Chapter 319 The Kingdom of Thousand Lakes and the Fart Technique
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North of the oak forest, near the Trace of the Dead.
Matthew meets Eli.
There is a very beautiful girl beside him.
The girl's appearance is very outstanding, her pupils are golden, her facial curves have an exotic air, and her temperament is also different from the native women of Irondor. She is quiet and well-behaved with a hint of wild and unrestrained atmosphere.
The two sides met face to face.
Matthew noticed that the relationship between the two seemed a bit awkward.
The girl turned her head when she saw Matthew.
Her attention seemed to be focused more on the protective umbrella outside the Scar of the Dead.
Only Eli was smiling.
He came up and grabbed Matthew's hand:
"Finally we meet again, Matthew!"
Matthew returned the smile with the same enthusiasm.
The two chatted for a while.
Matthew glanced at the girl next to him and smiled teasingly:
"Okay! We're engaged now. This girl is quite beautiful."
Unexpectedly, Eli hurriedly shook his head and said:
"She is not my fiancée."
Matthew was slightly startled.
He opened the invitation and found that one of the engaged parties was named Eli, and the other was a woman named Xue Ji.
"Then who is she?"
Matthew's face was full of curiosity.
Eli said with some embarrassment:
"Her name is Xueyin, she is a demon sorcerer."
"I have nothing to do with her at the moment."
"But soon she will be my daughter."
"Because Ms. Xue Ji, who is about to be engaged to me, is her mother..."
Before Matthew could react to this complicated relationship.
The girl next to me, Xue Yin, completely exploded:
"You can't marry my mother!"
"I won't be your daughter either!"
"Stop dreaming!"
Her face was red and she looked furious.
Eli seemed very calm.
He patted Matthew on the shoulder very maturely:
"There is no way, the child needs time to adapt."
Hearing this, Xueyin burst out again——
She was so angry that she trembled all over and unexpectedly threw a huge fireball at her!
"You are the child!"
"You are the only one who needs to adapt!"
Matthew easily erased the fireball with a spell to offset it.
He also saw it.
Although Yukine looked grumpy, he had no intention of hurting anyone - the fireball technique released by the opponent moved very slowly, obviously leaving enough room for escape for the two of them.
"So what's going on?"
Matthew pointed at Xueyin and asked:
"Why did she come here with you?"
Eli spread his hands:
"That's a long story."
Matthew smiled:
"Let's talk as we walk."
As he said that, he planned to lead the two of them into the woods.
However, the girl named Xueyin had a very stubborn temper. She stood coldly next to the Mark of the Dead:
"You guys go in."
"Do not bother me!"
Then Matthew and Eli really ignored her and walked into the oak forest arm in arm.
At this scene, the angry girl stamped her feet again and again.
At this time, she recalled what her mother had told her, and tears of grievance kept pouring out of her eyes, but she still stamped her feet and followed in the direction of Matthew and the two.
Unexpectedly, she had just walked a few steps when someone stopped her.
That's the child of the forest.
"You have the aura of the devil about you, and you are not welcome in this forest."
The attitude of the children of the forest is very cold.
Xueyin said angrily:
"That man just invited me in!"
"Isn't he your master?"
The son of the forest nodded:
"But you have missed the invitation. Unless the master invites you again, please wait outside the woods."
Xueyin was so angry that she gritted her teeth:
"What if I have to force my way in?"
The son of the forest smiled softly:
"I think the cemetery down there will be happy to hear that."
Xueyin's face was filled with uncertainty.
At this time, a sexy black peacock passed by her leisurely:
"Hey, beautiful lady, would you like to spend the rest of your life with me?"
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"After the collapse of the Hill Dream, the Earth Society was severely traumatized. The Underground Temple could hardly maintain normal operations. Even if the two Archdruids rearranged a life barrier, many lost things could not be recovered. Therefore,
The influence of the will of nature on Cross City is fading rapidly. You may not understand what this means, but for the Druid gathering place, we have suffered a fatal blow."
"Without a natural dream to rely on, everything we do will be half the result."
"Coupled with repeated heavy losses, the Earth Society finally decided to reduce its sphere of influence and even began to consider the possibility of moving its headquarters out of Cross City."
Although Eli is a bit unruly emotionally, he is still very calm-minded.
