loyalty of his new comrades.
But overall.
Matthew is still very satisfied with the arrival of Ghostface.
Especially after the latter joined the cemetery, he immediately presented a treasure to Matthew.
It was a red mask with a playful smiley face.
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"Laughing Mask (advanced magic item/consumable): You can recite the activation spell on a target, then throw the mask out, and the Laughing Mask will stick to the target's face.
During this period.
The Laughing Mask will cause the target to make a Will save every three seconds.
If the save fails.
The other party will laugh wildly for thirty seconds.
Even if the save is successful.
If the other party tries to take off the mask by force, the skin on his face will be torn off too!
You can chant a spell to remove the laughing mask from a target.
If the Laughing Mask is attached to a target for more than ten minutes.
Then the laughing mask disappears.
The target will be transformed into a "smiley monster"
Smiley monster attributes: unknown.
Available times remaining: 3/7
Note: You must use the Laughing Mask on a humanoid creature with a face."
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In Matthew's opinion.
This is a very evil magic item.
evil.
But it might be useful.
In order to prevent it from leaking out and harming others, Matthew had no choice but to accept it happily.
In his hands.
At least there won't be such a cruel thing as turning a living person into a smiling monster.
"Speaking of it, the negative energy plane is indeed a treasure. Many undead people carry magic props from their lifetimes. Those that can still retain their effectiveness under the erosion of negative energy and time must be of the best quality."
"If you are bored this winter, you can also go visit Xiaofei..."
Re-schedule and allocate the work of perimeter defense.
Matthew returned to the cemetery with brisk steps. When passing by the Wanderer's Courtyard, he found that today Richard was teaching Qiuka an ancient thief's spell——
"Frog Bomb".
This thing is actually an illusion in the mage system, but after being integrated into the rogue system, thieves added a huge amount of venom, making it deadly.
Richard's presentation was quite skillful.
He grabbed a frog in the palm of his hand, then used a brush to brush the venom on the frog's skin, and then chanted a spell. A lavender magical light flashed on the frog's skin, and then disappeared instantly.
"That's it. Remember, after the frog bomb is made, it will last for up to four hours. After four hours, the frog as the carrier will be poisoned and die, and you will lose the effect of moving the bomb."
"Look, I can control the movement direction of the frog through the movement of my fingers. In very ancient times, frog bombs were a very effective method of assassination..."
But I saw Richard flicking his fingers flexibly.
The frog suddenly jumped towards Chouka, who hurriedly avoided it.
A loud bang!
The frog exploded.
A lot of venom filled the air.
Qiuka looked nervously at the venom in the air, and Richard smiled slightly:
"This is just ordinary honey water. Only in actual combat can we use real venom."
"Come on, let's try to make a frog bomb yourself..."
Said.
He brought out a cage wrapped in black cloth from the next room.
There was a stabbing sound.
The black cloth was torn apart.
There was an overwhelming number of "croaking, croaking" sounds coming from inside.
There was a look of resistance on Qiuka's face:
"I hate frogs!"
Richard shrugged, then he took out the second cage from the room and placed it in front of Qiuka, and said kindly:
"Spiders will do, too."
As he spoke, he went to lift the black cloth.
Qiuka quickly stopped:
"Forget it……"
"Then it's still a frog!"
As she spoke, she opened the wooden cage, grabbed a frog from it, and started practicing with a frown on her face.
This was the first time she had studied the abilities taught by Richard so seriously.
Matthew saw this scene.
He looked at Richard and smiled.
At this moment, he felt something in his heart and turned back to look up the steps.
But see the entrance to the cemetery.
A blond man burst in with a shudder.
"Lorain?"
Matthew was a little surprised.
Lorraine went straight to Matthew and asked straight to the point:
"When to set off?"
"Set off?"
Matthew was a little surprised, and soon realized that the other party was mentioning tomb robbing.
"Are you in such a hurry?"
Matthew said with concern:
"You don't look good. You seem a little tired. Do you want to rest for two more days?"
The other party shook his head decisively:
"I've never been more energetic!"
"If you come to me to explore the ancient atmosphere, you've found the right person!"
"I am better at avoiding traps than most thieves!"
Said.
He also glanced at Richard inadvertently.
Richard leisurely commented:
"The profession of Dusk Singer can only be obtained by those who often work in the fields."
Lorraine raised her eyebrows:
"So you stepped on the corpses of many of your colleagues to achieve your current achievements?"