He recounted what happened after the two separated:
"In this case, I was ordered by the Great Elder to go to the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes in the North to seek help."
"You know the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes, right? It's a gathering place for demonic sorcerers. They call it Elsidu - in the devil language, Elsidu means tears of hope."
"Many years ago, Essidu was still a territory ruled by the great demon lord Fernans. Because it was located on the border, not even the forces of the Seven Saints Alliance had ever reached that northwest land."
"Fernandez was very cruel. He left many bloodlines in Isidu, and most of these bloodlines did not agree with what Fernandez did. They finally united together to overthrow Fernandez.
rule and banished it back to the abyss."
"Afterwards, the blood descendants of Fernans established a force in Essidu. In recent years, this force has been transformed into the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes and officially became a country."
"The blood descendants of Fernans are all born demon sorcerers, so Isidu and the country of Thousand Lakes are also called the country of sorcerers."
"Because they are far away and independent, they have not entered the mainstream society's vision. I am afraid that the Seven Saints Alliance's understanding of them is only superficial."
"In the process of fighting against Fernandez, the Earth Society exerted great strength, so a great friendship was formed between the two parties."
"The leader of Essidu once promised that whenever the Earth Alliance is in trouble, the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes will definitely help."
"However, the last time Cross City was attacked, the troops from the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes did not show up, which made many druids feel chilled."
"Although I was ordered to ask for help, I still had the intention to question him."
"The straight-line distance from the Watcher Highlands to the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes in the North is more than five thousand miles. Normal walking would require crossing the Yunshang Plateau and Helen Mountains, but fortunately we have a road that can traverse these two areas.
Through the secret passage of the land, I successfully arrived at the Land of Thousand Lakes and met with Ms. Xue Ji, Queen of Essidu."
"I have to admit, she is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life."
"She makes me feel as gentle and considerate as a mother!"
Matthew couldn't help but scratch his hair:
"I seem to have heard this before..."
Eli didn’t take it seriously:
"After meeting Xue Ji, she entertained me grandly and expressed her apology to me. It turned out that it was not that they were unwilling to help, but that the country of Thousand Lakes also encountered an emergency."
"They discovered that a new wasteland appeared on the plane border in the far west. In order to deal with the plane border issues, the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes dispatched almost all the warlocks, so naturally they no longer have the ability to assist Cross City."
"When I went over there, things there had just ended. Xue Ji was very concerned about the situation in Cross City. She asked me to bring a lot of supplies back..."
"Xue Ji is such a kind-hearted lady. It's a pity that her husband died early and she had to stay alone in the boudoir for many years, which made her life a bit hard."
Hear this.
Matthew couldn't hold himself any longer.
He couldn't help but make insinuating remarks:
"You should know the warlock's style, right?"
Eli nodded:
"Of course I know. Warlocks are not good people. Most warlocks are dissolute and unscrupulous guys!"
Matthew breathed a sigh of relief.
The next second.
But I heard Eli tilt his head and say:
"But Xue Ji...she is different."
"She is a very dignified lady. I have never seen a woman who is as beautiful and intelligent as she is, mature and pure."
"She...is perfect!"
Matthew pulled a handful of hair hard, and after confirming that Eli was not affected by any spell such as feeblemindedness, he secretly made up his mind——
In the future, we must develop a spell to awaken the dog-licking or love brain!
It’s called the Great Awakening Technique!
"So, you met a very outstanding woman, she is the leader of the demon warlock, and she also has a daughter..."
Matthew tries to summarize the main points.
However, Eli quickly interrupted:
"It's three!"
"She has three daughters!"
"Yukine is the oldest one."
"If we get married successfully, I can also have three daughters. This is really a wonderful experience!"
"You know, even if you are as good as Matthew, you don't have a daughter yet!"
Matthew couldn't remember how many times he took out a handkerchief from his pocket to wipe his sweat.
He could only pretend to be calm and asked:
"So you are in love?"
Eli shook his head:
"I also want to tell you that this is how things develop, but it is not the case."
"My marriage to Xue Ji was based on political considerations."
"After learning about the situation of the Earth Society, Xue Ji very sincerely invited the Earth Society to settle in the newly emerged border wasteland. You know, it is a new land that is coveted by many people."
"If the Earth Society can really take root in the border wasteland, then we will soon be able to cultivate a brand new soul of nature and a new natural dreamland. This will be a timely help to the current Earth Society."
"But the border wasteland is close to the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes, and some demon warlocks are not willing to give this territory to us. Therefore, the Earth Association and the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes must have closer ties."
"I happen to be one of the candidates for the next generation of tiger-headed druids appointed by the great elder and recognized by two legends. I have passed the trial of the Glacier Evil Dragon before, and I have a high probability of becoming a member of the reorganized Earth Society.
long."
"So if we get married, Xue Ji will have reason to rule out all opinions and hand over the border wasteland to the Earth Association and the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes for joint development."
"I brought this news back to Cross City, and the Great Elder asked for my opinion. For the sake of the Order, of course I am obligated."
"In the end, both parties hit it off, and my marriage to Xue Ji was decided."
"Currently, some members of the Earth Society have gone to the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes through that secret passage."
"The Great Elder has also officially notified the Seven Saints Alliance that the Cross City will be completely handed over to the alliance's custody. The druids of the Earth Society will withdraw from this place one after another. We will go to the northwest to find a new hometown."
"It's far away, but at least it's not riddled with holes anymore."
"For me personally, this is actually very embarrassing. We made Cross City like this, but in the end we chose to just pat our butts and leave."
"But for the Earth Society, this is also a helpless move. We can't do any better..."
Matthew fell into deep thought after listening.
He asked cautiously:
"So the marriage plan was proposed by the other party?"
Eli nodded.
Matthew asked again:
"He chose you on the spot and didn't consider anyone else?"
Eli coughed:
"Ms. Xue Ji said she likes honest people like me."
Matthew touched his nose:
"Is that so?"
"I roughly understand it. It's really an unexpected surprise."
Eli rubbed his hands:
"Yeah, I didn't expect that I would get married so soon!"
"Although it is a political marriage, I am still quite excited at the thought of becoming Ms. Xue Ji's husband and the father of three girls."
"You must come on the engagement day, Matthew!"
Matthew smiled calmly:
"Of course I'm going."
"Don't worry."
Eli suddenly smiled cheerfully.
Matthew pointed to the northwest of the oak forest and said:
"If you go that way, you will soon find an acquaintance in a small tree house."
"I think he'll be happy to hear your engagement story."
"I'm going to entertain Miss Xueyin. After all, she is your future daughter, so you can't be too negligent."
Eli was overjoyed and said:
"acquaintance?"
"Are you talking about Boss Luolan?"
"Is he here too? Then I have to go over and see him quickly!"
As he spoke, he ran quickly in the direction Matthew pointed.
I just rushed out a dozen steps.
But Eli turned around and asked:
"By the way, I almost forgot to ask."
"How is Queen House doing now?"
"More and more Giza people have been wandering around Cross City recently. Although they are not causing trouble, they are probably looking for their queen..."
House Queen?
Matthew reacted in his brain for a while before he remembered that Eli was talking about the Queen of Giza who was thrown into the prison of Mount Hesso!
Gan!
He has completely forgotten.
I don’t know how many extra points I have to pay for the extra time…
But you can’t blame Matthew.
He has met too many queens these days, and it is normal for him to forget things occasionally.
"Next time you go to Mount Blackso, please ask Hera to find out more about the situation."
Think so.
Matthew headed straight to the north of the oak forest.
Eli also disappeared into the forest on the snow.
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Oak Grove North.
Matthew once again found Yukiyin who was plucking peacock feathers.
The latter saw Matthew.
He threw the half-bald black peacock onto the snow.
The black peacock cried out:
"Matthew!"
"She insulted me!"
Matthew knew his virtue, so he comforted him by giving him a secondary treatment, and then sent him away.
"Although that guy speaks freely, he won't torture him like this, right?"
Matthew said calmly.
Xueyin snorted coldly:
"If it were in Asidu, he would have become a meal on the plate by now."
"I didn't do this just because I wanted to give you face."
As she spoke, her expression softened:
"Stop talking about this."
"I know you, tree-planting mage Matthew, you are very capable."
"I won't say any more hypocritical words."
"I wish you could stop that stupid tiger from marrying my mother!"
"If you can do this, then I can give you everything you want!"
Matthew asked with great interest:
"for example?"
Xueyin snapped her fingers.