"The great silver snake?"
Matthew has a headache.
The two of them haven't seen each other for a long time, but they still quarrel when they meet.
He was just about to speak to lighten the mood.
suddenly.
A sneaky frog jumped over from the side and approached Luo Lan fiercely.
However, Luo Lan has quick eyesight and quick hands.
He grabbed the frog and looked around calmly.
Later, in Qiuka's shocked eyes.
Loren suddenly raised his right hand that was holding the frog, and then opened his mouth!
Snap!
He stuffed the frog into his mouth and chewed it vigorously.
Bah, bah, bah!
Green juice flowed from the corners of Lorraine's mouth.
The latter also smiled at Qiuka.
This scene was so terrifying that Qiuka was so frightened that she immediately hid behind Richard!
Matthew glanced at the data column and couldn't help rolling his eyes at Lorraine.
"Come on, let's go have a meal first?"
He planned to take Lorraine away.
Lorraine shook his head:
"Take me directly to the pastor mentioned in your letter!"
Matthew looked hesitant:
"She is a bit difficult to deal with and has high demands. Do you want to fix her up first?"
Lorraine shook his head confidently.
So the two of them left the cemetery and went straight to the official post house in Rolling Stone Town.
Until the two figures disappeared on the steps at the entrance.
Only then did Qiuka move her head out from behind Richard:
"The man with the hairy chest is so scary!"
"He ate my frog bomb!"
Richard seemed to be in a good mood. He chuckled and explained:
"When he caught the frog bomb, he used the rogue's method of dismantling the trap, and then used a poet's special ability called pot dumping. Finally, you saw him chewing the frog bomb. In fact, it is the most commonly used method by mages.
Illusion."
"That's how bards are, they know a little bit of everything, but they can't be considered proficient in anything."
"He's just scaring you..."
Qiuka suddenly showed an expression of realization.
"Is that so?"
The girl asked:
"What about that frog bomb I secretly released in the first place?"
"Where was he dumped to?"
Richard shrugged:
"I don't know about that."
"The transfer range of the pot-slinging technique will not exceed three hundred meters. It should be nearby. There is no real venom attached to the frog bomb. It will explode soon after losing control. However, there is no one nearby. It should be
There will be no accidental injuries.”
"You just did a good job, but you still need to keep practicing."
Qiuka's face fell.
I had no choice but to continue catching frogs reluctantly.
And at the same time.
Somewhere in the oak forest on the surface.
After a banging sound.
Two avian creatures, one black and one white, stared at this scene with their mouths open.
Half a moment.
Only then did the black peacock regain his composure.
He said to the slimmer Miss Grouse beside him:
"Look, I have said before that not only humans are mutating, but almost all living things in this world are mutating!"
"Frogs have learned to explode themselves, what else can't they do?"
"Accept my confession and stay with me!"
“Let’s enter a new chapter in Bird Life together!”
Miss Grouse looked a little shy.
She hesitated and said:
"But, but..."
"You just confessed your love to my sister a few days ago!"
"And she accepted it, right?"
Black Peacock said without changing his expression:
"yes!"
"So let the three of us enter a new chapter in Bird Life together!"
"Is there anything that's not allowed?"
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Official inn.
Suite 3.
"...Although Mr. Losolan Ranch is not a professional thief, as far as I know, he has skills that are not inferior to those of professional experts in this area. Madam, please believe me and my friends..."
In order to convince Carmela, Matthew prepared a lot of rhetoric along the way.
However, he barely said a few words.
Carmela nodded happily and said:
"Can!"
"Just this man!"
Matthew was a little stunned. He thought that convincing Carmela would be a troublesome thing, but he didn't expect that the other party would agree faster than him!
Faced with Matthew's confused eyes.
Carmela took the initiative to explain:
"My God told me that the ancient aura of the poet in front of me is very strong."
"According to ordinary people, he must have done a lot of immoral things..."
Hear this.
Luo Lan was not happy:
"Can you talk nicely?"
"What I hate the most in my life is magicians. I am willing to cooperate with you because of Matthew. You'd better be careful what you say!"
"Speaking of which, are there really priests in the continent of Irondor? What else did your god tell you?"
he asked with interest.
The bald red-robed priest raised his eyelids and replied calmly:
"My God also told me—"
"You are falling in love, and that girl will bring you disaster in the future!"
Luo Lan's face changed drastically.
The eyes looking at Carmela became very serious.
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