The next second.
The clothes on her body were missing.
These clothes expanded violently in mid-air and immediately formed a huge tent, wrapping the two of them inside.
The girl's white feet stepped on the snow, making sparse sounds.
She looked at Matthew pretending to be calm:
"Like this."
However, Matthew's answer made her blush:
"That's it?"
Xueyin's voice became a little trembling:
"you dislike me?"
Matthew said calmly:
"Don't get me wrong, I am a necromancer."
"I have seen many bodies, living and dead, excellent and ordinary. Your body is no different from most."
"Even if you become a zombie, you may not be stronger than others."
Xueyin's face suddenly showed an expression of shame and anger.
Her body was trembling slightly, and a strong magical power was gathering.
But Matthew was not panicked.
He stared at Xueyin's eyes. With the help of the control field, his eyes did not contain any impurities.
This made Yukine even more confused.
Only Matthew himself knew that he actually lied——
Yukine has a very good figure.
The most important thing is that her waist is very thin.
Although the fruit is not fruitful.
But the slender waist can still set off the curves with great visual impact.
The reason why Matthew deliberately wanted to suppress her.
On the one hand, it is to completely grasp the initiative in the dialogue.
On the other hand, it can be considered as venting anger for Eli.
Matthew admits that Eli is a bit of a love brain.
But he's not some stupid tiger!
Half a minute later.
Xueyin put on her clothes silently, her eyes regained their composure:
"It doesn't matter if you don't like me."
"I still have sisters."
"I still have my mother."
"Their looks, looks, and figures are all better than mine. I believe you will like them."
"As long as you can prevent Eli and my mother's wedding, I can help you get them all, including myself."
Matthew asked calmly:
"Why are you doing this?"
Xueyin said coldly:
"You don't need to know why."
"I know you must have a way to stop Eli, because he always mentions you along the way."
"You have a very special status in his heart, so I believe you can persuade him not to marry my mother."
"In fact, I hope it is you who is engaged to my mother, not that stupid tiger."
Matthew smiled and shook his head:
"I am not a member of the Earth Society."
"If you like me so much, why don't you apply directly to the Seven Saints Alliance?"
Xueyin's expression changed.
Then, she said stiffly:
"What does this have to do with the Alliance?"
"Besides, the Alliance of Seven Saints is aloof and doesn't care what happens in the border areas."
"And you are too narcissistic, right? I don't like you at all!"
"I just think that if it were you, the ending might be better..."
Come to the last sentence.
Xueyin's voice was almost too soft to be heard.
Matthew's eyes narrowed.
After listening to Eli's narration, he felt that there was a big problem with this hasty marriage.
The performance of the girl Yukiyin further confirmed Matthew's thoughts.
"Is there something wrong with that border wasteland?"
Matthew asked suddenly.
Xueyin's body trembled slightly, but she still looked calm and shook her head:
"I do not know anything."
"I can't say anything."
"I just want to tell you that if you let that stupid tiger marry my mother, you may lose a friend forever."
She looked up at Matthew.
The eyes are very sincere.
Matthew suddenly asked:
"Your mother often beats you?"
Xueyin was surprised:
"Why...you don't have anything to do!"
She subconsciously covered her arms.
However, all of this cannot escape Matthew's balanced perception.
From an elemental level, he felt that Xueyin's body was full of healed scars.
Every time the girl mentioned her mother's name.
The flow of elements near her brain revealed her inner fear.
The Queen of the Land of Thousand Lakes.
The Demon Warlock of Isidu.
Matthew already had some guesses in his mind.
He chose to believe Xueyin.
But how to stop Eli is probably another big question.
"How about inviting Samantha back?"
"Or let Qiuka do it again?"
While Matthew was thinking hard.
Two grown men came together in the snow forest.
Matthew took a closer look.
It’s Eli and a refreshed Lorraine!
"What are you...?"
Matthew was a little confused.
"Oh, isn't Eli getting engaged? This is a great thing. As his boss, of course I have to go to the scene myself and be responsible for the arrangements!"
Loren winked at Matthew with a smile on his face.
Matthew immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
He was really worried about leaving this matter to others.
Only Luo Lan appears to be very reliable.
Matthew thought for a while and whispered in Lorraine's ear:
"Don't make him too sad."
Luo Lan glared at him:
"Who do you think I am?"
"I have now changed my ways."
"And I already have a girlfriend!"
girlfriend?
Matthew recalled:
"Is that the girl named Rosie?"
Lorraine nodded affirmatively.
Matthew was surprised and said:
"Does she know she is your girlfriend?"
Lorraine said honestly:
"I haven't informed her yet."
Matthew shrugged, speechless.
Next to him, Eli's interest was piqued:
"Does Boss Luolan have a girlfriend? How far has it gone?"
"How does she look? How many points can she get based on the scoring method you taught me last time?"
Luo Lan gestured casually:
"It's still 0 points for now."
Both Eli and Matthew looked surprised.
Luo Lan immediately explained:
"Recently, I have gained a new understanding of life, so I have modified the rules for scoring women."
"Now I only have two options here: 0 points and 100 points."
"Those who have slept with each other get 100 points; everything else gets 0 points, without exception."
Xueyin suddenly showed a disgusted expression.
Matthew couldn't help but roll his eyes.
Only Eli asked thoughtfully:
"What about the scoring rules for members of the opposite sex other than humans?"
Luo Lan couldn't help but was stunned for a moment.
Then I realized:
"He is indeed the proud son of the Druid Order..."
"You also need to score points for beasts, huh?"
Eli defended subconsciously:
"It doesn't have to be a beast..."
The voice fell.
The other three were completely silent.
Eli and Xueyin didn't stay here for too long. After sending the invitation letter, they headed to the next place without stopping.
When leaving, Xueyin was still hinting at Matthew with her eyes.
It's a pity that Matthew turned a blind eye.
Anyway, with Lorraine following, Eli will definitely not be harmed.
As for what the hell the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes wants to do.
That's just a matter of making a report.
That place was too far for Matthew, and for Eli's sake, he was willing to appear at the engagement ceremony.
Let’s talk about the rest.
Matthew looked at the invitation.
The engagement time is in March of the following year.
This time is very strange.
For Rolling Stone Town, March is the season when the ice and snow begin to disappear and the spring breeze fills the ground.
But for the north where the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes is located.
It's still freezing and snowy at this time of year.
Engagement under these circumstances?
How many people will attend the Druid Order?
Do they all take secret passages?
How many casualties will this great migration of the Earth Society cause?
These all have to be marked with a big question mark.
But since the Earth Society has made such a decision.
Matthew believes that Silver Wolf Casal and Earth Voice Han Miaoqin have carefully considered their plans.
He didn't bother to interfere more.
afternoon.
Matthew was looking through a non-compulsory spell book.
I accidentally found a very interesting little spell.
The name of this spell is fart spell.
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"Fart Technique: You can make the same sound as fart in the target area. The fart sound can be single or continuous.
When you master this spell perfectly, you can completely cover up the mana fluctuations caused by this spell, thereby achieving a more concealed effect."
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It just looks like a prank spell.
But according to the book Matthew has in hand.
Farting is actually a very powerful psychological suggestion spell.
It does not directly break a mage's concentration.
But it may cause the mage to fail when singing magic——
Research shows that when continuous fart sounds are heard, 90% of mages will be disturbed by the fart sound, and then resonate with it, and they will fart too.
in this case.
The chanted spell is very likely to be interrupted.
According to the description of the inventor of this spell.
The fart technique is a magic weapon used by mages in civil war.
The knowledge points priced at this spell are also very high, but the purchase records are very few.
It shows that most people think this stuff is deceptive.
But Matthew didn't think so.
Anyway, he also has additional trial and error costs.
So I bought this spell to learn.
Don't tell me yet.
There is quite a threshold to learn the fart technique.
At least Matthew spent an entire afternoon not mastering it.
We can only continue tomorrow.
at dusk.
Matthew stands at the entrance of the cemetery admiring the snowy scene at sunset.
Just at this moment.
Suddenly he felt something in his heart——
That is the direction of the World Tree!
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"Tip: Under the influence of the Heart of the World Tree, a "Starry Sky Cabin" was born on top of your World Tree crown.
Starry Sky Cabin (Epic Building): You can observe the movements of the star realm through this cabin;
A few micro or small astral creatures will also be attracted to the hut and come to you.
Warning: An astral creature broke into the starry sky cabin uninvited!